TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

In light of the "PodFast" trend, Luke and Andrew listen to TBTL at various speeds to see if it ever becomes listenable. Also, after much consideration, Luke decides not to walk in Ric Flair's footsteps.

Andrew launches a new Twitter project while Luke battles a NyQuil hangover. Also, it turns out that Luke's troublesome guest on stage this weekend was even more trouble backstage.

Luke and Andrew witnessed an unusual altercation in a Chicago bar, and they leave no delicious detail untold. Plus, Luke's onstage interview with a very famous actor was....difficult.

Luke's favorite doctor/columnist/over-achiever claims that airlines should stop handing out cocktail napkins. Andrew couldn't disagree more. Plus, after day two of their public radio conference, Andrew realizes that he talks much too much. And, in a Friday edition of No Point Conversion, Luke wonders if Thursday Night Football is bad for NFL players.

Luke and Andrew are in Chicago for a public radio conference, and they're off to a rocky start. Luke is crippled with insecurity, and Andrew is crippled with a wounded tongue that just won't heal.

Andrew is back, with harrowing tales from the doctor's office (with some special musical accompaniment.) Luke is not thrilled with Twitter's new, expanded character limit. And it turns out that wine Luke was drinking yesterday....? It wasn't wine.

Andrew takes the day off, so Luke goes wild in New York City with his discount wines and, as the show title might indicate, his meatless salads.

Luke just landed in New York Jersey, and boy are his arms tired. He and Andrew discuss the neighbor who assaulted Rand Paul (Luke's got a theory on what caused that confrontation.) They also debate whether or not Andrew's new coffee creamer is an indicator of middle age.

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about the anonymous Twitter employee who deactivated President Trump's account on his way out the door. He and Andrew also discuss the best way to interview a cartoonist on stage in front of a lot of people. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekenend!

Rico Gagliano joins Luke and Andrew to talk about the final episode of The Dinner Party Download, which will tape in Seattle on November 16th. They also talk about why brunch is bad, but a Bob Dylan animated series would be good. Plus, Luke finds out that he's the recipient of a prestigious award.

We finally hear whether or not Luke and Carey's extremely extensive efforts to attract Trick or Treaters actually paid off. Plus, a TBTL conspiracy involving Chris Hayes has Luke and Andrew questioning every aspect of their perceived realities.

It's the 2017 TBTL Halloween Spooktacular! Parts of today's show also aired on Seattle public radio last night, and Luke and Andrew received some....let's say "strong" feedback this morning. Plus, as is tradition, they listen back to Dave Boze's real-life horror story as he told it to Luke and Jen 10 years ago.

Luke broke his face this weekend, but not how you think. He explains how he tried to hide the damage. Plus, Andrew quizzes him (with help from the New York Times) on holiday travel hacks. And they look back on an unusually exciting weekend of football in No Point Conversion. (Oh, also, the show is like two-and-a-half hours long. So buckle up, and drink plenty of water.)

Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he ate four hotdogs FOR HIS JOB yesterday. Andrew's fine with that. They also discuss a report that says Luke shouldn't try to think big thoughts while he's jogging, but Andrew's not having it. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Nick "No Nickname" Jarin swings by TBTL to talk Andrew through a significant life change. Plus, Patton Oswalt reacts PERFECTLY to a tweet that criticizes one of his jokes. And Amazon wants you to let delivery drivers into your house when you're not there. You cool with that?

Things get silly as Luke and Andrew discuss what Peter Frampton would sing about if he were Australian, why Andrew considers Luke to be the Albert Einstein of podcasting, and the best way to get eaten by a crocodile. Also, Andrew says some regrettable things about his great grandma.

Luke joins the show from New York City, where, it turns out, few salsas are actually mass produced. He and Andrew also discuss the anti-straw movement, how not to eat with chopsticks, and a doping scandal at the Iditarod.

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to try a dental experiment on himself. Plus, airplane stalking goes viral, and we get some dazzling details about those giant American flags that the NFL uses during games. And this week's No Point Conversion has Luke feeling good about the Seahawks and Andrew feeling very, very, very bad about the Cleveland Browns.

Luke and Andrew have a follicle follow-up after discovering Matthew McConaughey's secret to regrowing hair. Plus, Luke uncovers some mystery tape from a pivotal moment in TBTL history. And it's Friday, so get ready for some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew try to win over a new listener they just met on Twitter. It's not going well. Plus, Luke's been stalking reality show contestants, Matthew McConaughey's Power Stance raises some interesting questions about scientific research, and the CIA does social media.

The Great Darkness continues in Bellingham, Washington, where the Bay Kitty is searching for higher ground to escape to. Luke and Andrew also pay tribute to the Tragically Hip's Gord Downie, who passed away last night. And a very unusual event on Jeopardy! yesterday lands Andrew in the hot seat.

Luke and his boat survive day one of "The Big Dark" at Burbank Springs, despite all of Luke's efforts to electrocute himself. Also, when a cow gets loose in Brooklyn, it tests the local media's ability to stay with the story. And Andrew is struggling not to let another petty grievance ruin his Trucktober.

An airline that got bad press for freaking out its passengers mid-flight just did it again. Luke and Andrew discuss this and Andrew's increasing fear of flying. Plus, Luke's takes off his clothes in a parking garage, and no one even bothered to notice. And Seattle's last umbrella shop is closing.

Luke did something super cool yesterday, and now he thinks he's super cool. Plus, listeners weigh-in with follow-ups about creepin' on airplanes and bribing front desk clerks. And because it's Friday, we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke encounters a TSA agent with a 'tude, and the whole story gets Andrew's blood up. They also call Luke's mom, Susie, to ask her why she joined the TBTL Facebook group and if this means she's started listening to the podcast. And a huge brawl breaks out at an American Legion post very close to TBTL's heart.