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Will Matt soil himself in the car? Will Kate make Chinese lasagna? Will Matt and Kate get endorsement deals with McDonald's The answers to these questions, plus the After Times at Dave & Buster's, in today's show.

Should men who look like Santa try to not look like Santa during non-Christmas times? How does Kate handle a sleepwalking husband? What is in Matt's relative's pants? The answers to these questions, plus unlocked dorm rooms, in today's show.

When is too old to learn PowerPoint? In what situations are you allowed to use your shirt as a mask? Why does Kate want to prevent the kids from reading? The answers to these questions, plus Catholics Offending Catholics, in today's show.

Can Kate chug water? Why is Matt excited about the government looking to break up Facebook? Would you use a truck stop bidet? The answers to these questions, plus keep the change you filthy animal, in today's show.

Are hots dogs and bologna the same thing? How does one discover that a peacock offers emotional support? Should Matt travel to Florida in these in-between times? The answers to these questions, plus post-anesthesia stories, in today's show.

Which big Hollywood director is furious at HBO for releasing films straight to your TV? Which iconic movie scene do Matt and Kate fear on Smell-O-Vision? What do "foo foo" and "frou frou" mean? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's sneaky deep freeze, in today's show.

Will Kate get a bidet for her new house? Can Matt still name all of Kate's future neighbors? Which Matt and Kate host is now shipping cookies? The answers to these questions, plus how to match a scented candle with a friend, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate have standard torsos? Should you be concerned about Ryan Reynolds pulling the strings on your dating life? Where does Kate's "me time" occur? The answers to these questions, plus FUPA, in today's episode.

Do recliners solve health issues? Should Kate drink wine to fix her neck? What are the best cities for singles? The answers to these questions, plus Oreos versus Hydrox, in today's show.

What word is Kate avoiding? What is Matt's boring reason for not going over the speed limit? Will Kate be Matt's chauffeur? The answers to theses questions, plus how to handle a chatty cashier, in today's show.

Which A-list celebrity uses a Flowbee to cut his own hair? What's a Lutheran Roll? How is Kate like the Renaissance artist Michelangelo? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tests his Dora the Explorer knowledge, in today's show.

What are the top gifts to give yourself? What kind of grass is Matt? Can Kate sing the entire Toys "R" Us jingle? The answers to these questions, plus gifts for the alcoholic in your life, in today's show.

Would you rather buy a bag of salad or a bag of burgers? Does Matt enjoy being a buzzkill? What is a thought piece? The answers to these questions, plus why you should engrave your initials on your duck boots, in today's show.

What are Kate's upstairs neighbors doing to cause such a commotion? Can you develop a melatonin addiction? Do you need intestinal lining? The answers to these questions, plus how to wrap gifts while drunk, in today's show.

Why is Jesus Christ Superstar hilarious? Should Kate show her horse-loving daughter the horse-head scene from The Godfather? How early is too early for New Year's resolutions?  The answers to these questions, plus how to keep condensation off your TupperwareⓇ lid, in today's episode. 

Should you say "dumdum" and "dog doo"? What is an Oompa Loompa Toilet? Will Kate get Matt to play smooth jazz on a hit music station? The answers to these questions, plus putting Pillsbury behind your ear, in today's episode.

What does your steering wheel grip say about your personality? What does Waffle House "Bacon and Kegs" beer taste like? Should you let the kids shame cigarette smokers? The answers to these questions, plus how to keep Kate Time, in today's show.

Can Matt figure out how to send a Snap? What are some quality recipes that use Cheetos? How many rock stars have worn dresses? The answers to these questions, plus the activities you do while you do The Dew, in today's episode.

Should you schedule time on your calendar for misdeeds? Should you get drunk and test drive a bathtub at Nebraska Furniture Mart?  Other than dishes, what should you wash in your dishwasher? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's friends throw dildo parties, in today's episode.

What are the most popular Thanksgiving sides by state? What novelty appliances should Kate get for her house? Should Kate be a copper thief? The answers to these questions, plus the Matt and Kate Seal of Approval, on today's show.

What happened to Kate's Pinched Fingers emoji? What are the ingredients in Kate's Bucket O' Nutrients? What is the latest brand to fool Matt and Kate into free advertising? The answers to these questions, plus updating Kate's iPhone software, on today's show.

What are Matt and Kate's favorite new emoji? What emoji should we look forward to next year? What is Kate's Bucket O' Nutrients? The answers to these questions, plus caffeinated water, in today's show.

When is it ok to curse in front of the kids? Does Oprah have dedicated reading glasses for the toilet? Should Kate make Christmas treats for her future neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus British curse words, in today's show.

Is it ok to tattle on a tattletale, especially when the tattletale was worthy of being tattled on before the tattletale told? Why would a garage door opener not include the remote for your car? Will Matt remember the names of everyone in Kate's neighborhood? The answers to these questions, plus the People of the Hole, in today's show.

Should you poll your Facebook friends to determine your home color? How many Harry Potter movies could Kate watch in the amount of time she spends in the car wash each month? Is 2020 a good year to quit wearing makeup forever? The answers to these questions, plus Matt resists saying happy things in a grumpy voice, in today's show.