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How do Matt and Kate make popcorn? Is "Misery" a family film? Does Kate want your unsolicited advice? The answers to these questions, plus Sriracha Ranch, in today's show.

Why does Kate want Matt to get more pillows? Which Matt and Kate host has to take deep breaths due to Neil Patrick Harris? How should you treat work email when you're off? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate stay up past their bedtimes, in today's show.

What is Kate scared of at the zoo? Does Tom Cruise have Covid Bots? What new face-mask technology can you buy? The answers to these questions, plus Matt gets a map, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate pursue careers in ASMR? Should Kate become Maximalist Mom? Is fear of screen time overblown? The answers to these questions, plus Matt watches VHS tapes, in today's show.

How can you get a song out of your head? Who will be the next host of Jeopardy? Why is Kate shaking her fist at another driver? The answers to these questions, plus how to pronounce "Hoda Kotb," in today's show.

Should we stop wearing clothes? Can Matt find new hobbies for Kate? Is Kate in the market for a Patrick Mahomes wax figure? The answers to these questions, plus wine gets Kate to reconsider her thoughts on robots, in today's show.

Should you opt for a Dry January or a Damp January? Why should bathroom stalls be beige? Why does Matt want to dig a hole in his cubicle floor? The answers to these questions, plus begging pardon, in today's show.

Would you rather have a robot that does your dishes or one that feeds you? How does intermittent fasting save you time? Why is Matt grossed out when Kate uses the word "tub" to describe a food container? The answers to these questions, plus the inside of a horse, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate recommend blind dates? Which hand should you use to apply condiments to your food? Should you eat icicles? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's fancy cinnamon, in today's show.

What was the literal computer crash at Kate's apartment? Is a BB gun an appropriate gift for a three year old? Can you store mayo at room temperature? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's supple skin, in today's show.

Should you eat beans before or after you cuddle? Did Kate go too far in making fun of someone else's ponytail? Is a raccoon a marsupial? The answers to these questions, plus Paula Deen Corn Casserole, in today's show.

Is Kate appropriately obedient in her marriage? What is the mystery noise at Matt's house? What will Kate use her Benadryl stash on next? The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Dre's brain freeze, in today's show.

Should Matt and Kate do a digital reset for the new year? Should you get rid of your fat pants? Could Kate extract information, as well as blackheads, with her pimple kit? The answers to these questions, plus refrigerated garbage, in today's show. 

Should Matt consult with Dr. Pimple Popper? Was Kate kicked out of a football pick 'em league because she's a woman? Why do we yawn? The answers to these questions, plus videotaping your TV, in today's show.

When does Kate reach for trashy magazines? Which Olson twin is or was married to some old French guy? In what order should you brush, floss, mouthwash? The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Pimple Popper, in today's show. 

Should Matt switch to the Ice Scraper Workout? What is Kate's resolution about accepting compliments? Which Matt and Kate co-host tried to return a partially used bottle of shampoo? The answers to these questions, plus Matt asks Kate to help investigate an odor, in today's show.

What is Kate's latest kink shame? Why were She-Ra toys worse than He-Man toys? Can you keep your kids from growing up by keeping them in small clothes? The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state New Year's Eve drinks, in today's show.

What is the cry scale? What are Matt and Kate's New Year's resolutions? Why should you refer to snowmen as snowpeople? The answers to these questions, plus wasted snow days, on today's show.

How many chins should you have? Did Kate have a fun time with her husband coming out of anesthesia? Why was security checking abs in Westport? The answers to these questions, plus parade princesses, in today's show.

What feast does Kate have planned for Monty's post-colonoscopy Christmas Eve? Will Matt save Christmas? How can you best use gift wrapping to keep your kids away from you? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to once again name Kate's future neighbors, and guess their home colors, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate dreaming of a white Christmas? Do good fences make for good neighbors or will Kate be making enemies of her new neighbors? Should you hand out puppies? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's disappointment with winter-time-celebrity Instagram, in today's show.

Why did Kate try to talk customers out of blue cheese during her days as a server? Do Matt and Kate dream to the TV shows they fall asleep to? How should you spend your empty calories? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's resume, on today's show.

What would Matt say if he time traveled and talked to himself? What did Kate litter the highway with? Will Matt and Kate switch to Heaven's Gate apparel? The answers to these questions, plus Matt beats the bots, in today's show.

How do you tell a coworker they literally stink? Should Matt be a Forensic Punctuationist? How does Ariel from The Little Mermaid perpetuate unattainable body image? The answers to these questions, plus Handsome Marlon Brando, in today's show.

What should one do with leftover Thanksgiving-Halloween candy on Christmas day? What is the deadline to share Christmas-gift requests? What should we call "older people"? The answers to these questions, plus paper plates vs whatever you call the ones you don't throw away, in today's show.