Terminal World

Chris and John are eventually joined by Bryn after they discuss AI generated images of the president smoking cigars, the prophecy fulfilled when Ted Cruz posted a photo with David Byrne, the unbelievable prevalence of fake job listings, the addictive qualities of food delivery, and the price of weed in NYC, but before they get into the most Michigan story of all time. Stick around to the end for s...

The whole gang is in concert to ask about if "hard" and "loud" are the same, the relevance of RFK jr, the Twin Cities, the Quad Cities, the suspicious nature of Battle Creek, MI, Scientology, Tolkein as a theologist, how many Mullets per Wickstrom in a Hectare, Trump's guns, and the priority order of Talking Heads albums. get the full ep and more by subscribing at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Bryn, Chris, and John decrypt a puzzle-like road sign, reflect on the difficulties faced by a young Trent Reznor, and declare Javascript the Powerhouse of the Cell. There's a bit of boring election shit before we tackle Billy Mitchell, the real lawsuit king. Then we ask the REAL question: Would The BBC LIE About China? outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsXxOkKYuJQ Thanks for listening, but...

Chris and John ask what will happen to the next few billionaires to go deep underwater, why isn't scottie scheffler in jail, why was an army colonel allowed to kill an unarmed utility worker, what's the limit for megachurch misbehavior, and how many balloon scares are really possible? For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the shape of nostalgia, gameFAQs, Israel's response to Ireland's recognition of Palestine, Javier Milei's big concert, the coup attempt in the Congo, the death of the Iranian president, and an attempt to steal Graceland outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXvKl5F5Rz4 For twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

John and Chris discuss the many maritime misadventures of US shipping, the difference between mormons and scientologists, the similarities, operation snow white, the introduction of scientology to israel, and the subsequent unhinged editorial from 2014 we take the time to read on the show. To hear the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

Chris and John discuss the Slovak PM getting shot, the Portal shutdown, the shit that comes out of Mayor Adams' mouth, the NYPD comms team, Blinken playing guitar, anti-China tariffs, and the new portrait of the king outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJjuduOls get twice as many eps at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce  

John and Chris discuss Steve Albini, Bolsonaro in the hospital, Macklemore, Pokemon Go, AI Priests, and the true cost of Gaming outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXV6EmSBULY for the full ep and more subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

John and Chris talk about the state of prestige TV, the old killer snail quandary, student protester arrests, the removal of the rat hole, the accidental release of a dutch cocaine kingpin, US cartoons animated in the DPRK, the REAL purpose of the lions club, and retaliation against boeing employees who are also FAA inspectors outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=earDfJM4guQ thanks for listeni...

Chris, Todd, and John talk profitable domain names, marching in the streets for taylor swift, the A24 Civil War "movie", rules lawyering your way into free money, sleeping outside, and whether or not you need to capture the snake that bit you and bring it to the ER. To hear the full ep and more subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce ya dingus

John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8EmPY2N3Yc Get more eps by subbing to the patreon, ya dingus // patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~ To Hear The Full Ep And More, Subscribe At patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQ

Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid. to get the full episode and more subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis.   outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JlSBqWdl2A   to hear twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise. Get the full ep and more by subscribing at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Bryn, Chris, and John ramble about beauty standards, language, the stages of capitalism, china's effects on the US, shrimp and grits, and the metalcore guy that tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIHBnmCAr0

The gang discusses the army banning FOIA requests on special forces, horny airman who tried to get laid with state secrets, drugs in the white house, the spy balloon sequel, and a joint russian-chinese lunar nuclear project To get the full episode and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

The gang's all here to discuss Zuck's sword, candy machines stealing facial data, Bryn's pun deficiency, the drug olympics, ersatz wonka event in glasgow, and dosing your bassist to steal his girlfriend outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_FgR2t5pM

The whole gang's here to discuss the cell service outage, growing beef in rice grains, chat bots, depp and bin salman's budding bromance, and much more.   For the full episode visit patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Chris and John trace the insanity and inanity of NYC through the Temple of The True Inner Light, Moonies, Hotel Scams You Can Do At Home, Dancing Lady Cops, and ruminate a bit on the way Twitter appears to be keeling over   outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbnXsohzOE   thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with...

Chris, Todd, and John discuss T-Pain writing country hits, Khomeini's ban from FB and insta, the theft of a 200ft radio tower, and our preferred hand smells.   // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at  patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies.    //  outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke   //  thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang ou...

John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), s...

John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK. thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find...