Teen Girl Talk

This week Frank and Suesie are Booksmart!  This movie is so good and wonderful.  Two girls decide that after years of studying it's time to spend the night cutting loose and going to a party.  Things don't go so well.  Also on this episode Suesie has a shocking revelation.  Frank reveals some adorable height facts.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Maya Rudolph as the Hormone Monstres...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie invite you to a whole new world where the heroes and villains are just so hot.  I mean, daaaannnnnggggg Jafar.  That's right, we're doing the new live action Aladdin movie!  You know what it's about.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about butter milk and fairy houses. Frank talks about nearly burning his face off.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill....

On this week of May Smooches we're covering The Sun is Also a Star.  A movie talking about love and the absolute nightmare that is American immigration law.  Meanwhile, Suesie complains about Frank's extra lava lamp.  Frank falls more and more in love with Charles Melton.  They're also both melting. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Crimson and Clover by Joan Jett.    Please rate, revi...

This week we're slurging through The Last Summer a movie about a bunch of terrible people doing boring things.  Wowzers, this movie is bad.  Meanwhile, Suesie is just done with it.  Frank talks about how George Clooney is going to enter a love triangle with him and the Cryptkeeper.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  rea...

Hoo boy we really go into the weeds during this episode.  But that's what happens when we watch a good movie.  On this week, we're covering the Perfect Date!  A movie about a young man renting out his services as a date for any occasion.  This of course causes problems further down the line because he's kind of a jerk.  Also on this episode Suesie hunts sponsorships for her dream board projects. ...

It's the first episode of May Smooches month and we're covering the Bella Thorne, Rob Riggle movie, Midnight Sun!  About a young girl who can't go out in the sun because she's allergic to it.  Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that Jason Biggs can be more creative with his money.  Frank likes a slice of melba toast.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subsc...

So, we were supposed to do Bring it On but that recording got eaten, so to make ourselves feel better we did this movie instead.  Andie wants to dance but life keeps getting in the way, so she ends up at a school for dance and life decides to keep getting in the way. Also on this episode, Suesie comes up with a great new name for pogosticks.  Frank is amazed by abs.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about a movie where a boy is behaving badly and some girls who want revenge.  So nothing out of the ordinary.  Also on this episode, Suesie in shock at what Frank will tolerate for the sake of love.  Frank talks about the two loves in his life, Final Fantasy X and the Cryptkeeper.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is B*tch I'M BELLA T...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the gymnastics movie, Stick It! About a young woman who has to either make it through gymnastics training or end up back in the clink.  It's better than it sounds.  Also on this episode, Suesie becomes obsessed with a pair of headphones.  Frank tries to keep them on track.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is From a Balance Beam by Bright...

This week we decided to tackle Dance Academy... and kind of not talk about it.  It was really boring.  But the rest of the episode is pretty fun. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about a dream she had.  Frank mourns the loss of a TV show.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.com   Facebook:  htt...

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Alex Strangelove about a young man trying to figure out who he is and the girlfriend who is being just really patient with him.  Also, Suesie shares some very intimate details with us and on facebook DMs.  Frank can't recognize motels.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is We're Not Supposed to Be Lovers by Adam Green.     Please rate, revie...

This week we're covering Five Feet Apart!  A heartbreaking love story between two teens living with cystic fibrosis.  Also on this episode, Suesie is just so full of energy.  Frank has to clean off his phone.  Both of them are very emotional.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.com   Facebook:  htt...

(Trigger warning: bullying, antisemitism, homophobia)   This week we're watching, F The Prom!  A wacky, crazy movie that features a lot of people being glib about some very serious issues.  This movie was weird.  Also on this episode Suesie praises Frank for a clean phone.  Frank is kind of tired after a long walk so he can't remember the other thing.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill....

(Trigger warnings: transphobia, hazing, bullying, mentions of sexual assault, homophobia)   This week it's the beginning of Suesie's month with the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!  A spooky look at everyone's favorite witch and the friends that tolerate her.  Also on this episode, Suesie gives herself multiple high fives.  Frank chooses the boring option.  Intro is I Cast a Spell on You by She and...

IT'S OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY!   And to celebrate we're heading back to seventh grade with PEN15!  Maya and Anna are heading into seventh grade and are far too pumped about what's going to be a nightmare.  Because that's what seventh grade is.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Demirep is Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk...

(Trigger warnings: suicide, ableism, parental death)   This week we're covering the sequel to Happy Death Day!  I don't want to describe it too much if you haven't seen it so, I'll just let you know, it's great.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks fancy donuts.  Frank is here to support some nurses.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on...

(Trigger warning: ableism, transphobia, homophobia, assault, bullying)   This week we're dealing with the deeply problematic Sierra Burgess is a Loser.  Another Frank pick because we thought we just had to do this.  This movie stars Shannon Purser as the monster Sierra Burgess who decides to just be awful to a bunch of people including the almost equally awful Veronica.  Also on this episode Suesi...

This week we're talking about the animated movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker!  The new Batman has to deal with the old school Joker.  And you have to deal with Frank talking about a bunch of nerd nonsense.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out some shocking news about Henry Rollins.  Frank throws his phone.  They both talk about foot fetishes way too much.     Please rate, review and sub...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're closing out Lifetime movie month with The Boy She Met Online.  Local idiot, Cami, meets a prison idiot named Jake online and it all goes to hell from there.  Meanwhile, her put upon mom has to do her best to keep this poor decision making fool safe.  Also, Suesie laments the loss of dear, sweet Dewayne.  Frank imagines even more disrespectful gymnastics.  Intro a...

(trigger warning: homophobia and forcing outing someone)   This week we're talking about #squadgoals a movie that just kind of is there.  Okay, okay, I guess I'll give it a little bit of a shot.  Someone is killing people so that they can be the only one in line for a scholarship. Then a bunch of dumb stuff happens.  Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank's xanga.  Frank doesn't think Rudy c...

This week we're trying to solve the problem of the Wrong Daughter!  An awful woman adopts a young woman who wants nothing more than to be loved.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Ivan.  Frank tries to figure out the secret of the Cartel.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Start a Riot by DUCKWRTH & Shaboozey    Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realt...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Sophie uses a drone to find out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with the head cheerleader.  And then the head cheerleader ends up dead!  Then the most predictable movie happens.  Also, Suesie talks track suit cleaning. Frank is losing his mind.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-...

(Trigger warning: stalking and violence against women)   This week we're handling our first Lifetime movie, Bad Tutor!  This movie is about a dude named Devon who wants to date the same woman and throw her off a cliff.  He's the worst and fits in well with the rest of the cast who is also the worst.  But hey, THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!  Whoo!  Also, on this episode Suesie makes a choice. Frank for...

Trigger warning: teen pregnancy and sexuality. Abortion.  This week we're taking a request from Justine to talk about Juno!  The Diablo Cody written movie starring Ellen Page, Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about being Kanye's publicist.  Frank gets called out.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Anyone Else But You by Ellen Page and Michael Cera.    ...

WOW this week's episode was a doozy.  Continuing with our listener request month, Jillian suggested Crowning Jules!  This movie is such a doozy.  It stars no one and features nothing.  Come feel the pain with us.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.com   Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/groups...