Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

That Checks Out

Comedy EN ↓ 320 episodes

A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

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Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

Episodes

Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin' 28.03.2022 1:01:33

The guys learn about Mac's free, germaphobic pony that hates nature and people, Ted meets the most interesting man alive, and Damon gets mauled by a polar bear in a stolen Grand National. This week's Sponsor! Amy's Nail Kingdom thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a stud...

Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness 21.03.2022 57:28

The guys discuss when a car warranty can save your life, a caretaker that rakes and waters Italian loafers, and how when the chicken's frozen the victim is not a relative. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and producti...

"I Tip 'Em, Then I Milk 'Em Upside Down!" 14.03.2022 1:02:42

The guys have comedian, TJ Remec, in studio to discuss the multiple disappearances of an "Obvious Pickle Boy", a world record mouth from Idaho, and the only logical name for the ideal orangutan roommate. TJ's podcast, Once Upon a Tome! thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting...

A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I. 07.03.2022 1:02:17

The guys discuss home improvement store ninjas, why you should judge people solely based on the condition of a specific kitchen appliance, and how Mac's treatment of puppies depends on the placement of their kangaroo. https://www.dropguys.com - Damon proof phone cases! thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandte...

Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet? 28.02.2022 1:02:24

The guys get left unsupervised for an extended period of time while Mac does "paperwork" in his office, discuss a space age pillow rated for high impact collisions, and what sleeping position makes you susceptible to scammers. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a stud...

Get Meemaw Off Layaway & Flip Her on Marketplace! 21.02.2022 1:01:46

The guys discuss how to properly hire a virtual assassin, that when you find a stray service dog they're just looking to play catch, and attending a computer class at a popular fried chicken franchise. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast re...

"I'd Like to Buy A Vowel for Sushi" 14.02.2022 1:32:55

The guys discuss the world's first "ambassador to the extraterrestrial", how to surprise your Valentine with a moderately cool chocolate in Detroit, and the plausible deniability of a late night double waffle. Bee Natural by Kat All natural lotions and lip balms made by hand, with love! 10% of all proceeds go towards bee conservation! thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt inst...

A Dangling Sausage of Safety 07.02.2022 1:11:22

The guys discuss the new musical Grant, how Mac is both startled and confused by noises that he causes, and the need for a numbered waitress system in our society. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! Host...

The "T" Stands for The 31.01.2022 55:42

The guys discuss the most effective way of negotiating the purchase of a used shower rod, how people no longer fear their face "freezing that way", and how an Arby's coupon can get you significant ownership stake in any Puracchio Enterprise. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check...

The Driver's Ed Psychologist and an Aphrodisiac Grilled Cheese 24.01.2022 1:02:38

The guys discuss the proper techniques for animals to gossip, how stupid you have to be for autocorrect to give up and disable itself, and how a beach body and firearms are forever related. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this secluded getaway! Check out our website! t...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Tip Your Wizard" 17.01.2022 1:04:48

The guys discuss how the register cannot close until the last customer leaves, getting mugged by a Zoltar machine, and Ted documents his nugget. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this secluded getaway! Check out our website! thatchecksout.net Follow us on social media! s...

I Can Smell the Acorns. "Sniff a Little Higher" 10.01.2022 1:01:24

The guys discuss proper door holding etiquette, Mac granting complete creative freedom to his stylist, and the savory smell of holiday pay. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this secluded getaway! Check out our website! thatchecksout.net Follow us on social media! snapch...

I Agree to Yeet the Door When Done Suckling. 03.01.2022 55:06

The guys discuss "Rage Quitting" holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this secluded getaway! Check out our webs...

A Circus Guillotine and Canine Real Estate 27.12.2021 55:59

The guys agree New Year's Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon's mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this secluded getaway! Check out our website! th...

Amish Lighting and Whoa!!! Ma, Santa's here... 20.12.2021 1:02:03

The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff's chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advert...

Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Copay. 13.12.2021 52:12

The guys discuss the "World's Best Sharpshooter", Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie'...

Frontload Fries and Backload Steak 06.12.2021 1:11:17

The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the "wingman" for a three year old. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie'...

Walkies and That's A Plug Not A Receptacle 29.11.2021 1:04:51

The guys discuss the difference between a pet and a wild animal, Ted discovers a new voice that Damon already hates, and Mac schemes to collect 100 free range chickens under very dangerous circumstances. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcas...

It's Soggy AND Dry??? 22.11.2021 1:07:08

The guys discuss when it's not necessary to fold up your home workout equipment, how to recycle your Millennium Falcon properly, and Mac claims the word is "gig". Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's Hou...

Necessary Pig Latin and A Broken Mac 15.11.2021 40:00

This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job". Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for you...

We're Back and and We Said Stage That Time 08.11.2021 1:14:05

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A Bird Clock and Some Butt Eels 27.09.2021 58:49

The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisemen...

Chuck Incognito and The Yaris Armory 20.09.2021 1:03:59

The guys discuss appropriate hurricane names to guarantee a 100% evacuation plan, how many crossbows actually fit in a Toyota Yaris, and the signs your chimp has a side chick. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check ou...

Have Mercy, A New Boss is Crowned! 13.09.2021 1:00:27

The guys discuss the true monetary value of a thank you, the dark side of Superman, and the strategic placement of pet puke. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool...

Mud, BUTT It's My Last Day! 06.09.2021 56:26

The guys discuss a replacement American Icon, "Office Mudslides", and the ramifications of a lost Bobo. Check out Mr. Sloan's new book! https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5 Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? Check out Helie's House! Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! Check out this...