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Should Matt switch to the Ice Scraper Workout? What is Kate's resolution about accepting compliments? Which Matt and Kate co-host tried to return a partially used bottle of shampoo? The answers to these questions, plus Matt asks Kate to help investigate an odor, in today's show.

What is Kate's latest kink shame? Why were She-Ra toys worse than He-Man toys? Can you keep your kids from growing up by keeping them in small clothes? The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state New Year's Eve drinks, in today's show.

What is the cry scale? What are Matt and Kate's New Year's resolutions? Why should you refer to snowmen as snowpeople? The answers to these questions, plus wasted snow days, on today's show.

How many chins should you have? Did Kate have a fun time with her husband coming out of anesthesia? Why was security checking abs in Westport? The answers to these questions, plus parade princesses, in today's show.

What feast does Kate have planned for Monty's post-colonoscopy Christmas Eve? Will Matt save Christmas? How can you best use gift wrapping to keep your kids away from you? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to once again name Kate's future neighbors, and guess their home colors, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate dreaming of a white Christmas? Do good fences make for good neighbors or will Kate be making enemies of her new neighbors? Should you hand out puppies? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's disappointment with winter-time-celebrity Instagram, in today's show.

Why did Kate try to talk customers out of blue cheese during her days as a server? Do Matt and Kate dream to the TV shows they fall asleep to? How should you spend your empty calories? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's resume, on today's show.

What would Matt say if he time traveled and talked to himself? What did Kate litter the highway with? Will Matt and Kate switch to Heaven's Gate apparel? The answers to these questions, plus Matt beats the bots, in today's show.

How do you tell a coworker they literally stink? Should Matt be a Forensic Punctuationist? How does Ariel from The Little Mermaid perpetuate unattainable body image? The answers to these questions, plus Handsome Marlon Brando, in today's show.

What should one do with leftover Thanksgiving-Halloween candy on Christmas day? What is the deadline to share Christmas-gift requests? What should we call "older people"? The answers to these questions, plus paper plates vs whatever you call the ones you don't throw away, in today's show.

Will Matt soil himself in the car? Will Kate make Chinese lasagna? Will Matt and Kate get endorsement deals with McDonald's The answers to these questions, plus the After Times at Dave & Buster's, in today's show.

Should men who look like Santa try to not look like Santa during non-Christmas times? How does Kate handle a sleepwalking husband? What is in Matt's relative's pants? The answers to these questions, plus unlocked dorm rooms, in today's show.

When is too old to learn PowerPoint? In what situations are you allowed to use your shirt as a mask? Why does Kate want to prevent the kids from reading? The answers to these questions, plus Catholics Offending Catholics, in today's show.

Can Kate chug water? Why is Matt excited about the government looking to break up Facebook? Would you use a truck stop bidet? The answers to these questions, plus keep the change you filthy animal, in today's show.

Are hots dogs and bologna the same thing? How does one discover that a peacock offers emotional support? Should Matt travel to Florida in these in-between times? The answers to these questions, plus post-anesthesia stories, in today's show.

Which big Hollywood director is furious at HBO for releasing films straight to your TV? Which iconic movie scene do Matt and Kate fear on Smell-O-Vision? What do "foo foo" and "frou frou" mean? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's sneaky deep freeze, in today's show.

Will Kate get a bidet for her new house? Can Matt still name all of Kate's future neighbors? Which Matt and Kate host is now shipping cookies? The answers to these questions, plus how to match a scented candle with a friend, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate have standard torsos? Should you be concerned about Ryan Reynolds pulling the strings on your dating life? Where does Kate's "me time" occur? The answers to these questions, plus FUPA, in today's episode.

Do recliners solve health issues? Should Kate drink wine to fix her neck? What are the best cities for singles? The answers to these questions, plus Oreos versus Hydrox, in today's show.

What word is Kate avoiding? What is Matt's boring reason for not going over the speed limit? Will Kate be Matt's chauffeur? The answers to theses questions, plus how to handle a chatty cashier, in today's show.

Which A-list celebrity uses a Flowbee to cut his own hair? What's a Lutheran Roll? How is Kate like the Renaissance artist Michelangelo? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tests his Dora the Explorer knowledge, in today's show.

What are the top gifts to give yourself? What kind of grass is Matt? Can Kate sing the entire Toys "R" Us jingle? The answers to these questions, plus gifts for the alcoholic in your life, in today's show.

Would you rather buy a bag of salad or a bag of burgers? Does Matt enjoy being a buzzkill? What is a thought piece? The answers to these questions, plus why you should engrave your initials on your duck boots, in today's show.

What are Kate's upstairs neighbors doing to cause such a commotion? Can you develop a melatonin addiction? Do you need intestinal lining? The answers to these questions, plus how to wrap gifts while drunk, in today's show.

Why is Jesus Christ Superstar hilarious? Should Kate show her horse-loving daughter the horse-head scene from The Godfather? How early is too early for New Year's resolutions?  The answers to these questions, plus how to keep condensation off your TupperwareⓇ lid, in today's episode.