Terminally Online

This week Taylor Swift gets married with thousands of her close personal friends, Trump's 250 Freedom Event is a biblical disaster, Mitch McConnell is probably dead, and Kylie Jenner is trying to make the surveillance state chic. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Unbearable heat, never beating the allegations, the funny one, and Tori's Content Corner. Follow us...

This week New York is having the best summer ever between the Knicks championship and the DSA primary election sweep, ClubChalamet meets her match outside a Paris hotel, and Hannah does a deep dive on the Olivia Rodrigo vs. Taylor Swift stan wars. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: background purring, Phoebe Bridgers, you seem pretty sad for a girl so terminally online, and th...

This week we’re kicking off Pride Month strong by partaking in a fun TikTok trend before we cover the United Airlines Bluetooth flight disaster, the TikToker who was avenged for a wrongful traffic ticket by newly released cop body cam footage, Mamdani keeps it cute, and the big Lego theft. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: 75% gay, the improv queen, wait wait I got it, the ne...

This week entitled POS makeup influencer James Charles rags on the poor, the “charity” Kars4Kids is scammy, looksmaxxer Clavicular gets mogged by a Chad judge, and the internet has feelings about Olivia Rodrigo wearing babydoll dresses. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: expanding the repertoire, another scorcher, Noah Kahan’s new album, and streamer/conservationist Maya Higa...

This week we say our goodbyes to Spirit Airlines and Ask Jeeves, the kids are doing Scientology speed runs, a long shot wins the Kentucky Derby, and we do a deep dive on lolcow Tyler Catastrophe. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Terminally Nostaglic, the Pokémon scalper wars, InfoWars gets a makeover, and the kids might be all right. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Em...

This week gamer Sykkuno gets EXPOSED as a serial cheater, we wonder if AI usage can be justified if used to dunk on Kash Patel, the brainrotted Coachella crowds are a real bummer, alt right losers Clavicular and Sneako are not having a good time, and Olivia Rodrigo is so freaking back. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: the big sick, bipolar weather, reheating nachos, Dim...

This week China is memeing Trump’s “spiritual advisor,” comedian Druski triggers Erika Kirk, Lindy West’s new memoir sparks major online discourse, and the internet hates Chappell Roan. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: The elephant in the room, anime voices, Poktopia, and Tip 2 Tip: China edition!  Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail...

This week we say RIP to Jesse Jackson, Robert Duvall, and James Van der Beek… and in the latter case, examine some potentially questionable online fundraising activities! Also, makeup guru TikToker Mikayla Nougerria breaks some big news you’ll want to sit down for, and we delve into the VERY deserved cancellations of Urban Rescue Ranch and Chibi Reviews. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discuss...

This week more Epstein files get released, TikTok changes for the worse, Sydney Sweeney starts a lingerie line, and Hasan Piker (take a shot!) finds a new audience on YouTube after a temporary Twitch ban. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion: names that end in s, it’s my turn now bitch, Spiritfarer, and The Message by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: ter...

This week Zohran installs bidets, the button girl doesn’t need to explain herself, an AI “artist” is charting on Spotify, the real performance art is the AI slop we eat along the way, and the looksmaxxing loser brigade hits Miami. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: I want a divorce, Denmark supremacy, the Brennan Lee Mulligan crossover we’ve been dreaming of, and fun things to...

This week we celebrate our 100th episode!!  A number that feels fake but here we are. Join us as we revisit the podcast’s origin story, highlight our best moments, acknowledge our worst takes, and unpack the collective fever dream that was 2025.  We also make extremely confident predictions for 2026 that will almost certainly age poorly. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include:...

This week democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral election!! Also: Dick Cheney dies (rest in piss!), Olivia Rodrigo takes a stand against ICE, and Mr Beast plans to open a theme park in… Riyadh? Sure, why not. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: inshallah, single issue voting, Connecticutters, 67, and Jorts the cat. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email...

This week the No Kings protests made a big splash, the NYC mayoral race debate sparked some memes, chic crime is back with an old-fashioned jewelry heist at the Louvre, DHS spread lies about a minor on Twitter, and a Scottish lass goes viral for faking an entire pregnancy and child. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: whiny piss babies, antifa flashbacks, the chicest crime, the...

This week Taylor Swift releases a new album and it really is…something! We discuss all the hot takes: Charli XCX beef! Questionable lyricism! Potential song plagiarism! AI usage for promo videos! Plus, comedians attending the Riyadh Comedy Festival get online backlash and University of Washington students chase out a Nazi disruptor. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: chopped,...

This week Charlie Kirk gets killed by memes (?), we can’t believe we have to defend Jimmy Kimmel, one YouTuber ends up in the middle of a revolution in Nepal, and apparently the Rapture is coming (according to TikTok). Hoo boy, what a time for us to return from hiatus. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: mouth noises, summering in Italy, PTSD dog, camo pants, and new music arti...

This week SOMETHING might be happening with Trump, Taylor and Travis break the internet with their engagement news, Rolling Stone names their top influential influencers, the US Open leads to internet drama, Sabrina Carpenter uses AI for her merch, and Gap releases a denim ad without eugenics messaging! Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: panini (plural), Gaylor nation in shamb...

This week Taylor Swift announces her new album, a TikToker falls in love with her psychiatrist, ChatGPT tries to curb AI psychosis, Reddit bans the Internet Archive, and Chappell Roan releases new music. Plus, we read new reviews from our besties! Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Teatime with Tori, brain rot summer, and moreso Krobus, and pygmy hippo fun facts.  Follow us on...

This week the Coldplay canoodlers go viral, Justin Timberlake "performs" on tour, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan's deaths receive very different reactions, Trisha Paytas reveals her latest baby's name, Sydney Sweeney promotes eujeanics, the women's safety dating app Tea gets hacked, VShojo is in shambles, and Colbert gets canceled. Let's get into it!! Other topics of di...

This week Olivia Rodrigo posts in support of Palestine, we discuss the Gen-Z stare, TikTok rallies behind the antipasto salad woman, and we bring on our special guest Oliver to talk about the anime horse girl game sweeping the internet: Umamusume Pretty Derby! Oh, and we also chat about the Epstein files news. This episode really has everything, huh? Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion...

This week Zohran Mamdani makes history by winning the NYC mayoral Democratic primary! Hannah and Tori discuss the internet reaction to his upset and, of course, share the best memes. Then we take a turn to discuss the Bezos wedding in Venice and the Sabrina Carpenter album cover discourse. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Biden ride-or-die, Dimes Square, jschlatt's...

This week it’s loser on loser crime with Elon vs. Trump, a comedian pulls a long con social media prank on Congressman Ted Yoho, the Switch 2 drops, a woman on TikTok sparks a great couch color debate, and Google releases a very unsettling video AI program. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: don’t ever speak to me in that tone again, not pizza, content creator VanillaMace, and...

This week Joe Biden announces he has cancer, Justin Bieber continues the ritual humiliation of his wife Hailey Bieber, a boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge, “ChatGPT psychosis” is a thing, and the Lilo & Stitch live action remake faces backlash. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: broken cat muffler, no (heart emoji), Anastasia memes, and Hannah’s review of the Broadway...

This week a new pope just dropped, the New York Times doxxes a Reddit snarker, former NYC mayor Bill de Blasio keeps up with the memes, the internet debates 100 men vs. one gorilla, a viral TikToker quits his job to sail to Hawaii with his cat, and political streamer Hasan Piker gets detained at the border for being anti-Trump. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: train kar...

This week JD Vance kills the pope (for legal purposes this is a joke!), Katy Perry returns from space, Kanye West gets banned from Twitch, the MrBeast Experience in Vegas makes a bunch of influencers big mad, an absurd joke sweeps TikTok, an au pair doesn’t understand what it means to be an au pair, and actor BJ Novak is allegedly dating TikToker Delaney Rowe. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of d...

This week one man’s morning routine goes viral, Chappell Roan goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, TikTok’s ban gets kicked down the road, JK Rowling is on another one (this time about asexuality), tariffs hit the gamers where it hurts, and a bunch of rich women think they’re revolutionary for space tourism. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: the future liberals want, New York...