Tea Slur ☕️

CHS & Bestie return after an unplanned hiatus to discuss the important issues I.e. what is a Poochinski, and why is it cvnt? Also, Bimini fish discourse 🐟 Credits Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & Bestie Edited by @evanfrancisjones

Transvestigators (as in, investigators who are trans, not investigators of trans people… although) CHS & Bestie finally put a magnifying glass to the British national treasure everyone thought untouchable, despite the presence of his little marmalade laden paw prints across decades of institutional filth. DON’T go down to the woods today, you won’t like his surprise.

CHS & Bestie discuss the recent UK Supreme Court decision that they’re biological blokes rather than ethereal divas. TW: distressing topics, as you can imagine.

Bestie’s back from surgery and filled with a raging lust for vengeance for what the royals did to Diana, The People’s Pronouns. Elsewhere, CHS recounts her exploits in the magical world of DnD.

Before Bestie’s big surgerina sojourn to Turkey, she and CHS address the big topics: namely, monkey movies and the mafia.

CHS & Bestie attempt to discuss the Grammys and the results may shock you! Also, the girls chat about their first crushes, cuckoldry, and their recent foray into roleplay (outside of the bedroom) with DnD.

CHS & Bestie discuss two rotted corpses (Nosferatu & the American empire) from their unique perspective (as two rotted corpses). *spoilers for Nosferatu!*

CHS & Bestie are checking their tina galls (divaslop translator:crystal balls) to give you their ins, outs, and predictions for 2025. The divas also revisit their predictions from yesteryear to answer definitively: are all transexual women witches? And if so, why can't they magic up some long term employment??

After a series of unfortunate events (including: technical difficulties, missing equipment, trade playing us so nasty etc) our divas persevered to serve you this fresh order of divaslop. The menu for this week? Trauma & Chaser Experiences (queue shocked gasps). Editors note: apologies for CHS' mic quality this week! She'll be back to her divalicious self next week.

After a long summer of bumping that bumping that bumping that, CHS and Bestie finally put brat to bed. After this, no more brat! I repeat, no more brat.

CHS and Bestie are joined by @DollDeranged for a special ooky spooky Halloween edition of Tea Slur. 🎃 The divas discuss all that goes bump in the night (bumping that bumping that bumping that bumping that)

The debut of the long awaited podcast that nobody asked for. This week, CHS and Bestie answer the burning questions of our time: Would Waluigi fw the dolls? Is Protestantism gay? And if a non binary person has pronouns with no one to hear them, are they valid?