Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast

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Raise a Glass! By Educational Professionals for Educational Professionals, this podcast is for those who love their job...but need a drink. Under the guise of anonymity, and under the influence of a few cocktails, Teacher Needs a Drink discusses the good, the bad, and the holy %$#& of the educational world. Bring your beverage, adult or otherwise, and join in the fun. Cheers!

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Inappropriate Relationships & How to Avoid Them, Bad School Start, & Dead Body. Ep 98 25.08.2021 34:13

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Shirley Temper, Count Chocolate, & Pippi! Listen as we discuss Inappropriate Relationships and How to avoid them! You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educa...

Going Back Vaccinated, Teacher Voices, & Killing 10 People. Ep 97 18.08.2021 31:18

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss Going Back to school, How to Master the Teacher Voice, and would you rather... You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Lud...

A Teacher's Guide to Mental Health. Ep 96 11.08.2021 51:59

Howdy folks! I am so busy getting ready for the school year. Getting my kids ready for the school year, Getting my life together. I just did not have the energy to edit the podcast we recorded yesterday. Soooo... I am putting up a re-run. In this episode we discuss Mental Health in great detail. TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode we discuss Depression, Suicide, & Miscarriage. All the notes and res...

Teacher Needs A Drink Public Service Announcement. 11.08.2021 3:25

We made this last year, but I felt It should be shared again. Besides, Shirley just nailed the voice.

Drunken Buffoonery, Ask a Teen, Just the Tip, & Murder. Ep. 95 04.08.2021 35:39

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis was joined by Count Chocolate, Rosie Rose, Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, Mrs. Sparkles, Turd Ferguson, Buddy Holly, & Lisa Marie. Listen as we drunkenly celebrate our friendship with a summer feast of smoked pulled pork, jalapeno poppers, deviled eggs, queso, mac and chee, green beans, some amazing brussel sprout salad that lucille made, rolls, ice cream, and a bunch of donu...

Start Times, Missing Chairs, & The Racist Zit. Ep 94 28.07.2021 28:29

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Sparkles, Count Chocolate, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss early Start Times, When things go missing in your classroom, and Could you handle a Racist talking Zit. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsor...

Greener Grass, Bad Calendar, & Remote Drama. Ep 93 21.07.2021 25:08

Howdy Folks! Today is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss a teacher having to move her office, the crappy calendar, and would you rather deal with a life without a TV remote. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly...

Moving in the Middle of the School Year, Teacher Wardrobe Suggestions, & Big Boobs. Ep 92 14.07.2021 29:06

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the predicament of what to do if you are moving in the middle of the school year and what should you wear? You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponso...

McDonalds Employees Paid More, Summer School, & WYR. Ep 91 07.07.2021 22:10

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss McDonalds employees being paid more than support staff or substitutes and the perils of teaching summer school. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Lud...

Mrs. Alabama's Conundrum, Teacher Perks, & Eternal McDonalds. Ep 90 30.06.2021 32:03

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'hare. Listen as we discuss Mrs. Alabama's struggles with a crap parent, the perks we sometimes get from our students, and if we could handle eternity with Ronal McDonald. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A...

Teaching & Making Money, Work Friends, & Tissues. Ep 89 23.06.2021 32:20

Howdy! Today Elvis joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Shirley Temper! Listen as we discuss the issues of teacher pay, making friends at work, and a very short round of "Would You Rather?" You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam D...

Critical Race Theory. Ep 88 16.06.2021 27:05

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, and Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss Teachers not being allowed to teach about racial injustice, because it might make white kids feel "uncomfortable." You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is pr...

New Principal, Background Check Your School, Trying too Hard. Ep 87 09.06.2021 23:19

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss Shirley's new principal, Spotting red flags when you're job hunting in a new district, and a Sub who is trying too hard. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is...

EOY, @ss of a coworker, & Mad Momma. Ep 86 02.06.2021 25:41

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Turd Ferguson, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the tribulations with EOY nonsense, A Pout Pout fish of a co worker, and one really really mad momma. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored...

Kidnapped Kindergarten, Bad TA, Turn Off The Day, & Boots v Pellets. Ep 85 26.05.2021 33:29

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Count Chocolate, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss a man who abducted a busload of Kinder Kids, How to handle a bad TA, and what we do to help turn off the school day. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is p...

Yearbook Drama, EOY Observation, & Would You Rather. Ep 84 19.05.2021 30:01

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Count Chocolate. Listen as we discuss a principal who is in a Sh!tstorm because of the yearbook cover, a pandemic observation, and a round of would you rather. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcas...

Twin Trap, 3 Week Teacher, PD Demands, & WRESTLE ME! Ep 83 12.05.2021 38:19

Howdy folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Bunny O'Hare, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss twins pulling shenanigans in class, Suddenly being a teacher for the last weeks of school, Demands for successful PD, & which host would you wrestle. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast T...

Dry Town, Telling The Principal, Bad Team Member, & Body Switch. Ep 82 05.05.2021 30:16

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper and two of out Patreon Patrons, Mama Chicken & Care Bear. Listen as we discuss how to tell a principal you are going to a different school, how to deal with a crappy team members, and would you switch bodies with someone. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNee...

MoonChildren, Vagina Awareness, The Texas Pledge, Crazy Cat Teacher, & Evil Clone. Ep 81 28.04.2021 34:21

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, & Count Chocolate. Listen as we discuss how a full moon drives the kiddos crazy, Vagina Awareness month bringing a music class to it's knees, the craziness of trying to teach out of state, the Texas Pledge, How a Crazy Cat Teacher is made, and how would you deal with your clone. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink...

Beautifully Normal, Only Fans, Custodian Love, & Eternal Sunshine. Ep 80 21.04.2021 33:26

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Count Chocolate, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the journey to the finish line, Teacher busted for having an Only Fans, Showing the Custodians love, & if we should remember the bad things. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrink...

Teacher Needs a Drink StepBet Winners Announcement! 20.04.2021 3:44

Howdy folks! This short is just to let us announce the winners of our just finished StepBet and to let you know about our new Step Bet which is starting on Monday, April 26th. This new one is only 5 weeks and is the perfect thing to get you motivated and lower stress levels through exercise! Download the StepBet app and use the code "TEACHER2" to find the Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Step Bet #2...

Falling Staar, Stolen Car, Neurodivergence Acceptance, & Flat Earth. Ep 79 14.04.2021 36:15

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'Hare! Listen as we discuss the fall of the Texas Required online Staar Test this week, A Teacher who had their car stolen, Parents who won't accept that their Child might be different, and a Flat Earther. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.c...

The Best of Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! 07.04.2021 37:34

Howdy! We took off last weekend to enjoy some time with nothing on the docket, so today I present to you...The Best of Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! This episode features clips from the last two years featuring almost all of our hosts, Rosie Rose, Mrs. Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Mr. Yoda, Turd Ferguson, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss Athletic Wear, Arresting a Kindergartner, D...

More Testing, Graduation Contracts, Teacher Burnout, & Forgotten Friend. Ep 78 31.03.2021 34:09

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Mrs. Sparkles. Listen as we discuss how our schools are handling Testing, Getting Seniors to the "finish line" in a pandemic, The realities of Teacher Burnout, and what to do if a friend forgets you entirely. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/Tea...

Failing Seniors, Unfunny Jokes, Stolen Key, & Lifeboat. Ep 77 24.03.2021 30:53

UPDATED TO FIX AUDIO GLITCH. Big thank you to everyone who let me know! It definitely takes a village. Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Mrs. Sparkles, & our newest Host, Count Chocolate! Listen as we discuss what to do about seniors who are failing during Covid, A teacher who tells jokes that are very unfunny to one student, what to do when your key is stolen, & how we wou...