Teen Girl Talk

This week we're doing as we're told by our fans and covering Ella Enchanted!  Where Anne Hathaway is a young girl gifted with the gift of obedience and the boring, kind of wacky, but definitely racist hijinks that ensue.  Also on this episode Suesie crafts a strange fiction where Frank is adopted by J. K Rowling.  Frank comes up with a T-shirt idea.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  ...

In our first week of fan pick month we have Kamikaze Girls, requested by Lemon Sunshine!  This movie rules!  It's about young woman, Momoko who loves gothic Lolita clothing and the Roccoco era hanging with a tough gang girl name Ichiko.  They get into some pretty wild adventures forging an amazing friendship.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out DJ Khaled again.  Frank describes the problems in...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're ending I'm Doing Just Bynes month with Easy A starring Emma Stone with supporting help from Amanda Bynes!  This movie is so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie talks about how good of a daddy Stanley Tucci is.  Frank recounts some fatherly advice.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.    Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: rea...

On the penultimate episode of I'm Doing Just Bynes month, we tackle What a Girl Wants.  Hoo boy this movie sucked.  We apologize for the late episode as well as it's brevity.  We do not apologize for the levity though.  Also, on this episode Suesie investigates the Jenny conspiracy.  Frank calls out young people.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Majesty by Nicki Minaj.  Next month we...

This week on we're covering the Amanda Bynes led remake of Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.  Viola wants to stick it to her loser exboyfriend by beating him at soccer after the girls' team is cut from her own high school.  So, she's going to dress as her brother and head to a different school to beat him once and for all.  Also, Suesie questions Frank's method of getting lady interest.  Frank...

This week Frank and Suesie are doing just Bynes with Sydney White!  A weird remake of Snow White starring Amanda Bynes.  This movie is ehhhh... Also, on this episode Suesie becomes a weird fetish plumber.  Frank thinks about what Breaking Bad would be like starring Hank Hill. Intro is I Don't Know Who You Are by Garfunkel & Oates.  Outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and...

Oh snap, here's a half hour about the first two episodes of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.  Our thank you for getting us to 30 ratings on iTunes!  Thank you everyone! A show about Miriam Maisel having to get through the 1950s and dealing with her weenie of a husband, Joel.  She'll do her best with her manager, Susie!  This show is sooooo good.  Intro is Settle Down by Kimbra. The outro is Pass Me By b...

We end our October spookfest with a solidly movie named Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween that features a wisecracking all powerful ventriloquist dummy and just a bunch of people giving it their all.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about assaulting House MD.  Frank talks about his ex, the Cryptkeeper.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Mama by My Chemical Romance.   Please rate, revi...

This week we're taking a trip to a Cabin in the Woods!  A deconstruction of a horror movie by Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon.  These teens are enjoyable and spoiler alert for both the podcast and the movie, we hated watching them die.  Also on this episode Suesie becomes a terrible drug dealer.  Frank talks about his love of command centers.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rat...

This week we're covering a hidden gem of a horror/comedy named Freaks of Nature!  I could tell you whose in this but it's more fun to find out on your own by watching it.  In fact, maybe watch this movie then come back and listen to this episode.  It's so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for his anime proclivities.  Frank thanks Rob Riggle.  Please rate, review and subscribe to...

This week we're going to the snoozefest that is Hellfest.  A lackluster horror movie that stars no one and does nothing.  It's a haunted house but people start dying for real!  Ahhh!  Ugh.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out about Nagini.  Frank is annoyed with haunted house employees.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  If you like our show how about hitting us up with a review or...

(Trigger Warnings: attempted rape, transphobia, homophobia, classism, racism, sexism, violence, blood, fragile male egos, sexual assault, predatory males, grooming)    This week we're covering the explosive new movie, Assassination Nation.  What happens when an entire town's personal information and communications gets leaked?  Chaos.  Four girls are going to have to rely on one another if they wa...

Hey there everyone, once again sorry about the late episode.  I was sick and Suesie was out of town.  But we're closing out Snaping September with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  If you can't tell we had a lot of fun with this movie.  Also, Suesie talks about resetting back to zero.  Frank talks to a snake.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com   We're also o...

Spoiler warning: the Ending of Legend of Korra & Adventure Time.   Here on the penultimate episode of Snaping September we're dealing with the vicious serial killer Sirius Black!  Also, some crazy strong vibes from Professor Lupin.  Also on this episode, Frank spoils the endings of two big franchises.  Suesie talks Shakespeare.  Intro is Hippogriffs Deserve to Die by Draco and the Malfoys.  The ou...

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're tackling the second Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!  That's right, we're meeting a host of new characters like Gilderoy Lockhart and Dobby and Tom Riddle!  Also on this episode Suesie reveals a shocking new crush.  Frank calls out with Howlers.  Intro is Follow the Spiders and the Outro is Save Ginny Weasley by Harry & The Potters.  Pl...

We're taking our first of four forays into the magical world of Harry Potter this month on Teen Girl Talk.  Does this really need anymore introduction than that?  Also on this episode Suesie talks about the pointlessness of ghosting.  Frank does his best to keep it spoiler free.  Intro is I am a Wizard by Harry and the Potters.  Outro is Fluffy by the Harry and the Potters.  Questions, comments, c...

This week we're talking about unrequited crushes(we have a lot of those) and good movies(we've been getting fewer of those lately).  This movie is super cute and good.  Just to answer the question, Suesie was right.  On this episode Suesie attempts to push Frank over.  Frank shows off his muscles.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is #SELFIE by the Chainsmokers.  Questions, comments, con...

This week, Teen Girl Talk is getting involved with gangs!  Specifically, the Bling Ring.  So, y'know kind of a starter criminal element.  One without much committment.  Also, on this episoe Suesie is horrified about something having to do with the Slenderman.  Frank proposes a business venture.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show.  Question...

Welcome to the misogyny hour!  This week we're covering too movies that just straight up hate women though Beautiful Creatures takes it a step farther and hates the South too.  My God these movies were hard to get through.  Suesie learns some disturbing truths about Jeremy Irons.  Frank gets loud.  Intro and outro is Lee by Tenacious D.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk...

(Trigger Warning: suicide & child abuse)   This week on Teen Girl Talk we're finishing up the last four episodes of Runaways.  We're dealing with bad parents with bad plans, good kids with bad plans and Old Yeller dinosaurs.  It's a good show.  Also on this episode, Suesie wonders what it takes to get Bane to be at her bedside.  Frank hates the early morning Glengarry Glenross speech.  Intro and o...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're still runn- I mean, we're still trying to figure out what these parents are doing.  There doesn't seem to be that much running away as of yet.  But this show is still fun so we're going to keep at it.  Also on this episode, Suesie throws shade at Mama Mia, Here We Go Again.  Frank talks about what it would be like to be a cop in a superhero world.  Intro and outr...

Trigger Warning: sexual assault, abuse between parent and child   This week is the first week of our look into the hulu show, Marvel's Ruanways.  A group of teens with special abilities and evil parents.  Watch as they try and stop their parents' evil deeds.  Also on this episode, Suesie is baffled by the Punisher.  Frank tries to explain Marvel's nonsense.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up...

This week we're spinning off to talk about the amazing movie, Josie and the Pussycats!  A movie that features 73 different companies and their products and a strong anticapitalism message.  That the Cota siblings completely ignore throughout the entire time they talk about it.  Also on this movie, Frank is here for Carson Daly.  Suesie talks about a rave that she went to.  They both talk about the...

(Trigger Warning: sexual assualt)   This week on Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are hanging with four women for the last two weeks of school talking about getting high and such and it's just kind of disappointing.  They thought it was going to be a romp but it's a lot heavier.  And what's left isn't that great.  Also it has some disturbing scenes in it.  Sigh.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by B...

(Trigger Warning: Sexual assualt, rape, sexual violence, abuse, racial profiling, racism)   This week Frank and Suesie talk about the whip smart show, Sweet Vicious.  A warning that this show talks about sexual violence and rape and we do not want to upset anyone.  Please skip this episode if this makes you uncomfortable.  The show is about two women on a college campus who set out to bring men wh...