Terminally Online

New year, new me(me)! Hannah kicks us off with the story of Susan Meacher's resurrection. Then we're bidding 2022 good riddance by revisiting the worst of the worst Twitter discourse from the past year and sharing our predictions for 2023. Buckle up, kids, it's gonna be a wild ride! Other topics include: The existential dread of leaving your twenties, spilling the tea on Ryan Seacre...

It's the Nightmare Before Christmas and we're bringing on our special guest and resident Spooky Expert Joe to discuss creepypasta! From Slenderman to SCP to the Mandela Catalogue, we're touching on our faves, what makes it good, and when it goes too far. (Cue spooky music!) Other topics discussed include: Elon Musk getting booed offstage the Dave Chapelle show, the newly uncovered o...

Our good friend and special guest Dani joins us this week to tackle a host of topics: controversial Twitter discourse involving sick bowls and safe words, the Balenciaga ad scandal, the continued platforming of Ye’s antisemitism, Reddit AITA drama stories, and more! CONTENT WARNING: Bodily fluids and some sex stuff are discussed in this episode, so maybe give this one a skip if you’re not cool wit...

This week Hannah and Tori discuss the Fyre Fest-ing of Qatar’s World Cup (with bonus human rights violations!), Julia Fox’s TikTok presence, and YouTuber Markiplier joining OnlyFans. Also, Hannah explains Goncharov, the Martin Scorsese film that has Tumblr by the balls, and we read a Thanksgiving-themed AITA Reddit Post that will get your blood burning hotter than a cooked turkey! Other topics of...

We're back from our Wannabe Eurotrash Tour and recapping what the hell happened while we were gone! Twitter is melting down like the Ticketmaster website during the Taylor Swift presale. Hannah and Tori talk about the fallout from the new "Twitter Blue" subscription service, Elon Musk's negotiation tactics, and the best parody tweets. Hannah also relays the lore of Twitter&apos...

This week is a grab bag of stories: Deadline’s Nikki Finke passed away, TwitchCon’s dubious safety protocols led to one streamer’s grievous injury, the Try Guys fallout continues, and more tea about Buzzfeed’s dysfunctional work environment gets spilled by ex-employees. After covering all that, Tori and Hannah swap some entertaining Reddit drama stories. Other topics of discussion include: Eurotra...

This was a week of scandals: The Try Guys dropped an infidelity bombshell, mega popular YouTuber Dream revealed his face for the first time, and chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen accused opponent Hans Niemann of cheating. If you couldn’t keep up with the endless drama, don’t worry – Hannah and Tori break it all down for you. Other topics include: Wife guys, Buzzfeed millenials, and the insufferable...

This week Tori breaks down the ongoing Twitch implosions, including a scammer who conned over $300,000 from people on the platform (not a good time to be someone who goes by any variation of the name “Slick”), and then Hannah covers TikTok makeup guru Mikayla Nogueria, who recently came under fire for some out of touch commentary on the hardships of being a rich influencer. Other topics discussed...

What a week! Racists got mad about The Little Mermaid being black, Trump was mysteriously rushed off his golf course and to D.C., Trisha Paytas had her baby, and oh yeah, the queen is dead. (Rest in piss, Lizzie.) We also talk about how we met political-streamer-slash-himbo Hasan Piker in Times Square over the weekend.   Other topics of discussion include: Celebrity run-ins in NYC, cringy romance...

Our grand return from our unintentional hiatus is a throwback: Tori tells the tale of the ill-fated Tumblr-inspired convention from 2014. Shady finances, guests canceling last-minute, and sad ball pits, oh my. Was Dash Con a true Dash CON, or just the result of incompetency? Porque no los dos? Other topics discussed include: The Don’t Worry Darling film drama that had the internet in its grip this...

We break down the two unauthorized Broadway production scandals of the moment: A Texan church livestreaming a homophobic version of Hamilton (what’s the opposite of “yassified”?) and Netflix’s lawsuit against the unofficial Bridgerton TikTok musical. To help weigh in, we bring on our friend-slash-internet-lawyer Jon. Disclaimer: This is not legal advice, Barlow & Bear! Get your own attorney! O...

This week’s super-sized episode is dedicated to Hannah and Tori’s personal stories of internet drama. Tori shares a story from her teenage years of early internet forums, roleplaying as sexy gargoyles, and the ultimate catfishing betrayal. After that, Hannah discusses her former reign as a Glee fandom spoiler queen – and how she may have inadvertently gotten someone blacklisted from the Hollywood...

On this week’s episode, we tell you everything you didn’t want to know about the Ana Mardoll and Lockheed Martin drama. This story has everything: Grifters! War crimes! Terrible people on all sides! To wash that taste out of your mouth, we also swap some entertaining Reddit stories. Other topics include: Standard issue cats, Adventure Time, and whether or not Tyra Banks would be good at Dungeons a...

In this week's episode, we delve into stories of lost media. Tori discusses the lost Doctor Who episodes and how the diehard online fan community helped recover them. Is Doctor Who more culturally valuable than the Queen's coronation? Maybe! Meanwhile, Hannah talks about the "holy grail" of lost media, the Christine Chubbuck tape - including a recent development in uncovering i...

Welcome to our (sort of) first episode of Terminally Online! In this episode, Hannah and Tori discuss the TikTok phenomenon known as "reality shifting." So many questions! Why is it so popular? How come everyone wants to bone Draco Malfoy? Also, what happens if you commit homicide in an alternate reality? Asking for a friend! Other topics discussed include: Hasan Piker's thighs, the...