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We are off today, so enjoy these "Least Worst of Matt and Kate" segments. We will also be off December 21st through January 2nd.

How can you stop yourself from sending drunken texts this Christmas? What are the most popular holiday injuries? Should you give your neighbor chili? The answers to these questions, plus Christmas Tree Quiz, in today's show.

What are the odds of a White Christmas? Should you drink beer out of a leg? What is the time limit for using your phone on the toilet? The answers to these questions, plus Toy Inflation Quiz, in today's show.

What Franzia merchandise should you consider? How will you get rid of your Kanye West tattoo? Does Kate find Nicholas Cage sexy? The answers to these questions, plus ugly people with attractive significant others, in today's show.

Can you own a kangaroo? Should you test drive Kansas City International Airport? Should you eat candy before a workout? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Job Quiz, in today's show.

Should you teach your dog to paint? What might be lurking in your Christmas tree? Are crosswords or video games better for your brain? The answers to these questions, plus frying pans to the head, in today's show.

What do old people regret? What is an exercise snack? How much do bachelorette parties cost? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's misfortune, in today's show.

What are some words of the year? Should Kate become a mall santa? Which famous retailer is now available in hologram form? The answers to these questions, plus top Christmas scents, in today's show.

Should you replace your plants with Lego? What are the best states for pre-date drinking? What health foods are bad for you? The answers to these questions, plus robocalls, in today's show.

How can you keep your pet from becoming obese over the holidays? Why are bats falling from the sky? Can you flush a 67-pound goldfish? The answers to these questions, plus cargo pants are back, in today's show.

How many people will go through KCI airport for Thanksgiving? How should you prep your new boyfriend for dinner with your family? What is algospeak? The answers to these questions, plus beauty sleep, in today's show.

What words are new to the Scrabble Dictionary? How can you avoid obnoxious conversations at the Thanksgiving table? Why are people expected to drink more at Thanksgiving this year than in years past? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not Roblox, in today's show.

How did Bluetooth get a man arrested? Should you consider lab-grown meat? When should you get a phone for your kid? The answers to these questions, plus datings résumés, in today's show.

Should you get a robot dog? Was Kate mean to an old couple at Bed Bath & Beyond? Why does your boss want you playing Solitaire in Microsoft Teams? The answers to these quesitons, plus Frankfurter Wars, in today's show.

What is the latest Spam flavor? How is Coors trying to get men to wear fingernail polish? Should you eat a drone? The answers to these questions, plus Justin Bieber's pimples, in today's show.

How can you be mindful when you eat? What Thanksgiving food item is available as a beverage? Is that an egg in your pocket? The answers to these questions, plus Home Alone inflation, in today's show.

Is slapping a sport? Should you fool your friends with modified donuts? What word begins and ends with "e" but only contains one letter? The answers to these questions, plus fake cowboys return, in today's show.

What did a priest do to a wine thief? Should you thaw your frozen turkey? Why do people hate cats? The answers to these questions, plus used caskets, in today's show.

What are the most popular restaurants for Thanskgiving by state? Where did the term "gaslighting" come from? Are you smarter than a fifth grader? The answers to these questions, plus a mystery button for your kitchen, in today's show.

What devices and apps can help with Thanksgiving? Should kids watch Sinbad? Should hotels have bibles? The answers to these questions, plus a snack-cake mountain, in today's show.

Does cheese belong on fried chicken? Who was the ugliest Sexiest Man Alive? Should you save your butter wrappers? The answers to these questions, plus pickle candles, in today's show.

When are the ideal times to drive for Thanksgiving weekend? Why should you organize your bedroom? How can you stay warm, and save money? The answers to these questions, plus seasonal snack cakes, in today's show.

What is a Rolex iPhone? Should you take your dead dog to the taxidermist? How can you stop a blanket hog? The answers to these questions, plus a fashion quiz, in today's show.

How does Adele pronounce her name? What info should you share with flight attendants? What offense did a TikToker commit against the Grand Canyon? The answers to these questions, plus germy phones, in today's show.

Where can you share your nudes? Should you rent a husband? Which return policies got worse? The answers to these questions, plus Booze "R" Us, in today's show.