Teen Girl Talk

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading back to the mat to watch the gymnastics show Make It or Break It requested by Jillian!  There's a gymnastics street fight.  We're not kidding.  Also on this episode Suesie requests a slash fiction with two distinct older gentlemen.  Frank envisions a world where a man keeps ripping up his bus pass.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  ...

On this week's episode Frank and Suesie talk about the DUFF where Bianca learns a terrible lesson about her place in the hierarchy but gets to make out with a hunky dude.  Also on this episode Suesie tries to ship men ruled by animals.  Frank tries to talk about the Scooby-Doo trailer without getting made fun of.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe...

This week Frank and Suesie rage against the nonsense that is the movie After, a movie based off of a book that was a fanfiction.  Toxic masculinity ahoy!  Hardin is a jerk and so is Tessa.  There's actually 16 warning signs we miscounted.  Also on this episode Suesie just about goes super saiyan.  Frank uses the language of the enemy.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is a strange addict...

On this week's episode we're covering the Madam of Purity Falls.  A movie about townies starting male escort rings and the women who love them.  The madams not the escorts.  Though I guess there's some love for the escorts.  Also on this episode Suesie narrates Slurfest 2019.  Frank is foretells the downfall of Purity Falls.  They both come up with the ten commandments for Lifetime movies.  Intro...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk Frank and Suesie are hanging out with their very own Party Mom.  Except things are going to get not fun pretty dang quick.  Also on this episode Suesie has a crisis of faith.  Frank brings up some history with Vanilla Ice.  Intro and outro is Party Hard by the Lounge Kittens.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirlt...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Death Clique!  Not much of a clique with two people but it still gives some twists that Frank and Suesie didn't see coming. Also on this episode Suesie talks about age play.  Frank identifies knives.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  rea...

Oh snap!  It's a bonus ep of Teen Girl Talk!  And we're basically time traveling because we talk about doing this on the episode that's coming out tomorrow.  We watched the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark and it was pretty good.  Intro music is Feel the Fear by Maz and Kilgore.  Outro is Haunted Heart by Christina Aguilera.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTu...

On this week's episode we have The Wrong Boy Next Door, a kind of combo title for all the lifetime movies that we've been dealing with lately.  Except this one features more houseflipping and confusion about what court stenographers do than you can shake a stick at.  Plus, a very clear peeping fetish and one of the worst protagonists that we've ever dealt with.  Also on this episode, Suesie doesn'...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we watch Mommy Be Mine!  A movie about Cara who desperately wants a dumb mom all to her own by being really possessive, racking up one of the highest body counts in Lifetime movie history and destroying some helpless cupcakes.  Meanwhile, Suesie admires how feral Cara is. Frank makes a terrible joke.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please...

We close out Snaping September with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.  The finale comes for Harry, Ron and Hermione and many tears for Franklin and Suesie.  Also on this episode Suesie reveals having a thing for Piccolo.  Frank's brain just kind of melts out of his ears.  Intro and outro is the Phoenix Song by Harry and the Potters.    Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iT...

In this episode Frank and Suesie deal with the penultimate chapter of Harry Potter.  Also on this episode Suesie yells at some teens.  Frank comes up with a hypothetical party plan.  Intro and outro is Horcruxes by Harry and the Potters.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.com   Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ Buy us...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.  Harry is dealing with being the chosen one.  Hermione is dealing with Ron's nonsense.  Also, Suesie laments the Jeremy Renner app.  Frank forges ahead.  Intro and Outro is Dumbledore by Harry and the Potters.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.co...

On this episode Frank and Suesie head back to Hogwarts to deal with the rise of Lord Voldemort.  Meanwhile, Suesie becomes obsessed with a Jeremy Renner app.  Frank considers the nightmare that is the wizarding world.  Intro is Driving Me Crazy by the Hermione Crookshanks Experience.  Outro is Luna Lovegood is Okay by Harry and the Potters.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTun...

(Intimate partner abuse, sexual assault, bullying)   On this week's episode we're covering Boy Next Door.  It's basically the Wrong Teacher because the Wrong Teacher ripped this off.  Watch the Wrong Teacher instead, find out why by listening to the episode.  Also on this episode, Suesie takes a phone call.  Frank recounts one of the most important scenes of Deep Blue Sea.  Intro and outro is Rebe...

(Trigger warning: Racism)   On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, tramps like the Cota siblings were born to run.  That's right, we're watching Blinded by the Light!  A movie about a young Pakistani boy in England discovering the joy of Bruce Springsteen and trying to follow his dreams.  Also on this episode Suesie talks subliminals.  Frank encounters an aggressive llama.  Intro is Born to Run...

On this week's Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Woodstock or Bust.  Two singer-songwriters head for the greatest music festival in history and hijinks ensue!  Meanwhile, Suesie is so salty about her lack of knowledge about American history.  Frank is right about the timeframe of the Korean War.  Also, there's a cameo from Mama Cota!  Also known as Suesan 1.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. ...

(Trigger Warning: Suicide)   On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are dealing with the Wrong Teacher.  A tale that seems like a low budget version of another familiar movie.  Hmmm... Also on this episode Suesie yells at the main character.  Frank yells about the main character.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  re...

On this week's episode we try and talk about the Hills!  Oh, Lord how we try and fail.  Also, there's a bunch of listener mail.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about a demon encounter.  Frank tries to get through the story of Dragonball Z.  Intro and Outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.     Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail:  realteengirltalk@gmail.com   Facebook:  h...

Spoiler warning: All of Neon Genesis Evangelion and End of Evangelion    On this week's episode Suesie isn't available so Frank gets in the robot with friend of the show and former guest, Kia!  We're covering the first four episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion now on netflix with much of the good quality taken out of it. Also on this episode Kia brings some much needed knowledge to the table.  Fran...

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Spider-Man: Far From Home!  Peter Parker just wants to go on vacation with his friends and crush, MJ but uh oh Mysterio wants him to help deal with some elementals.  Also on this episode, Suesie wants to do weird things to Jake Gyllenhal.  Frank talks nerd stuff.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and su...

This week we're trying to chase our dreams with the movie, Teen Spirit!  Violet wants to be a singer but she'll need to learn the ropes as well as gain confidence if she wants her dream to come true.  Also on this episode Suesie sings this movie's praises.  Frank is impressed with Vlad.  Intro is Halcyon Teen Spirit by Orbital featuring Elle Fanning.  Outro is Don't Kill My Vibe by Elle Fanning.  ...

On this week's episode we cover Logan!  At the tail end of a terrible future for the X-men Professor X and Logan try to survive and deal with the arrival of a new mutant who is very much like Logan, the young Laura.  This one is kind of dark and we cry a bunch on it.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about Jake Gyllenhal in a super weird way.  Frank tries to explain comics pointlessly.  Intro is...

(Trigger warning: Underage drinking and sexual assault)   On this week we're heading into the weird high school revenge story of Ma!  Octavia Spencer had a bad time in school thanks to the parents of a bunch of main characters.  Now she's going to get her revenge!  Also on this episode Suesie makes a shocking revelation about her past.  Frank offers helpful advice.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl b...

(Trigger warning: Literally everything.  This movie is purposefully offensive)   This week we're doing a request from our listener, Maggie!  The movie Heathers!  Hoo boy this one was a doozy.  Two outcasts decide to get revenge on the popular kids in a terrible way.  Also on this episode Suesie complains about lava lamps.  Frank talks too much about Killing Eve.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by T...

(Trigger warning: Brief mention of sexual assault)   This week we cover The Society!  When all the parents disappear they leave behind a bunch of teens who are so awful and boring that we couldn't bother to learn their names.  Also on this episode Suesie figures out a way to stop the hentai shirt.  Frank saves the garbage ending of The Society.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Plea...