Tea Slur ☕️

The spirit is weak, but the FLESH is willing! This week, Tea Slur welcomes Flesh, the Supermodel of Soho, Heavenly Bodies’ very own and newly crowned winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Series 8! Recorded before the grand finale, CHS gets up close and personal with London’s finest cut of meat for a good old-fashioned grilling. Get into it x Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Starring @feeltheflesh Produc...

Join CHS & Angel for the longest episode of gothic lesbian foreplay since Elvira met Joan Jett in 1980 and didn’t consummate the affair until 1990. (Source: Absolutely no historical evidence.) Expect sapphic chaos, spooky seduction and enough lesbian sexual tension to make Ms. Garrison blush and scream, “SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!” (This episode was filmed a few weeks before Halloween!) Hosted by @cz...

Hi. Against management advice, CHS and Bestie would like to address the serious allegations made against them through the medium of interpretive dance and queer balloon art. In their bravest episode yet, the divas explain why everyone is wrong, gay and stupid. All abooooooard! Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & Bestie Filming and audio by @leekaef____ Edited by @evanfrancisjones Masks by @petit...

CHS & Bestie cover the shocking developments of intercommunity drama occurring in a lesbian bar, as well as a special sponsored segment courtesy of the lovely peopledem at FEELD. Hold on to your copies of Polysecure- We're in the big leagues now, tea slurpers. Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & Bestie Shot by Aaron Chote (@chotethegoat) Edited by Evan Jones (@evanfrancisjones) Masks by...

An educational / insane episode of @teaslurpod with Australia's princess of pvssy pop: Big Wett. Recorded way back during the world cup, CHS & Big Wett talk all things lesbian from their unique lesbian-ish perspectives. Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Starring @bigwett_ Shot by @ted.dng Edited by @evanfrancisjones & @czech.hunter.schafer Mask by @petitelame

In this lost episode, Goldigock (CHS) is joined by the two bear hosts from the bizarro version of Tea Slur, @depecheload and @beef.stroganoff of the @wide load podcast! Do He/They/He-she and all the appropriations enby trade spitroast the dolls boots down in the woods tonight? Dip into the henny pot and find owt, okurrrrr! (Sowwy for technical difficulties with the audio and visual syncing uwu.) H...

The divas are back for Season 4! Join CHS and Bestie for a chin(wag) and fabulous "tails" of seizures, the works of Gal Godot, Greek femboys and part time dog sitting (if ya nasti)! Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer and Bestie Filmed, Produced & Edited by Evan Jones (@evanfrancisjones) Masks by @petitelame

After rising from the dead and escaping the Tomb of Joseph of Arimathea, Bestie returned to London to see her old pal CHS for a serious discussion about mental health, donkeys and Pokémon. *Around 13.55 - 14.07 there are slight technical difficulties due to a video corruption, however the audio is fine though - but apologies Divas! Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer and Bestie Filmed and Produced by...

This week we're joined by gender menace and pop sensation Dorian Electra for an extremely normal and well-adjusted conversation! Get into it divas x Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Guest starring Dorian Electra (@dorianelectra) Produced and Edited by Evan Jones (@evanfrancisjones) P.A - Stan (@s.tandjent) Mask by @CR_V_n

This week, promoting her upcoming debut album it's Australia's sweetheart Kavi! The diva's discuss lime bike accidents, Charli XCX's love of attacking non-binary artists and more! Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Guest starring Kavi (@klubkavi) Produced and Edited by Evan Jones (@evanfrancisjones) P.A - Stan (@s.tandjent) Mask by @CR_V_n The FULL video episode available on @czech.hunter.schafer's p...

Pop sensation and transexual menace, Mel 4Ever joins CHS in a USA - UK diplomatic doll yap in which the divas discuss the most pressing issue concerning their "special relationship": Why is British trade so chopped? Other goops are gagged, also. Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Guest starring Mel 4Ever (@mel4ever) Filmed by Aaron Chote (@chotethegoat) Edited by Evan Jones (@evanfrancisjon...

In this episode of bizzaro Straight Diva, A Man I Think (CHS) and Louie BlowMe (Jimmy Mac) discuss Jimmy's hit boozer anthropological research hub: @LondonDeadPubs, and the role of the dolls in night life culture. Critics are calling it "the most important conversation between a heterosexual pintman and pintsize transexual since dm'd CHS on Feeld." Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Starring Jimmy Ma...

To kick off the new season of transexual insanity that is the Tea Slur podcast, CHS is joined by Reece Lyons, star of 'Chaser.' The dolls discuss the new award winning short film, the state of the film industry for trans women, and why Marlon Brando is a redacted Enjoy the FULL video episode, usually reserved for our patreon divas 💋 Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer Starring Reece Lyons (@i...

A tale of two halves, CHS gets wacky and Welsh with guest host Cymrag, later, the gals put on their tin foil hats and discuss alien phenomena! Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer, Cymrag & Bestie Filmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones CHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS goes on her own Great Muppet Caper (a four day birthday bender), and Bestie moans about her face (again). Credits Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & Bestie Filmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones CHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS and Bestie direct their ire towards Britain's most disgraced media personality, Paddington Bear. Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & Bestie Filmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones CHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS and Bestie discuss the strange goings on of little known New York financier, Jezza Epstein.  Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & Bestie Filmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones CHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS is joined by the scouse answer to the question "What do you get if Mother Mothered so Motherly that her children all became estrogenated donk djs and meme page admins?" The founder of London Trans Pride, and the woman who birthed the East London tslur scene, Lucia Blayke is in the studio! Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & @luciablayke Filmed & Edited by @evanfranci...

Always with their fingers on the pulse, CHS and Bestie go through their personal Ins & Outs for 2026 in the first ever mind-blowing, incredibly modern, 3D audio visual podcast ON ICE! Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & Bestie Filmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones

Join Bestie and her super special guestie, Horrible Gay, for a very whimsical. very informative, fun for all the family episode of Tea Slur! Credits Hosted by Bestie & Horrible Gay Edited by @evanfrancisjones

Tune in this week for stories of Kaiju pronouns and CHS's witchy powers! Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & Bestie Edited by @evanfrancisjones Sorry for a few audio difficulties!

CHS catches up with Bestie after Halloween weekend to discuss such horrors as Tom Daley, Róisín Murphy, and what life is like dealing with the aftermath of Facial Fuckery Surgery. Later, the girls reminisce about their university experiences of being lame twinks.

This week CHS reveals her new secret alias - "The Lesbian Al Pacino of East London", whilst Bestie gets on her soap box about Miriam Margolyes for some inexplicable reason. Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer & Bestie Edited by @evanfrancisjones

CHS & Bestie have finally found The Thinkers, i.e. Su I Think, our special guest for this reflective episode of Tea Slur. We discuss her tour, her musical influences, and in the spirit of the confessional musical zeitgeist: the names and locations of all those who have wronged her. We're coming for you, Mr Harbour! Credits Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & Bestie Guest: @suithinkk Edited b...

CHS is joined by estrogenated internet sensation and woman(?) on the run, @Tr4nbie, to discuss the (then) breaking news of chickens coming to roost. (Recorded late September so some details may be out of date). DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A COMEDY PODCAST RUN BY AN UNHINGED DOLL. If the jokes are too much: grow some balls. Afterall, I did 🙄 Credits Hosted by @ czech.hu nter.schafer Guest: @Tr4nbie Edited...