That Checks Out

 The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular doctors proclaim as the densest mass found on Earth, and how "Big Duck Energy" can scare both a doctor and a comedian simultaneously. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwith...

 The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offensive Honda that's sure to impress the ladies. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth favorite 90's pizza mascot costume, and why you should NEVER take the stairs with Damon. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Ho...

The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a  deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.f...

The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial  land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery... thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor....

The guys discuss how having lights on your car results in short term memory loss, why you can no longer ethically call attention to Damon's "condition", and when marinara becomes a necessary accoutrement to make a bank withdrawal. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a price evaluation could cost you your job. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and how an X-ray can thoroughly and accurately  identify an illegal shipments of cats. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted o...

The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, and why Damon believes he should only be written up when stealing a Honey Baked Ham. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted...

The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other things) of ten men, and what is the number one item Damon will never assemble without directions. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Po...

The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a plumber on retainer before your "Brown Friday" festivities. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the most inappropriate game of dodgeball ever, why Damon's eye doctor's screen saver should've been a signal, and how two Boofs ultimately seal your fate. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wrong Picante Sauce results in a justified homicide, and what constitutes a "marine grade" bike rental. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive...

The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a warehouse owned by a guy named Karl elevates you to "boss" status. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.f...

The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely timed pushups may guarantee Ted 10 more years of life. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative ad campaign against Damon requires basically zero effort. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy, and when scientists are not needed to confirm a completely obvious hypothesis. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on...

The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watch a quality Ernest movie. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is Dead" into an active beehive. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the only vehicle ever created by the Marco Polo Motor Company. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm