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Terminal World
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Aug 11, 2025
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Episodes
TW2 - Literally Media 11.08.2025 1:45:30
This episode is available as a youtube video with graphics and extra content! Find that here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn278u6vwGo The gang tries to venture into the extremely fraught territory of looking at content, and all get eaten by a grue.
TW1 - Aesthetics As Politics 13.06.2025 1:29:43
This episode is available as a youtube video with reference images, visual gags, and other additional content at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPZKdXGOUY The gang discusses how aesthetics took over political life thanks to the influence of Ed Bernays and mass media, and what that means for the information age. We use the works of Walter Benjamin and Guy Debord to help us answer the question...
#254 - Four Score And 9/11s Ago 10.03.2025 1:05:46
The whole gang discusses the trends in trader joe's products, rare vances, pedophile allegations, cooking oils, steak n shake ads, culture war lines, and the effects of being a little bit old. Sorry for the bugged audio, reuploaded after updating VLC media player outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafrdFzNijU
PREVIEW Bonus 235 - Kendrick Le Bark At The Puppy Bowl 16.02.2025 3:58
Todd and John discuss the nuances of Super Bowl Halftime shows, the puppygirl hacker polycule releasing police documents, the return of Fort Bragg, the pardons of Blagojevich and Adams, the fixations and proclivities of Vance and Kanye West, and ask the question: who makes the best beer can? for the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
#253 - Cult Following 08.02.2025 1:11:08
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the influence of prominent cults on members of the Trump admin, the origins of the Trump mindset, the effects of slashing USAID, the American legacy of Nazi practices, the weird blue shit RFK jr is drinking, the future of US-DPRK relations, and much more. John also introduces a bit that will make you nauseous, and claims sports medicine is not real. subscribe at patre...
TEASER Bonus 234 - Laura Dern! 20.01.2025 6:06
The whole gang discusses the current state of trolling, the new Chinese app, the ceasefire in Palestine, tik tok, the coming cultural hegemony, the slop economy, and David Lynch RIP to the GOAT. For twi e as many eps, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
252 - Turo 2: Seeds Of Evil 12.01.2025 1:03:02
John, Todd, and Chris explore the Pit Vipers website, talk about the fires in California and the lack of adequate response, invasive tree species, Gavin Newsom's political career prospects, Carter's funeral, private firefighters, George Santos delayed sentencing, the reaction video economy, and what Halo would drive if he were Bladerunner. outro // we tell you in the episode, look it up For twice...
TEASER Bonus 233 - New Year, New Noid 02.01.2025 7:12
John, Chris, and Todd discuss the death of Jimmy Carter, the vehicular attack in New Orleans, the Cybertruck explosion outside Trump Towers, Elon's racist Twitter meltdown, the Boeing that crashed in South Korea, PDF to Brainrot dot com, and Arizona charter schools introducing AI education for the full ep and more, subscribe at www.patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#251 - Feels So Good Pt. 2 19.12.2024 1:01:22
John and Todd discuss the finer points of Luigi Mangione, the details of the case, the Pelosi connection, several suspicious coincidences, and more. They also find time to address Trump tweeting AI-generated Chris Christie and the Theater Kid Occupied Government. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC1NXV1cF8o
TEASER Bonus 232 - Voting Outside 08.12.2024 5:47
Chris and John discuss the finer points of the United Healthcare CEO shooting, make some comparisons to Shinzo Abe, take a long look at the tactics on display, then turn to some issues plaguing the Korean peninsula before turning their attention to Kevin Spacey in "Israel". For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiaNBTTflHU
#250 - beep beep thanksgiving sorry we've been gone election extravaganza 28.11.2024 1:12:24
Folks, sorry we've been absent! please enjoy the episode, and happy thanksgiving
#249 - Get Down From There! 29.10.2024 59:04
John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds For twice as many eps subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtu...
TEASER Bonus 231 - CIA Style Guide 15.10.2024 7:34
Chris and John discuss the oddities of small town life, the hack against The Internet Archive, the career arcs of various comedians that ended in sitcoms, Gen Z bullshit detection, feastables, and the ever-growing trend of being horny for technology that you don't understand and can't use. For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
#248 - The Great Awakening 06.10.2024 1:00:55
The gang is all here [after a brief delay] to discuss the aftermath of the hurricane, the chemical plant fire, fracking, meme trends, fort bragg, and starseeds. It's a banger. For more eps, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmuiuoz9ZoU
TEASER Bonus 230 - The Adams Liaison 29.09.2024 6:54
Chris and John manage to spend the entire hour talking about the Eric Adams indictment and marvelling at how cheaply and easily one can secure the goodwill of one of the most powerful mayors in the world. We also cover a judge that took a different route out of corruption charges, and the arrest of Ryan Routh's son. For the full episode and more, check out the patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuc...
#247 - Master Of Disguise 21.09.2024 1:00:43
Chris, Todd, and John look over the second Trump shooter, the pager explosions, threats against supreme court justices, mysterious packages received by election officials, terror tips called in to squash fantasy football beef, a convicted CIA agent sex criminal, and Todd's delicious tomato sauce. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0LHCHf-pE for twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreon....
TEASER Bonus 229 - Primus Is A Jam Band 15.09.2024 5:59
Chris, Todd, and John discuss the nature of jam-bandery, The Raid: Redemption, Linkin Park, Scientology, the debate, right wing pro-russia grifts, and a potential 9 hour video essay about Beck. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sxPi22ikMA for the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#246 - Smoking that Hvaldimir Pack 05.09.2024 1:05:31
John, Todd and Chris discuss the death of Hvaldimir, the possible spy whale, the death of twitter in brazil, Pavel Durov of Telegram getting arrested in france, the relative safety of helicopters and powered paragliders, oregon making drugs illegal again shortly after it decriminalized them, and John Stamos' early brush with scientology outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0r8RCYyvY
TEASER Bonus 228 - Coolest Guy At The DNC 27.08.2024 6:01
Chris, Todd, and John discuss RFJ Jr dropping out and endorsing Trump, the DNC, the billionaire killed by the weather, Andrew Tate, highly unconvincing meth watermelons, Matthew Perry's doctor returning to work, some fresh Fort Bragg/Liberty news, and hear tell of the bougiest weed experience a member of the pod has ever had. For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#245 - Finn Batato 18.08.2024 1:06:34
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the declining rate of interest in burning man, self-driving cars causing mayhem in San Francisco, Kanye's sus dentist, Matthew Perry's ketamine overdose, surprising places you might find meth, Kim Dotcom's extradition to the US, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxgmAwoqr4E For twice as many eps, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
TEASER Bonus 227 - Robert Fischoeder Kennedy Jr 11.08.2024 4:49
Chris, Todd, and John reflect on the life of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy, examine the candidacy of Tim Walz, address the RFK Jr bear story, ask how the Catalan independence leader gave a speech in Spain before escaping police, examine two different fake Olympics and their safety procedures, and compare various siblings who got famous on social media. For the full ep and more visit patreon.com/b...
#244 - Brony Vance 04.08.2024 1:01:36
John, Chris, and Todd conjecture on the subcultural leanings of the candidates, address the late great hannibal lecter, listen to trump speak at the crypto conference, ask if "weird" is an effective term for doing politics, and of course, investigate if elon musk is really a failed babyfur outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0JxczehAY
Bonus 226 - Blast Cap Mountain Removal 27.07.2024 5:26
Chris, John, and Todd discuss the implications of Biden stepping down, the imminent geologic activity of the United States, the implications of a hot war between Yemen and israel, and the shape of a black market LEGO ring in Oregon outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJXK-WYTks for the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
#243 - Hillbilly Skibidi 18.07.2024 1:04:06
⚠️THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONE FULL HOUR OF TRUMP-RELATED SPECULATION⚠️ ⚠️PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️ outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQceUASMGk get twice as many episodes at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
TEASER Bonus 225 - Normie Hegemony 14.07.2024 5:59
The gang's all here BUT this is not the episode about the Trump rally lmao, if that's what you were hoping. This was recorded a couple days ago, so we talk about the video game industry, potential Trump VP picks, getting older, what Zyn is made of, the chevron deference case, and much more. Trump rally episode SOON get the full ep and more by subscribing at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
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