Terminally Online

WE'RE BACK from summer hiatus and there's so much to catch up on! First Hannah and Tori do a rapid-fire recap of the news we missed while on vacation, and then it's on to current events: Elon rebrands Twitter to X, Barbenheimer Fever has swept the nation, Ariana Grande and Spongebob cause a big scandal, and the Writer's Guild and SAG strike are rife for memeing. Other topics of...

Did Colleen Ballinger write the song of the summer?? Hannah and Tori dissect the now infamous ukulele YouTube apology, explain the unsettling Grimace shake TikTok trend, and talk about how the Smosh channel has returned to its original creators. Other topics of discussion include: Stream Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo on Spotify, seaside recuperation, toy xylophones, no such thing as bad publicity, vir...

Breaking news! Reddit goes on strike, and they're not the only one with downed subs... Some obscenely rich people get a more immersive Titanic experience than they bargained for. Also, streamer XQC signs a sketchy hundred million dollar deal with the platform Kick. Hannah and Tori are covering it all! Other topics of discussion include: Orca solidarity forever, TikTok jukebox musicals, and p*...

Hannah finally makes good on her promise/threat: THE TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODE IS HERE! Special guest co-host (Other) Hannah is here to delve into the endless drama: Taylor Swift and Joe Alywn! Taylor Swift and Matty Healy! Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo! Taylor Swift and her very...ahem...devoted fanbase!  We get into EVERYTHING in this super-sized episode. Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna be a...

To kick off, Tori gaslights Hannah about the apocalyptic air conditions in NYC before filling us in on the latest Andrew Tate mess. Then we're covering two literary dramas this week: Author Sarah Stusek feels the wrath of YA fandom after attacking a Goodreads reviewer on TikTok, and our favorite smol bean scammer Caroline Calloway somehow landed a Vanity Fair profile. Let's talk about it...

It's our 30th episode! This week Hannah is in her Eras Tour era, Tori enables a little catchup of the Taylor Swift drama, Jubilee has men rate their rizz, watch out for the Citibike Karen, and the annoying TikTok prankster faces legal repercussions. Lots of badly behaving people to talk about!! Other topics of discussion include: elastic shoelaces, heated gamer moments, Bob Saget as the catal...

This week we do a rapid-fire news breakdown: Elon Musk NAMES A WOMAN (CEO of Twitter), touching on the complicated legacy of Heather "Dooce" Armstrong, Vice goes bankrupt, and a debut author has the power of God and anime on her side. Then in honor of Mother's Day, we drama farm Reddit for some mom-related stories! Other topics of discussion include: 9/11 jokes, hyper fixations, Wil...

So much to cover this week! RIP Jerry Springer, damning Ring doorbell camera footage gets Steven Crowder in hot water, the unexpected star of the Met Gala red carpet, the incel king has fallen! Also, Hannah gives a deep dive into Ken Waks's true crime conspiracy theories. (TW: There are some mentions of suicide and S.A. in this episode.) Other topics of discussion include: Latchkey kid tv vie...

It's a jam-packed episode with so much to cover: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon got shit canned! Twitter Blue rolled out and caused all kinds of stupid entertainment! Hasan Piker got a puppy! Bed Bath & Beyond is closing! Some lady on TikTok is mad about a public park! Other topics of discussion include: PowerPoint parties, bedding decisions, secret messages through pizza, Low in Come, Step...

We've got an assortment of stories this week: checking in on our favorite scammer Caroline Calloway, Nintendo is coming for your streamers, TikTok cake drama, and the extremely out of touch Miller Knoll CEO "motivational speech." Get a real job, lady! Other topics of discussion include: "de-influencing," Correction Corner, I CAN FIX HIM, and Senator Feinstein's TikTok...

Hannah and Tori start off discussing the BREAKING NEWS of Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's breakup, and the internet's Totally Normal response! Then it's a slew of internet stories from the week: Snoop Dogg quits e-Sports, Hinge once again proves chivalry is dead, Bud Light goes woke, and Chris Tyson comes out as trans. Other topics of discussion include: Succession (no spoilers!!), Pap...

This week our very special guest Liz is here to explain the spicy drama from Vanderpump Rules. Settle in as she explains the tangled web of Toms, Sheena doing Sheena things, Raquel in her slut era, face punches, restraining orders, and poorly named restaurants! Other topics of discussion: Leonard Cohen's big week, nostalgia TikTok, the See You Next Tuesday Sobriety Support Group, Pedro Pascal...

By happenstance, we're covering some "scammer adjacent" stories: Hannah talks about the doula duper exposed on TikTok, Tori explains how celebrities may be in hot water for promoting crypto scams, and then it's time for Queen Goop (also known as Gwyneth Paltrow) to shine in her viral moment! Other topics of discussion include: Hasan Piker's puppy search, a good vibe podcas...

It's a grab bag episode and we've got tons to cover this week: The BBC tweeted out a study downplaying the mental health effects of the pandemic and boy, does Twitter have something to say about that! Billionaire MrBeast solicited free labor for candy shelf arrangement, Ludwig Ahgren crowdsourced locating his stolen car, The Streamer Awards after party had some drama, oh yeah, and the Os...

This week we've decided to stop our quiet quitting long enough to bring you a themed episode centering on online work drama stories! First up Hannah tells the story she shared on AskAManager that went viral, and then Tori relays the saga of Satan's CPA from ol' reliable Reddit. Other topics of discussion include: Hannah's tragic backstory, Tori brain no worky, big man in Japan,...

It's our twentieth episode and we're talking drama, drama, drama! First up Hannah tries unpacking the beef between Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez playing out over TikTok and Instagram stories.  Next up, Tori talks Adin Ross getting banned from Twitch as he does an alt right pipeline speed run. What can we say, we live for the drama. Then we test each other's social media knowledge w...

This week we're talking about YouTuber Dhar Mann exploiting the actors in his corny videos, The Cut's new etiquette rules for our modern era, and the messy breakups of Twitch streamers Adept and XQC as well as Megan Fox and MGK. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: overheard in Brooklyn, Gen Z wants to bring back the Hays Code, and an RPG game where you get to play...

This week's episode is a grab bag of topics: From Mikayla Nogueira's Mascaragate scandal to Mr. Beast inciting conversations about the sad state of U.S. healthcare through his most recent clickbait video to TikTok's Taylor Swift impersonator's Grammys attendance drama to the very horrifying application of deepfakes, we've got it covered. Other topics of discussion include:...

Today's episode discusses the many messy controversies of internet Logan Paul. Tori fills Hannah in on his long history of "antics" ranging from a very morbid vlog from a Japanese forest, multiple crypto rug pulls, and pet abandonment. Get ready to grind your teeth in escalating anger! Other topics discussed include: Leave teenage girls alone, Hannah's viral YouTube moment, and...

We're finally doing it, baby: THE CAROLINE CALLOWAY DEEP DIVE! Hannah gives Tori the rundown on everything you need to know about scammer(?)/writer(???)/OG Instagram influencer Caroline Calloway. Let us take you on a journey that spans from the hallowed halls of Cambridge University to a completely trashed West Village studio apartment. Maybe the real treasure was the marks she scammed along...

New year, new me(me)! Hannah kicks us off with the story of Susan Meacher's resurrection. Then we're bidding 2022 good riddance by revisiting the worst of the worst Twitter discourse from the past year and sharing our predictions for 2023. Buckle up, kids, it's gonna be a wild ride! Other topics include: The existential dread of leaving your twenties, spilling the tea on Ryan Seacre...

It's the Nightmare Before Christmas and we're bringing on our special guest and resident Spooky Expert Joe to discuss creepypasta! From Slenderman to SCP to the Mandela Catalogue, we're touching on our faves, what makes it good, and when it goes too far. (Cue spooky music!) Other topics discussed include: Elon Musk getting booed offstage the Dave Chapelle show, the newly uncovered o...

Our good friend and special guest Dani joins us this week to tackle a host of topics: controversial Twitter discourse involving sick bowls and safe words, the Balenciaga ad scandal, the continued platforming of Ye’s antisemitism, Reddit AITA drama stories, and more! CONTENT WARNING: Bodily fluids and some sex stuff are discussed in this episode, so maybe give this one a skip if you’re not cool wit...

This week Hannah and Tori discuss the Fyre Fest-ing of Qatar’s World Cup (with bonus human rights violations!), Julia Fox’s TikTok presence, and YouTuber Markiplier joining OnlyFans. Also, Hannah explains Goncharov, the Martin Scorsese film that has Tumblr by the balls, and we read a Thanksgiving-themed AITA Reddit Post that will get your blood burning hotter than a cooked turkey! Other topics of...

We're back from our Wannabe Eurotrash Tour and recapping what the hell happened while we were gone! Twitter is melting down like the Ticketmaster website during the Taylor Swift presale. Hannah and Tori talk about the fallout from the new "Twitter Blue" subscription service, Elon Musk's negotiation tactics, and the best parody tweets. Hannah also relays the lore of Twitter&apos...