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Terminal World
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Aug 11, 2025
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Episodes
TEASER Bonus #212 - Epstein List Kill Screen 10.01.2024 8:52
We're back from our combo holiday and illness break, folks! on this episode, John and Chris discuss John's new cat, a kid who recently beat NES tetris, the epstein developments, SpaceEx suing the NLRB, america's completely opaque war in iraq, and some strange goings-on happening in Argentina. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#229 - I’m Racijst, Ishn’t Thaat Veird? 16.12.2023 1:01:27
Chris, John and Todd discuss the Amish and their eggnog, the lemonade that may or may not kill you, the death of el chapo's mom, the case of the missing Alexey Navalny, John Fettermen deleting an ill-advised and tonedeaf drake meme he posted, the new dutch prime minister being extremely racist, spain kicking out two US embassy staff for bribery, and the Abe faction getting further purged from japa...
#228 - Screw China! This Is Our DUTCH Heritage! 05.12.2023 1:09:50
John, Chris and Brynn cover Brynn's tour with Stay Inside, the long, long awaited death of kissinger, kissinger's relationship with china, a quick philosophy corner on, some dutch nonsense happening in john's local town facebook group, john fetterman, and finally, george santos getting expelled from congress. // // outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpS745Ofe0s thanks so much for listening!...
#227 - Iran Backed Feral Hogs 25.11.2023 1:06:21
John, Chris and Todd are here to discuss community notes and monetization on twitter, the possible ceasefire in israel brokered by quatar, joe biden pardoning some turkeys and possibly pissing his pants, president xi visiting san francisco and meeting with biden, xi urges BRICS to push for peace in gaza, the us says it thwarted an assassination attempt of a sikh separatist on US soil, a us militar...
TEASER Bonus #209 - Pelosi Hammer Guy Returns 18.11.2023 4:32
John and Chris are here in an extra-wide episode, discussing Fort Bragg/liberty, john fetterman, the speculative massive tunnels underneath gaza, israel says the whole UN is on the side of hamas, news from the trial of the pelosi hammer guy, and ottowa canada trying to become less boring to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beebeeplettuce
#226 - Bohemian Gooners 10.11.2023 1:04:43
John and Chris discuss the check john got after hitting a deer last week, car safety and seatbelts, the state of elon musks varios scams, the many cases of temporary blindness from shoddy lights at the Bored Ape festival, norman finklestein's thoughts on "gooning", the number of tanks being blown up by Hamas, a possible ukranian peace deal with russia, the democrats coming together to condemn the...
TEASER Bonus 208 - Biden Watches Movies 06.11.2023 2:36
John hit a deer with his car, it's totaled. Tony Blinken dressed his son up as Zelensky. Joe Biden watches movies. Shooters are sus. It's a big ep. to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#225 - 15-20 9/11s 30.10.2023 1:12:20
John, Brynn and Chris discuss some fresh lies from George Santos, the number of proportional 9/11s Israel has experienced, the new speaker of the house, Lil B's AI generated anime waifus in wheelchairs playing basketball, and a guy who tried to steal some very specific drugs from a pharmacy // outro: https://youtu.be/1BJ3ht1Zfak?si=dTX3f440uOoWBnki // thanks so much for listening! pls rate a...
TEASER Bonus #207 - Throbbing Grindset 20.10.2023 1:54
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#224 - Lord Miles JATZMAXXING in Israel 13.10.2023 1:03:15
The gang's all here, and they spend most of the episode going over the situation in palestine, including all the insane propaganda about hamas beheading babies being pushed with zero evidence. They also cover youtuber lord miles getting released from taliban custody, and some oversights in facebooks new AI stickers feature // outro: https://youtu.be/0YbsYaGtHh4?si=3nq1RovlQcZciNJF // thank...
Bonus 206 PREVIEW - Nardwuar Interviews Trump 09.10.2023 7:00
Chris, Todd, and John discuss THE ALERT, U2 at the sphere, Trump's crowd work, the alleged carjacking of Henry Cuellar, Jamaal Bowman pulling the fire alarm, and much more. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
223 - The Quest To Beat Commander 02.10.2023 1:04:51
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss NYC flooding, the end of feinstein, food robots narcing to the cops, famed speedrunner commander, john fetterman's foreign policy, and the kidnapping of a nepo baby. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_rwGEZta4 thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook ...
TEASER Bonus #205 - Frogboiling a Walled Garden 29.09.2023 6:30
Brynn, Chris and John are here to discuss general political vibes, chicago banning sub minimum wage for tipped workers, the glorious cybertruck, the ukranian nazi who got applauded in canada's parliament, NYC mayor eric adams joins the freemasons, an update from tim ballard on how his weird behavior is actually a tactical "couple's ruse", and seb gorka attending the rod of iron festival // to hea...
222 - How A Bullet Works 25.09.2023 1:00:09
The episode is late! It's fucking late! I'm sorry! We are talking about Boebert, Sean Penn, AI, John Fetterman, Dilbert Guy, Tim Ballard, and so much more stuff that happened.. last week! I'M SORRY ALREADY I'M IN SCHOOL ALRIGHT. <3<3<3 -John outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7v2jROHMkI thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps pp...
TEASER Bonus 204 - Bryan Johnson One Chip Challenge 15.09.2023 4:32
John, Todd, and Chris discuss scientology and the masterson conviction, tensions between armenia and azerbaijan, and speculate on the dietary constitution of the world's dumbest vegetarian // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
221 - Reno 911 With Dogs For Children 12.09.2023 1:09:26
Chris, John, and Bryn discuss the many financial tendrils of Peter Thiel, the many RICO cases of Georgia, which crimes are good and bad, turning swimming pools green with a drone, and the class dynamics of Paw Patrol outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpD7E5yKkK0 thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in mid...
TEASER Bonus 203 - French Media Ban 07.09.2023 4:58
Chris, John, and for a little bit Bryn, discuss what makes a coup based and good versus bad and french. They also discuss Will Hurd, Afroman, and the possible dissolution of the Moonies in Japan. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
220 - The Road To Calvinism 25.08.2023 1:02:17
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the Trump-Jesus divide among modern religious leaders, gamified japanese taxes, the African Union suspending Niger, generational divides in television, scientology, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qheqcejHLPE thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midspo...
TEASER Bonus 202 - You’re An Asset, Harry 19.08.2023 5:35
The whole gang is here to discuss three pressing psyops, the return of the butter cow, tragedy capitalism, the history of the process church becoming a no-kill animal shelter, and how to steal a cool quarter mil in carboard rectangles. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#219 - Vodka Briefcase 11.08.2023 1:10:35
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss Planet of the Bass, the state of Hollywood, DJ Casper, Hank the Tank, Diarrhoea, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWA5f1l3ulg thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/218 5905738310960/ follow us on twitter @w...
TEASER Bonus # 201 - World’s Most Fascist Money 07.08.2023 4:05
Chris and John discuss John's new coding class, the concept of grading "on a curve", the MAGA rap videos that have spawned from the moonie cult, the washington times, the mexican peso recently booming, fascist coins/fascism in general, the recent coup in Niger, and russia/china relations. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#218 - State Of The Goonion 28.07.2023 1:04:16
The gang's all here to discuss gooning, barbieheimer, cocaine cheese, and what actors should play RFK Jr and Jeffrey Epstein in a hypothetical biopic outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHkRqEjMrcI thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/218 5905738310960/...
Bonus 200 TEASER - The King Of Town 25.07.2023 7:07
Chris and John discuss Obama's summer playlist, Obama's summer reading list, Marjorie Taylor Green's assertion that UFOs could be angels, and end up down several rabbit holes. To hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#217 - Donald Trump and the Candelabra of Doom 24.07.2023 1:09:48
John, Chris, and eventually Bryn discuss israeli artifacts stolen by donald trump, hobby lobby ceo “giving away” the company, retiring before you die, cool legal loopholes to get a plot of land for free, the US military sending thousands of emails to mali by accident because they keep typing .ml when they mean .mil, a brain genius take from david sedaris about modern life, the writer's and incomin...
TEASER Bonus 199 - Toddler Espionage 15.07.2023 4:14
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the impending threat of toddlers on our shores, how to design a game so that it's good and not bad, the fresh wave of federal freudian slips, fashion tips from world leaders, and getting shot by a forest ranger. To hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
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