Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

Blackmilkshake, the funniest podcast of the year is the only place where you can learn about the love life of a ladybug, Ray teaches Chinese algebra while learning from Jorma how to rhyme words. Meanwhile, Honzie will show you how to get yourself into rude magazines, Bill Clinton laughs his ass off and Dr. Brutus Himmler gets to the 'bottom' of all your hyper-sexual disorders. Giggles is good for...

Find out what American presidents really do on their day off., find out our reaction to recently getting in the podcast charts while learning the very best and worst ways to get home after a few too many blackmilkshakes and how to stop your unsatiable girlfriend's excessive sexual demands. #comedypodcast #sketches #bidenobamatrumpsketch #lostintranslation #howtogethomedrunnk #mickjaggertopclasssha...

Love is in the air for the Blackmilkshake boys. Greg wins a prize to learn Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques at the Russell Crowe Love Bureau and Lisa Morrow gives us the ins and outs of Turkish weddings while Morgan Freeman talks about why he has never played a white character. The boys talk holidays, Barry Humphries and why it's important to be over 5ft10 tall in a Turkish tunnel. #comedy #gladi...

In this holiday special Ray and Jorma delve into England's weirdest village with giggles galore, some mild Nazi eugenics, a stolen Scotch egg and some sex with Liam Neeson in a car park. #comedy #trimmedbushes #lickeyend #liamneeson #scotcheggs #dogging #christinamcmahon #timhallam #vagellarickrocks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The funniest podcast of the year brings you an unlicensed travelling bespoke bra-salesman, criminal psychiatology from the Dr. Brutus Himmler institute, and an unfortunate Dominos Pizza experience while we introduce the most famous author never to receive a penny from being read by millions of children across the country. A bumper special with giggles galore, good skills and a great guest, game-fo...

Donald Trump learns what a question is and launches his new cap for 2024. You can find out the past is the key to dogging village, Lickey End's modern weirdness. Meanwhile Honzie clears up the old debate of how July sex is different in the northern and southern hemispheres and we meet Randy, the appropriately named guinea pig. #donaldtrumpsketch #lgbtcaps #dogginginlickeyend #spoofhoroscopes #rand...

Learn what not to say to a middle-aged South American woman or if you share the same bathroom fantasies as Ray. Find out the lengths that Michael Corleone will go to to protect giggles. Meanwhile, Honzie, South Africa's top agony uncle gives some tough love to an anonymous employee of a prominent American psychiatologist. Giggles is good for you! #comedypodcast #honzie #lostintranslation #brutushi...

Ever wondered about Club 18-30 holidays for people who're in denial about their sexuality? Or perhaps you've always worried about the mechanics of a Turkish toilets for ladies with big bottoms. Maybe the great Cow vs Shark debate moooves you to tears? You'll find the solutions to all these problems and more in the latest madcap episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Meanwhile in Beastenders, Ph...

What lengths does a world champion need to go to, to keep that competitive edge? In this hilarious episode, World Toe Wrestling Champion, Ben ''Toe-tal Destruction'' Woodroffe reveals to you how surgical enhancement and bizarre body shaving rituals may or may not help you reach the dizzy heights of success and how to deal with the unwanted attention of foot fetishists and how Dwayne 'The Rock' Joh...

Jorma and Ray welcome you for more giggles from Istanbul. Find out what they make of Sam Smith's pronouns, hear an unusual compliment they get from Donald Trump and find out what not to say to a Turkish pharmacist during Covid. Meanwhile why not visit England in the spring with Greg as he stumbles down a lovers' lane in England's weirdest village, Lickey End and offers to lend assistance to a coup...

In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, travel writer and special guest Lisa Morrow shares with you the secrets of life in Turkey. Find out your true feelings about law and order and if there is, indeed, such a thing as victimless crime in Criminal Minds BS, catch our exclusive interview with Danny 'Headhunter' Preston whose rock 'n' roll lifestyle once saw him beat a man to death with...

The first Pubcast of 2023 sees Ray and Jorma have the tables turned on them as the special guest is actually the host! Claremorris radio host, Eleanor Prendergast, quizzes them about their lives and their friendship. A must-listen for all Shakers with the boys sharing celebrity anecdotes about Louis Walsh and Tom Cruise, while Honzie returns from suspension holiday to deal with more of your person...

Meet Christina McMahon, whose cringey ''Tender Tinder Ballad'' went viral and saw her embarrass a big name on Ireland's Got Talent. Why not join Jim McDonald, Honzie, Greg the Cleaner locked in a pub for Christmas? And the Lickey End Broadcasting Company brings breaking news of Scotch Eggs, untrimmed bushes and dog dirt from England's weirdest village. Plus our new monthly feature Inside and Out i...

Am I Irish Yet - Yomyulery 1 welcomes author and magazine editor Morag Prunty discussing her Irish identity and romance with a young Take That That as well as sizzling seasonal chat. Liam Neeson is back putting the Cringle back in Christmas with a flirty Vagella Rick-Rocks and Dr. Brutus Himmler determines whether Ray is psychiatologically fit to spend Christmas with humans. Mince pies and Turkey...

Winter’s on its way but the Blackmilkshake boys are still bringing you the sunshine. Honzie gives some right royal advice to warring brothers, Tom Godfrey talks pantomime, the lads learn about cattle prods and offers they can’t refuse, while Ray’s red-headedness is pushed to the limit in Ginger Corner. #pantomime #istanbul #cattleprods #speechbubbles #williamandharry #psychiatology #lickeyend #god...

Ghosts and ghouls galore as Jorma and Ray Creep It Real. See if Ray can avoid incarceration as he undergoes Psychiatological Profiling. Meanwhile DJ Tim Hallam talks about the nostalgia and passion of 12 inches in a sleeve plus you can learn about Liam Neeson's recent summer romance in a major world exclusive interview. Meanwhile check what Gladiator star, Russell Crowe and a Scouse plumber are do...

In this titillating episode, comedian Bob Hennigan warns of the frustration of trying to pay a fine under the name of Robert and how ADHD has helped his career. Sultry TV chef Vagella Rick-Rocks talks forced rhubarb and gets angry with her pussy, while Ray discusses his most meaningful erection plus all the usual shenanigans and a couple of scoops of intoxication along the way. Good Skills! #Irela...

This episode sees the boys narrowly escape a buggering during a cookery lesson. Find out how a slip of the tongue can lead to an involuntary masturbatory confession in Lost In Translation. Coronation Street's favourite drunken Ulsterman gets 'a dig in the bake when he's down' and there's only one solution open to him. South African mystic and agony uncle, Honzie answers your letter and explains ho...

In that 'difficult second album', Jorma and Ray return with some consumer advice from Coronation Street's Jim McDonald, Liam Neeson shares his "One Night In Paris" confession, veteran entertainer Leonard Lafferty regales us with tales of Mafiosi Hobbits and Honzie returns with more Horoscope scamming. On top of that, you'll learn what not to call a car in Spain, why Polar Bears are really Irish an...

Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast welcomes you a typical night down the local juicer, James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul. Sketches, banter, games from Jorma and Ray and a hundred thousand welcomes to you all. Coronation Street's favourite drunken Irishman shows you how to lose a respectable business, Honzie the backpacking South African astronomer reads your horoscopes and we find ourselves Taken Liam...