Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast

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Raise a Glass! By Educational Professionals for Educational Professionals, this podcast is for those who love their job...but need a drink. Under the guise of anonymity, and under the influence of a few cocktails, Teacher Needs a Drink discusses the good, the bad, and the holy %$#& of the educational world. Bring your beverage, adult or otherwise, and join in the fun. Cheers!

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September Malaise, Unsupervised Zoom, Reassuring Littles, & Body or Mind. Ep 52 23.09.2020 30:07

Today on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast, Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Miss Sparkles, Turd Ferguson, & BUnny O'Hare! Listen as they discuss the general Malaise in the Teaching Field, Getting chewed out for leaving a Zoom meeting unattended, How to reassure the Little ones we are OK, and weather we will control our mind or body! Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dram...

Zoom Nerf Gun, Student Recognition, Breathe, & Unknown Companion.EP 51 16.09.2020 31:58

Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Miss Sparkles, Rosie, Turd Furgeson, & Zola Zanzibar! Listen as we discuss the kid who got the police called on him because he showed a NERF TOY gun on zoom, Being recognized by a student, to give yourself grace and breathe. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dr...

F*cktangle, Santa Spoiled, Silent Admin, & Perfect Days. Ep 50 09.09.2020 27:57

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The Pledge, Working Kids, Virtual Fire Drill, & Stranded Spouse. EP 49 02.09.2020 30:13

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Miss Sparkles, Shirley Temper, Turd Ferguson, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss the teacher who was suspended for 1 day, The Pledge, Working Kids, VIrtual Fire Drills, and the Stranded Spouse! Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at...

14 Years Vanished, Principal Nopes Out, It's a Job, & Bio-Pic. Ep 48 26.08.2020 34:49

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Bunny O'Hare, and Shirley Temper! Listen as we discuss what it is like to lose 14 years of work on a school server, how a Principal ran out of the school after learning about a COVID positive teacher, That teaching is still just a job, and who would play us in our bio-pic. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dra...

School Mask Rules, Devos Hides in Mansion, Fidget Spinner Parents, & The Meteor. Ep 47 19.08.2020 32:16

Hello and Welcome to Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Turd Ferguson, & Miss Sparkles! Listen as we discuss our different school's mask rules, Betsy Devos hiding in her Mansion, the return of Fidget Spinner Parents, and What we would do when The Meteor hits! Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educat...

Puke Interview, Suspended for Photo, Student Masks, & The Brain Pill. Ep 46 12.08.2020 29:55

Howdy! Everybody is here today with Elvis, Miss Sparkles, Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, & Rosie Rose. Listen in as we discuss a job interview getting messy, the student in Georgia who was suspended for sharing a photo of a crowded hallway with mask-less students, and The Brain Pill. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educ...

Daily District Changes, Social Media Silence, & Euphoria Choices. Ep 45 05.08.2020 33:03

Today Elvis is joined by EVERYONE! Miss. Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Rosie, & Turd Ferguson help out as a very buzzed Elvis discusses the almost daily changes that our districts are making, being told to not speak our minds on social media, and what form of euphoria we would choose to live with. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics...

Zoom Wedding, Face to Face Teaching, MIssing the Mall, Abusive Classroom, & Moon Fight. Ep 44 29.07.2020 36:33

Today Elvis is joined by Miss Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss the potential Zoom Wedding of Miss Sparkles, Teachers who desperately want to be back in the classroom, How much we miss the mall, and what to do in an abusive classroom, as well as our various strategies to succeed in a fight on the moon. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dram...

Go-Getters, The OnGoing Trauma, Teachers in Scrubs, & The Porn Painter. Ep 43 22.07.2020 31:03

Hello! Today on Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Rosie Rose, Turd Ferguson, & Bunny O'Hare! Join us as we discuss being annoyed, by Go Getters in the middle of Summer, The On Going Trauma of the moment, Banned Masks, Teachers wearing Scrubs, and how to handle the Painter who watches Porn. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludl...

Mental Health Nightmare, Self Care, Anger at the TEA, Be Heard, & Heaven. Ep 42 15.07.2020 36:12

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Turd Ferguson, & Shirley Temper. We discuss how we are coping with the mental health nightmare of being sacrificial lambs for the economy, taking care of ourselves, anger at TEA (Texas Education Agency), How to have your voice and opinion heard, and what we would do in Heaven. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Lud...

Uncertain Fall, Teaching in Masks, Anti-Science Teacher, & Bear Attack. Ep 41 08.07.2020 20:03

Howdy! Today on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast we discuss the uncertainty of the upcoming Fall semester with Covid lingering on, Teaching in masks, anti-science teachers, and if we would be willing to stop a bear attack. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at www. Lu...

WEAR A MASK! Cut off Teacher, Peeing Outside, & Woods Porn. EP 40 01.07.2020 24:46

Hello and welcome back! Today Elvis is joined by Miss. Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss the craziness of summer planning, the important of masks, a teacher who was cut off from her students early, Underground houses, peeing outside, and Elvis finding porno mags in the woods. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creat...

Hazard Pay, Doomsday Plan, Picking on the Pretty Kids, & Spending Money. Ep 39 24.06.2020 20:36

Hello! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Rosie Rose, Shirley Temper, & special guest, Zola Zanzibar! We discuss Teacher Hazard Pay, our Doomsday plans for the Fall, Picking on the Pretty Kids, & Spending our own mone Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics . Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at www....

Mr. Baldy's guilt, Thirsty Teachers, Mid Year Hire, & Pretending to be Deaf. Ep 38 17.06.2020 25:50

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Bunny O'Hare, & Miss. Sparkles. We discuss Mr. Baldy feeling guilty, Teachers so thirsty for any kind of new that they try to steal a rug, Being a mid-year hire, and a student who pretended to be deaf. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources....

BLACK LIVES MATTER in Education. Ep 37 10.06.2020 21:07

Hello! Today Elvis is joined by Miss Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, & Rosie Rose. We discuss the Black Lives Matter movement and why we support it. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at www. LudlamDramatics.com You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear bonus exclusiv...

EOY Checklists, Kitty Booty Zoom Bomb, Resignations, & Marking Time. Ep 36 03.06.2020 20:34

Howdy! Today on Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper & Bunny O'Hare. Listen to them discuss the End of Year Checklists, Kitty Bootys, Resigning and Moving on, as well as how you mark the passing years Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics makes amazing educations Theatre classroom posters that are perfect for any Drama T...

Athletic Wear, Naked Rosie, & These Heroes Need to be Paid. Ep 35 27.05.2020 25:50

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Turd Ferguson, Miss Sparkles, & Bunny O'Hare. Today we discuss our end of year routines during Covid 19, Athletic Wear for everywhere, Rosie surprising a little old man, and how much teachers need to be paid! Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. If you need educational themed posters for your Theater or Drama class, g...

Covid Graduations, Year Round School, Performing Arts = Super Spreader. Ep 34 20.05.2020 25:23

Howdy! Today on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, & Miss Sparkles! The teachers have a few drinks and discuss what graduations are going to looks like during the pandemic, some possible scenarios for the next school year, and what do we do if performing arts students are considered Super Spreaders of the Corona virus. Teacher Needs a Drin...

Parents Covering for Lying Kids, Thieving Principal, & Secret Assassins. Ep 33 13.05.2020 21:59

Hello! This week on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Turd Ferguson, Shirley Temper, & Bunny O'Hare! Join us as we discuss parents who cover for lying children, Whining during a Zoom call, Thieving admin, and how we would make someone suffer! Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. If you need any kind of educational theater resource you s...

Is this Year Over Yet?,Topless Zoom, Over My Head, & The Return of Lisa Marie. Ep 32 06.05.2020 27:57

Howdy Folks! Elvis Here! Today I am joined by Rosie Rose, Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Miss Sparkles! We discuss the purgatory that is online teaching during corona, students dressing inappropriately in Zoom classes, Parents going over our heads to coddle their kids, and the return of Ask a Teenager w Lisa Marie. Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics! You can get...

The Joy of Muting on Zoom, Be a Better Cheater, Social Contact, & Vampire Fiancé. Ep 31 29.04.2020 28:21

Howdy! Today on Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Elvis is joined by Miss Sparkles, Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Rosie Rose. We discuss what we are looking forward to next, The sheer delight of being able to mute students, why students need to be better cheaters, Teachers need love too, Uniforms, Social Contact, and what to do when your Fiancé sees a vampire. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink Po...

Tech Failure, Indulgences, Witherspoon's Dresses, Alternative Lessons, & Shower Shaq. Ep 30 22.04.2020 21:18

Howdy and Welcome to Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast! Today Elvis is joined by Rosie Rose, Miss Sparkles, Turd Furgeson, & Bunny O'Hare. We discuss online teaching burnout, what we are indulging in to stay happy, Reese Witherspoon's Dress Giveaway, Alternative Lessons, Just The Tip, and Shower Shaq! You can help support Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast by becoming a Patreon or by going to our sponsor,...

Teacher Needs a Break: Klosterman Questions EP 29 15.04.2020 28:23

Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Miss Sparkles, & Rosie Rose! We talk a bit about education and then just take turns answering some questions that were written by famed essayist Chuck Klosterman. Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast is sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics Creates amazing classroom posters for the Theatre Teacher! You can visit them at www. LudlamDramatics.com . Yo...

Modifying online expectations, Waiving Special Ed, What Now? EP 28 08.04.2020 24:14

Howdy Folks! Welcome to another edition of Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Rosie Rose, Miss Sparkles, and Turd Ferguson! On this episode we check on our mental status, and discuss modifying our online expectations, waiving SpEd requirements, where we go from here, and another episode of Just The Tip! Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam...