Teen Girl Talk

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're getting a little wild with Teen Wolf!  A bunch of cute boys jumping around shirtless and playing lacrosse.  Also, Suesie couldn't make it this week so stepping in to save the day is friend of the show Kia!  Also on this episode Kia shows her expertise.  Frank talks about beards.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Teen Girl Talk.  Outro is No Reason Boner by Ninja Sex Party. ...

So, Popular was so blah that we just kind of went right off the tracks and never looked back.  If you wanted an episode where we spend about a third talking about the actual show and then forty mintues talking about summer memories and the top ten from 1999, this is the one for you.  Intro is Popular by Nada Surf.  Outro is Boom Boom Boom by the Venga Boys.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us...

(Trigger warning: Suicide)   We end our tour of Riverdale with revelations and make outs. It was a fun and at times very not fun trip.  We are so happy for taking it.  This week Suesie talks about her dreams of cruise ships and embezzling.  Frank talks about all the man on man love of Sparta.  Intro and outro is I Feel Love from the Riverdale soundtrack.  Here's how you can get in touch with us: ...

This week, Frank and Suesie head to Riverdale to dive into the dark, murderous world of Archie comics!? A land with a diner that has club lighting for some reason.  A land that's like Pretty Little Liars refined and crystallized.  Guess what we're doing a whole month of Riverdale.  Also on this episode Suesie thinks Jughead is a ghost.  Frank thinks that Polly and Betty are the same person.  Intro...

On this the last week of Murder May the Cota siblings take on It Follows! A movie about a slow moving but persistent curse that's passed on by having sex.  It is hella good and hella scary.  Also on this episode Suesie looks up some stuff about puppets.  Frank figures out how to survive using truckers.  intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns: hit us up at real...

Trigger warning: Suicide  This week Frank and Suesie are communing with the spirits on the ghastly, Ouija!  A tepid, bland, repetitive not very good horror movie.  With no scares.  No thrills.  No chills.  Really, there's so little to this movie the two hosts just start ranting about any number of things like thirsty ghosts and their terrible stripper routines.  The episode came out great though i...

Woo doggy this was a good one!  Starring Samara Weaving, Bella Thorne and Hana Mae Lee!  About an evil babysitter and the boy trying to stop her.  Buckle up this is going to be a fun ride.  Also on this episode Suesie talks trash to old school England.  Frank comes up with the best Breaking Bad top ten ever.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com .  Please rate, r...

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Trigger warning: Suicide and sexual assault    This week the Cotas want to ask you, Truth or Dare?  The truth is this movie sucks and we dare you not to watch it.  However we would dare you to watch the remake that Suesie and Frank come up with that has more unicycles than you can shake a stick at.  This movie is about a demon that wants to play a game with college kids.  It stars both a Teen Wolf...

And with this final bizarre piece of cinema neighpril comes to a thankful end.  This week's movie is called A Cowgirl's Story and it has more plots than you can shake a stick at and is clearly just a quick cash in that no one cared about.  I think this is one of our better episodes.  I hope you enjoy it.  Also on this episode Suesie comes to terms with the fact that she'll never be a horse girl. ...

You can hear the exhaustion in our voices as Neighpril wears us down.  But this is actually a good horse related piece of media.  It's a love story about a young girl and a horse called Free Rein.  I think this is the first Neighpril outing that we actually gave a score above 5 for.  Also on this episode Suesie converses with a Magic Eight Ball.  Frank talks about his experiences as an outside boy...

Join us on our journey through the confusing movie called Forest Fairies.  This movie nearly kiled us yet again.  This movie had more to do about fairies than horses.  Our cast includes Rumpelmomskin and Amanda who decides that running away a few feet is the answer to all her problems.  Everyone else is completely negligible.  Neighglible?  I'm sorry.  Also on this episode Suesie glosses over deat...

Ladies and gentlemen.  I come to you a broken man.  Broken by the Horse Dancer.  This movie is the most buck wild thing we have seen in a long time.  Come and join us on this journey of confusion, anger and then more intense anger.  There is very little horse dancing in this movie.  There are a lot of plot lines that peter out like bad fireworks. Also on this episode, Suesie holds a press conferen...

Quick disclaimer: Suesie and I would like to apologize for any shade we threw at Tim McGraw in this episode.  We spoke out of ignorance(per usual) and later in the episode found out he's an alright dude whose into gun control.  This first week of Neighpril we watch Flicka!  The origin story of the most bloodthirsty horse in the west.  Though to be fair, Flicka has a lot to be angry about in this m...

Here we are with our last Suesie pick for the month!  My So Called Life!  A joyously and sometimes painfully realistic telling of a young high school girl's life as portrayed by Claire Danes.  With her friends Rayanne and Ricky and her parents Graham and Patty.  Also a little sister whose name escapes me at the moment.  Also there's the chunkhead dreamboat Jordan Catalano played by Jared Leto befo...

Spoiler Warning: Suesie and I don't stop talking about the movie at any point so if you don't want the movie spoiled, maybe watch it before you listen to this.  If you were waiting on us to tell you if it's good before you see it, well, it's good and you should watch it.  This week we're doing A Wrinkle in Time.  A movie about learing to love others and yourself.  Anything else about this movie, w...

For the second week of Suesie's picks we're doing the movie, Go! Which is honestly just the worst biopic detailing the creation of the Chinese strategy game.  Haha, just kidding it's actually about club kids in the late nineties.  Starring a wide range of nineties actors!  Scott Wolf!  Katie Holmes!  Sarah Polley!  Timothy Olyphant!  Taye Diggs!  And many more!  Anything else would be telling. Als...

Trigger Warning: Suicide    This week we're covering the beautiful, heartbreaking movie, Every Day based off of a novel by David Levithan.  It's about a traveling spirit that inhabits the body of a different person every day and the young woman they fall in love with.  We apologize for messing up the pronouns.  Also on this episode Suesie makes a call for action for vape pics.  Frank becomes frust...

Here we are at the end of Frank month with a super fun movie, Clueless!  This movie follows Cher as she learns that she doesn't have all the answers about life and especially love.  It is just an all around great movie and I'm so happy to share this episode of the podcast with you.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Kids in America by the Muffs.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up...

We made it!  52 episodes!  A solid year!  Thanks for sticking with us! Here we are knee deep in week three of Frank's month.  This week we're doing the depressing look into the void Attack on Titan.  An anime where human soldiers fight desperately against giants that want nothing more than to eat them.  We needed some help considering how not into it Suesie was so we brought in the ringer, fan fav...

This week for Frank's second request and for Valentine's day we're doing the 1996 Baz Luhrman version of Romeo and Juliet.  Set not in Varona, Italy in the 1500s but instead in Varona Beach with guns instead of swords and Leonardo Dicaprio being a dreamboat.  Also a killer soundtrack.  Also on this episode, Suesie gets distracted by cats.  Frank is feeling it for John Leguizamo.  Questions, commen...

Woo!  It's our fiftieth episode!  And this is the first Frank pick for Frank February and it's Fruitbasket!  A story about a sweet girl that lives with three boys who turn into animals from the Chinese zodiac whenever they're hugged by the opposite sex.  Also, just a super sad show.  Also on this episode, Suesie refuses to do research.  Frank holds a press conference for a sideways jab.  And they...

This week we're hitting up A Knight's Tale for our good, good, Heath Ledger fix.  A sports movie about jousting because of course there is.  Features a whole bunch of people who we never actually call by their character names and even less so by their actual names.  Including that bad dude, Rufus Sauce.  Also in this episode Suesie talks about her best man speech.  Frank talks about natural occure...

Wow o wow.  This movie is insanity.  We have not dealt with a movie like this in quite some time.  This one nearly broke us.  This movie was requested by Lemon Sunshine.  Was this movie made by a machine? Was it produced by some kind of soulless body of wizards?  We don't know.  We just witnessed it and think that you should too.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about Touchdown Jesus.  Frank rea...

On our second week of requests we're doing the heartbreakingly beautiful book and movie, the Perks of Being a Wallflower.  A solid cast, a well told story and just the loving hands of the author make this a sight to behold.  Also on this episode Suesie is horrified at what could have been.  Frank hits the buzzer.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us...