TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the upcoming TBTL 10th Anniversary Celebration! Plus, we call listener Sara in South Carolina to find out the latest regarding her boss' missing cat. And we receive our first ever phone call from an airplane!

Luke shows up at Andrew's house after a Very Graphic Recording Session on the Savage Love podcast. Plus, a listener has a missing cat dilemma that could threaten their very job (the listener's, not the cat's).

New, credible stories of UFOs and mysterious alloys has Luke FREAKING OUT and questioning his entire worldview. Andrew is taking the news more in stride, but he does have an amazing idea for a comedy film about a group of ne'er-do-well fighter pilots. PLUS! We announce the date of the TBTL 10th anniversary show!

For the first time ever, Andrew is wondering if the City of Seattle is actually right for him. At least when it comes to bars. He and Luke discuss this along with other important matters, such as the difference between Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, whether Andrew insulted Andy Kindler on Twitter, and (of course) Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew wonder if we're being watched by aliens, and they talk about their strategies for using Google maps to lower their personal anxieties. Oh, and Luke had a situation at the airport. Must be a Thursday

There's a passive aggressive war going on among the Burbank pets, and a different passive aggressive war going on right outside Andrew's window. Plus, a group of Gawker writers are trying to raise money to buy their publication back, and the internet ruins a good short story published by The New Yorker.

Luke received an email today that he thinks is pretty annoying. He needs a ruling though, so Andrew breaks out his "judge's hammer" in a segment we're calling "Is This Annoying?" Plus, a listener gets hornswaggled at the deli and needs to vent.

The official color of 2018 has been announced, and Luke doesn't like it. But Andrew does. They also discuss a fancy dinner that would be Andrew's nightmare, and Carey joins the boys to discuss this weekend's disappointing football games (and Luke's stretchy-pants) in this week's installment of No Point Conversion.

Luke rolls into Walsh, Walsh & Doormat hepped up on too much coffee looking to discuss Viral Bros, The Human Blanket, and Mickey Avalon's Complicated Take On Gender.

Luke and Andrew discuss examples of "The Mandela Effect", where many people all seem to remember cultural events incorrectly, which leads to a conversation about why the Berenstain Bears used to wig Luke out. Plus, Andrew stumbles on a family mystery regarding his old skateboard, and Wendy's (the fast food chain) experiments with film criticism.

Luke and Andrew discuss some Skyjinx (woo!) after an airplane with broken toilets had to make an emergency landing in Montana. Luke wonders if the passengers could have just toughed it out. They also talk about expense reports, firmware updates, and cities that begin with the letter A.

Luke and Andrew return to basics with a 90 minute episode covering Luke's love/hate relationship with Alex Trebek, forgotten passwords, and why you shouldn't mix up the words "cathartic" and "catatonic". Plus, two stories of implosions gone wrong, and an accidental conversation about threats to journalism.

Luke and Andrew make TBTL history with the longest episode ever. They get more than a little help from David "The Last Burbank" Burbank and Rudy the Rude Dog. Topics include: An auto-correct mistake that has Luke worried about an email he sent to his boss, a rigorous debate about the movie "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, and -- of course -- the Seahawks dominant win in Sunday Night Foo...

Luke wants people to stop booing him on stage, but he doesn't know what to do about it, and Andrew is ZERO HELP. They also discuss another case of a mystery "Mad Pooper" who's terrorizing Orchard Park, NY. Budweiser is working with the International Space Station so someday we can drink beer on Mars. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew learn about a "picky eating" disorder that makes Andrew's issues with food seem almost normal. Meanwhile, Luke is trying to start a fight with the Kronos Quartet for some reason.

Luke and Andrew talk about the firing of Garrison Keillor and about other recent allegations against men abusing their power. It's an usually serious conversation for TBTL, but it's not all bad news: Luke's also got a gross new food he wants to tell you about, and Andrew is trying to create an alliance with one of his neighbors.

Luke discovers that he's been playing Monopoly wrong his entire life, and that you might be, too. Andrew is dealing with some in-app-purchase regret. And we hear from a listener who was the victim of an unlocked bathroom door.

Andrew's almost-perfect Thanksgiving was tarnished by a cat emergency that remains somewhat mysterious. Luke has an aggressive new plan to lose weight fast! And David Burbank (AKA "The Last Burbank", AKA "Luke's Real Brother") joins them to talk Seahawks, Browns and the Apple Cup in this week's No Point Conversion.

Luke and Andrew - with a little help from the officially unofficial TBTL archivist - trace back the origins of Luke's laser baldness helmet.

Japan's #1 Mixer Sean DeTore swings by the kitchens of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to help the gang create a very questionable Thanksgiving dish and to share stories of their biggest culinary disasters.

Luke and Andrew dive deep into the sewers to review the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Today's episode is part of our annual #PODCRAWL with our friends at Read It And Weep and The Flop House podcasts.

Andrew is dealing with some pre-Thanksgiving anxiety, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have advice for you regarding paper towels. He and Luke also compare notes on obsessive cleaning, unisex bathroom experiences, and why the pizza guy won't put black olives on Luke's dang pizza! Plus, David "The Last Burbank" Burbank joins the show to discuss the Seahawk's frustrating defeat in No Point Conversio...

Luke and Carey swing by the law studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to talk about iron lungs, Luke's latest skateboarding heroics, and why Netflix is making people cry in public. Also, Luke and Carey met Abraham Lincoln last week. For real.

Andrew shares his experiences after a follow-up visit to The Tongue Doctor. Luke drops some mad knowledge about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. And since it's Friday, we have Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew try to think up cool new mascot names for a Utah high school, and they visit with Brendan Francis Newnam from "The Dinner Party Download." Oh, and stick around for Luke's Billy-Corgan-Related-Radio-Interviewing Rabbit Hole buried at the end of the show.