Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast

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Raise a Glass! By Educational Professionals for Educational Professionals, this podcast is for those who love their job...but need a drink. Under the guise of anonymity, and under the influence of a few cocktails, Teacher Needs a Drink discusses the good, the bad, and the holy %$#& of the educational world. Bring your beverage, adult or otherwise, and join in the fun. Cheers!

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Broken Record, MS vs HS, $70k Starting Salary, & Use Your Words. Ep 76 17.03.2021 30:44

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Shirley Temper, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss using the Broken Record Technique on Admin, The differences in teaching MS vs HS, a house bill that would see Texas Teachers getting a minimum of $70K a year to start, and how to deal with a blubbering mess. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Pat...

Trans Students, Mom Jeans, Lipstick, & Money. Ep 75 10.03.2021 29:47

Howdy Friends! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Mrs. Sparkles, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss the insidious bill in Alabama that requires teachers to "out" Trans Students to their parents, Mom jeans, Lipstick, and if we would rat someone out for money. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/Tea...

Teacher Vaccinations, Group Work, Speakerphones, & Dead Class Pet. Ep 74 03.03.2021 30:47

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss how tricky it is to get vaccinated as a Teacher, the perils of group work, the principal putting you on speakerphone, and how to handle a dead class pet. https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludl...

The Teacher Needs a Drink StepBet Challenge 28.02.2021 6:14

Howdy folks! Elvis here to tell you about the Teacher Needs a Drink StepBet Challenge. We have partnered with Ludlam Dramatics in hopes of helping ourselves and others get into some healthy habits. Our StepBet cost $15 and begins March 8th. Download the StepBet app and use the code "Teacher" to find the Teacher Needs A Drink StepBet Challenge. You do not need a membership to particpate in our chal...

Snow Week, Gift Socks, Busted Pipes, & 100 Duck sized horses. Ep 73 24.02.2021 27:51

Howdy Friends! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Sparkles, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss how wrong we were about the death of the snow day, how gifted socks saved a teacher's toes, and if we would rather fight 1 horse sized duck or a 100 duck sized horses. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeed...

Snow Days, Read The Email, Red Flags & Queen Madonna. Ep 72 17.02.2021 29:30

Hello Friends! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Sparkles, Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss the death of the snow day, begging kids to read you messages, how to handle a crazy co-worker, and if we would rather be the Queen of England or Madonna. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNe...

Watching Movies, Covid State Testing, & The Christmas Con. Ep 71 10.02.2021 25:33

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane and Bunny O'Hare! Listen as we discuss watching movies, state testing during Covid, Admin dropping Friday news bombs, and screwing someone over on Christmas Eve. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly spons...

Jealousy, Class @$$holes, Saving Money, & Dress Code. Ep 70 03.02.2021 28:22

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, Shirley Temper, & Turd Ferguson. Listen as we discuss if Face to Face Teachers are Jealous of Virtual Teachers, The Class @$$hole, Saving Money by Being Virtual, and who really cares about Dress Code right now. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherN...

Being an Advocate, Kids Forced Back, Left Behind, & Dead to Me. Ep 69 27.01.2021 32:57

It's Episode 69. (tee hee) Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss a teacher who desires to be an advocate, an unclean school that has just had the kids forced back, a teacher who is offended by another quitting and leaving a bunch of work behind, and what to do if you need to convince someone they are dead. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink...

Stop Emailing Me Kid, I'm a Liar and Proud, & Death Wish. Ep 68 20.01.2021 28:17

Howdy folks! Today on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss what to do with a kid who is emailing you way too much, a teacher who is very proud to be a liar, and what to do when an older version of you gives a warning on their death bed. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Pat...

Jumping Ship, Bonding w Students Virtually, & Married Teacher Dilema. Ep 67 13.01.2021 26:53

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss pondering life outside of Teaching, How to bond with students you have never met in person, and How to handle being married to another teacher when things are not going well at school. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/T...

Returning to Insanity, Horrible Evaluations, The Peter Principle, & Resolutions. Ep 66 06.01.2021 26:37

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Shirley Temper, Turd Ferguson, & Bunny O’Hare! Listen as they discuss coming back after the holiday, trying to decide if they feel bad for students or just want to fail them all, horrible evaluations, The Peter Principle, & New Year’s resolutions. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https:/...

Winter Break Greetings and Patreon Preview. Ep 65 23.12.2020 11:23

Howdy Folks! Elvis is back and joined by Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Lucille Lane. Listen as we give some well wishes to all of you and set off to enjoy the break. After the show's closing credits there is a 5 min preview of our Winter Break Patreon Exclusive Full length episode. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/Te...

Imposter Syndrome, No Study Skills, No Grades, & MFK Breakfast. Ep 64 16.12.2020 31:03

Elvis still has Covid. Sooo....Shirley is hosting today and joined by Lucille Lane, Turd Ferguson, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as they discuss feeling like an imposter at a school, students with no study skills, a teacher who won't enter grades, and MFK: Breakfast Foods. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrink...

COVID Smell Test, Wrong Subject, Indif Admin, & Subs. Ep 63 09.12.2020 32:20

Howdy! Elvis is out sick with COVID, so today Shirley Temper is hosting. Listen to her, Bunny O'Hare, Turd Ferguson, & Lucille Lane, discuss a student lead COVID smell test, teaching the wrong subject, and admin who don't give AF about your health. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Ne...

Back to Work Blues, No Emails on Holidays, Are You Not Entertained? EP 62 02.12.2020 29:16

Howdy Friends! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Turd Ferguson, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss getting down about returning to work after a break, Parents throwing a fit that we don;t respond to emails during a break, & Making education entertaining. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/Teacher...

Cannibal Teacher, DISD Lowers Standards, Covid Career Change & Lost Passport. EP 61 25.11.2020 31:06

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper and Turd Ferguson. Listen as we discuss a German Math Teacher who must love Silence of the Lambs, Dallas ISD Lower Testing Expectations due to Covid, Taking a break from teaching due to Covid, and what to do if you lose your Passport overseas. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www....

Nightswimming, Covid Seating, OnlyFans, & Dead Money. Ep 60 18.11.2020 30:21

Howdy Friends! Today Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Lucille Lane, Shirley Temper, & Bunny O'Hare! Listen as Elvis goes on a rambling monologue, then we discuss coaches demanding preferential distancing for athletes, OnlyFans, and what we would do with a Dead Man's Money. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsa...

ADIOS DEVOS! Ep 59 11.11.2020 25:47

Howdy Folks! In this episode Elvis, Bunny, Lucille, Shirley, & Rosie all celebrate the impending exodus of Betsy Devos and discuss the brilliance of our First Lady Elect, who is also a teacher, Dr. Jill Biden! We also discuss what we would do if a celebrity ghost is haunting us, but, whatever. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.pa...

Bunny Shutdown, Retirement Mic Drop, Virtual Kids at Parents Work, & The Patient. EP 58 04.11.2020 31:40

Hello Everyone! Welcome to episode 58! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Turd Ferguson, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss our own issues, Bunny School Shutting Down, A Retiring Teacher dropping the mic at a faculty meeting, virtual kids at their parents place of work, and the patient. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.p...

Deep Fried Teachers, Queso, Pregnant Improvement Plan, & The Murderer? Ep. 57 28.10.2020 37:16

Howdy Folks! Welcome to Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss Elvis snapping and losing his mind because we are all kind of Fried, How chips and queso can fix so many things, being a new mother on an improvement plan, and what we would do if our work buddy might be a murderer. We also have our award winning Flight...

Virtual Shakeups, Being Exposed, The Good Parent, & TNAD PSA.Ep 56 21.10.2020 28:20

Howdy folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'hare! Listen as we discuss a teacher who was forced to dump her 2nd graders for 5th graders at 9 weeks, Bunny and Shirley getting coughed on by Covid Positive Kiddos, The one good parent who might save us all, and a special PSA from us here at TNAD. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive epi...

Student Catcall, Ex Virtual Kids, Toxic Positivity, & Talking Pets. Ep 55 14.10.2020 29:07

Today Elvis is Joined by Bunny O'Hare and Shirley Temper! Listen as we discuss the student who catcalled Shirley, The lack of restraint some of the kids returning to the classroom show, Toxic Positivity, & what we would say if we could communicate with our pets. Are you curious what some of the hosts not on this episode think about these topics? We have a sister episode available on our Patreon th...

Teachers Guide to Mental Health. Ep. 54 07.10.2020 50:40

Welcome to A Very Special episode of Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast. In this episode we discuss Mental Health in great detail. TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode we discuss Depression, Suicide, & Miscarriage. All the notes and resources mentioned in this episode are available at www. TeacherNeedsADrinkPodcast.com If you are thinking about suicide you can text HELP or HELLO to 741741 to chat with some...

No Drinks, Power Zone, Virtual Lockout, & B*tch Slap a Parent. EP 53 30.09.2020 30:57

Howdy Folks! Elvis here! Today I am joined by Shirley Temper, Zola Zanzibar, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss a parent trying to ban teachers from drinking coffee while virtual teaching, Shirley dominating the POWER zone, what we would do if locked out of our own Zoom Meeting, as well as which parent we would go back in time and B*tch slap. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by...