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Where should one play Dungeons & Dragons? Should you take a helicopter to work? What is on the Friends-themed conversation hearts? The answers to these questions, plus Paris Hilton's baby, in today's show.

What new emoji are on the way? Why does France scoff at Dry January? Should you make an "if I go missing" binder? The answers to these quesions, plus a chess-playing cat, in today's show.

How many times can you wear pajamas before you wash them? What does Gen Z want to do when they grow up? What secrets should you keep to yourself at work? The answers to these questions, plus plane toilet tips, in today's show.

Why should you be wary of the hotel fridge? Should you give two weeks' notice when you quit? Should Kate's kids get jobs? The answers to these questions, plus FOSY, in today's show.

What are the qualifications to drive the Wienermobile? What is the germiest thing in your kitchen? What does "winter coating" mean? The answers to these questions, plus snake remover's revenge, in today's show.

Should you feed your Christmas tree to a goat? Should you have a camera fly around your house? Can you take your anti-tank rifle on the plane? The answers to these questions, plus going bananas over Wichita monkeys, in today's show.

Where can you marry your cousin? How smart was the Tyrannosaurus rex? What is the new king of expensive fast food? The answers to these questions, plus name a cockroach after your ex, in today's show.

How can you improve the odds people open your emails? What things do people keep in their beds? Why should you fail at hobbies? The answers to these questions, plus UFO sightings, in today's show.

What are the most popular Valentine's gifts? Which soda is going away? Should you tip robot bartenders? The answers to these questions, plus Grocery Store Inflation Game, in today's show.

Why should you talk to your plants? What is a mouse jiggler? Why does an airplane's middle seat get both armrests? The answers to these questions, plus the Shark Tooth Hunter, in today's show.

Can medicine cause twisted dreams? Can turtles talk? What do you call a mouse who swears? The answers to these questions, plus Harry versus Harry, in today's show.

Should you electrify your baby carriage? What is a wet lab? What is blue camo for? The answers to these questions, plus knocks, in today's show.

Why is McDonald's putting seeds in Happy Meals? Why should you camouflage your car? Is Matt smarter than a fourth grader? The answers to these questions, plus the elevator of the future, in today's show.

Should you pay $200 for a sleep mask? What new device does a company want you to pee on? Why should you feel just fine about your cheese habit? The answers to these questions, plus Ed Sheeran lookalikes, in today's show.

What is the curse of the oldest person alive? Why did Kate get denied advice at the Apple Store? Should kids toys tell adult jokes? The answers to these questions, plus Home Remedy Quiz, in today's show.

What is a McNothing? What uncommon things should be common? How many miles from home did a dog walk this time? The answers to these questions, plus Alexa Toilet, in today's show.

Did a thief snort someone's ashes? Is January better for breakups or hookups? What words should we retire for the new year? The answers to these questions, plus Karens for hire, in today's show.

How much did Goofy's head go for at auction? Why might remote start be bad for your vehicle? What is quiet thriving? The answers to these questions, plus the things everyone does, in today's show.

How can you avoid being lonely when you are alone on Christmas? Why should you give toys to Santa? What are the most popular Christmas cookies by state? The answers to these questions, plus Survive Peppa Pig, in today's show.

What is a silent wedding? Why is plant-based meat a failure at fast food joints? How can you defrost your windows faster? The answers to these questions, plus 2022 Quiz, in today's show.

What does the word "mistletoe" actually mean? Should delivery drivers scold customers who don't tip? Would you consider human composting? The answers to these questions, plus Saint Nick vs Nick Cage, in today's show.

What candy bar is becoming a protein bar? Should you eat your cutlery? What does science say about midlife crises? The answers to these questions, plus shipwrecked pants, in today's show.

Why did Los Angeles County issue a unicorn permit? Why are you more likely to suffer a heart attack over the holidays? Why are mom-centric Facebook groups bad? The answers to these questions, plus Egg Nog Quiz, in today's show.

Should you buy headphones that filter air? Is cash an appropriate wedding gift? What is the biggest reason people use TikTok? The answers to these questions, plus the Britney musical, in today's show.

What do books smell like? Are identity thieves coming for your child? Why do weighted blankets help you sleep? The answers to these questions, plus beards, in today's show.