Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

From Texas to Tarmacking. From sourdough to Sligo. It’s Istanbullocks. You’ve been warned Ray’s lost in a fairy ring somewhere west of Galway, Morgan Freeman’s reads a tennis poem ''Balls'' and segues into Sue Barker fantasies, while Liam Neeson is pitching Breaking Bread — a Ballymena crime drama about a sick chemistry teacher who illegally peddles gluten-free soda farls - any similarities with B...

Summer’s here — and everyone’s thrilled… except a furious Galway sex shop owner named Dave. Ray takes us on a wild tour through the erotic aisles of Laura Jane Boutique—brace yourself, it’s not for the faint-hearted. Doris Freeman spills the tea on why her husband Morgan is sulking, while Morgan himself delivers a surprisingly heartfelt spoken word on spirituality, grief, and whisky. Sam Smith ret...

In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks , things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End. Jorma belts out “The Rambler” , a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame. True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay...

Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.) Expect: – A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife – A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns – A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax peng...

He's back. He’s brooding. He’s possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches. This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks , who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios. Along the way, Liam overs...

Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names. Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret. Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself...

The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun. 'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma. Highlights: Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives. Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains ho...

Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray. Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketami...

Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future? All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!! #ChristmasShow #Comedy #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #Mo...

In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman. Highlights: Liam Neeson Returns : The iconic actor and raconteur chats about his latest project—a land shark horror film, "Jowls." Is it the next "Jaws" or something tru...

In this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks , the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse. Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-s...

In the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners. School Days Shenanigans: Jorma takes a trip down memory lane, recounting giving his maths teacher a nervous breakdown as a not so innocent 12 year old. R...

Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week. 1. Introduction & Banter Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity partie...

Segments: Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction Featured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news. What to expect Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge Morgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge." True or False A fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questi...

The boys are back in town! 1. Welcome and Introduction: Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists. 2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden) Joe Bid...

This week: – Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak sing a tearjerking self-penned duet. – A serial killer hosts a dinner party — but who’s doing the dismembering? – An infertile Irishman offers his services to two lesbians for an entire year. – Plus: heartfelt chat about losing a beloved pet Song: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma Kirkko Sketch: Writte...

While Ray Mac lounges like a sun-kissed lizard somewhere mysterious, Jorma holds the (Venetian) fort from sunny Chania, Crete with controversial Irish artist Jamie T. Murphy co-hosting from Wexford, Ireland. It's a summer special packed with sketches, poetry, and stories you probably wouldn’t hear on the BBC. Jamie turns the tables and interviews Jorma, leading to a chaotic mix of nonsense and nos...

In today's show special guests, comedy-writer and musician Jamie T. Murphy and bookshop owner, Wally O'Neill talk about how they help people suffering from addictions, mental health and homelessness in their home-town of Wexford, while the politicians do nothing. The pair are launching their own podcast next week, 'Ya alright Hun?' where people tell their real-life stories of mental illness and ad...

1. Welcome and Introduction: Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys. 2. Chickpeas and Rat Boys Chickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all th...

"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton. The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile Journal Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called Bruce Is The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks ab...

In this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of belly laughs and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazine Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts. Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and ques...

''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis   Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.     #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch  #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #Wel...

''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes. Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul. #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #...

''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam Neeson For the transcript please click here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z2tPDLkDshWsRGAzX_nFp8g0eEXCZ8OW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=true Episode Highlights: 1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro * Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious...

Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump’s court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift? We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics.&nbs...