Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

If you've ever suffered from life-threatening man-flu., our suffering heroes, Jorma and Ray, will show you how you can still have a laugh. Ray is bedridden with hotflushes and wonders if the menopause is contagious, while Jorma presents the show ,struggling for breath, from a mountain village in Greece. #ManFluMayhem. Ray's mind takes a wild turn as he undergoes psychiatological profiling, confess...

In this hilarious Halloween special, the legendary Morgan Freedman delivers a hauntingly beautiful Halloween poem, setting the spooky tone. #HalloweenPoetry #MorganFreeman Prepare for some spine-tingling laughter as Loud Grossman takes you on a voyeuristic journey, as he Sees Through The Arsehole into an unpleasant celebrity's house but can you guess who it is? #LoudGrossman #CelebritySecrets The...

In this award-winning episode, Oz and Dennis from Auf Wiedersehen Pet outwit Vladimir Putin, creating comedic chaos! #AufWiedersehenPet #PutinPranks Morgan Freeman takes on Instagram for banning his poetry in America - a poetic punchline for the ages. #MorganFreeman #InstagramPoetry Johnny Logan's return haunts Jorma in the best/worst way, and Lisa Morrow unveils Turkish hammams' secrets, while th...

How far does self-identification go in 2023? What's the connection between amphibious pets and hotdogs in the sun? What did André The Giant do better than anyone else on earth? And does Ray need batteries for his 'plug-ins'? The lads will answer all these questions in their totally unique and hilarious manner with the usual mix of pub banter and self-penned comedy sketches, celebrity poetry and a...

In this episode of Blackmilkshake, hosts Jorma and Ray bring their signature, absurd, feel-good humour to your ears as they delve into a range of entertaining topics with their unique take on psychological profiling, celebrity poetry and South African horoscopes by a man in a hoodie. Morgan Freedman gets a request for a poem about the Immortality of crabs, but did he choose the right kind of crabs...

In the fortieth episode, Morgan Freeman reads one of his own poems about the autumn, that's 'about life and deep stuff like that', Tom Bruise writes to Honzie for some advice on the ethics of being punched by a Z-List Australian, Greg, the reluctant lothario develops an itch when he 'urinates with his penis' as he and Emily decide that Nadine Dorries really must be informed immediately. Meanwhile,...

Loud Grossman looks through the arsehole but can you guess which celebrity's home it is? Morgan Freeman presents a song about a gay pirate who longs to be a florist and the birthday boys discuss why there are no snakes in Ireland and Russell Brand: no smoke without fire (geddit?) #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #blackhumour #gaypiratesong #morganfreemanpresents #loydgrossmanparody #...

In this episode we'll learn what not to say to a stranger in an American bar, we'll have exclusive audio of Donald Trump trying to convict a crab of stealing a coconut and Morgan Freeman shares a love poem he wrote about his wife that's either a masterpiece or a mantlepiece. The boys are in the local juicer talking misheard song lyrics, why curry is banned in England and the lengths a vain geograp...

The boys are back in a buzzing local juicer taking you on a journey of merry banter, sketches and celebrity guests including Bill Clinton and Morgan Freeman who introduces Vagella's virtuoso vocal talent with her new single that's sure to be your 'bag'. Meanwhile, the boys discuss dartboards, awkwardly mispronounce beer names and Honzie is back with his hopeless horoscopes and invites you to a par...

Where else are you going to hear Morgan Freeman reciting a rude poem, a Lickey End woman desperately seeking love that inadvertently lets a Nazi potato out of the bag, an eleven year deconstructing shawarma, find out what Gandhi was really like or see what Patrick was doing driving around with a van full of monkeys? Join us from a packed James Joyce Irish Pub in downtown Istanbul for half an hour...

It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs. This week's show is fuller than an NHS dentist's waiting list. Find out why the ladies love Milk Tray and how to behave when you accidentally find yourself at a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare your blushes. Tune in for all this and more on this week’s e...

The latest gigglesome installment of Blackmilkshake gives us an exclusive insight into James Corden's private life: his Norwegian dream, mashed potato scandal and the dangers of doing a Zoom call while idly watching adult cinema We'll also get a sneak preview of BK's latest ad for their new Walloper burger and explore why Bugger King's advertising is all based on being 'slightly better than McDona...

May the mirth continue! Mission Improbable star, Tom C Bruise drops in to discuss flying carpet sellers, aliens, psychiatology, why Turkish women are a good catch and ends up meeting an unlikely champion of women's rights when he tells an Aussie interviewer to put his manners back in. Meanwhile. Honzie, the world-famous astrolomer predicts a 'sex month' for Leo-Vertigos and gives inside tips on ho...

In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, Jorma and Honzie discuss the seductive powers of their new vehicle AKA the MILF Machine, and Donald Trump finds he can vote for himself from the desert island, if only he can listen to Chris, his talking dog long enough not to vote DeSantis. Meanwhile Honzie explains the romantic values of smoking Dagga while we receive Breaking News about a team...

Ever wanted to know how not to offend a Turkish person and why 31 is such a controversial number in Turkish? Arnold Schwarzenegger drops in to discuss family life and recent legal battles, while Kelvin Sbacey promotes his new charity for men's mental health and Rhianna runs naked through a farmer's field. #comedyinterviews #comedy #podcast #arnoldschwarzenegger #kevinspaceyimpression #rhianna #rud...

Pour yourself a G+T, slap on the sunscreen and join us and the best of the guests for a sizzling summer special episode of laughter and captivating stories! First up is comedian Bob Hennigan, who takes us on a wild ride discussing speeding fines and the art of getting pissed off in a Post Office and needing a poo. The feasty feisty author and Editor Morag Prunty joins us, bringing tales of romance...

Join us for a naughty festival of mirth and merriment where we discuss why some 70's suburban gardens had Pampas grass, fat lads, Huw Edwards and Bill Wyman's love lives, and an Australian listener telling us how he accidentally offered a diplomat, "man's milk". And as if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris get three wishes on their desert island retreat. Will Chris be allo...

Ray Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma . In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a...

In the latest giggle-inducing episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast, Jorma and Ray will answer almost everything you need to know about the surprising kindness of Turkish vets, horse-race fixing by psychics, moving house in a hurry, mastering self-love with a slug. Meanwhile poor Greg the ornithologist finds himself at the police station after discovering more than just bird's eggs in the...

Make sure you've got your laughing trousers on as our hilarious hosts welcome the incredibly talented singer and self-confessed 'ginger hooligan', Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook. In this side-splitting interview, Kim explains how lockdown soul-searching took her from stagnating in a dull job to fulfilling her dream on the folk music scene and how she found her voice. Meanwhile, the boys test her knowle...

In the 25th hilarious episode, the Blackmilkshake boys discuss the pros and cons of smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's door handle and whether Madonna's really a philanthropist. Meanwhile, disgraced politicos Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon are rumoured to be on the run to join Mar-A-Lago's Commander and Chief and his talking dog, Chris for a game of 'Donald's Desert Island Dicks'. See how Don...

In this rib-ticklingly ripper episode of "Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast," Jorma and Mysterious Desmond take their listeners on a journey of laughter with our feline friends - don't ask meow we do it! The feline theme takes us on a chariot ride through Norse mythology to the streets of Istanbul and on to female self-pleasuring, leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of feel-good craic. Who love...

Jorma Kirkko and special guest presenter Mysterious Desmond take you on a comic journey involving banter about horserace fixing with roofies; witch doctors cursing misbehaving vaginas, and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus we introduce Chris The Talking Dog, who finds himself LOST on a desert island with Donald Trump. Even a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening. EPISODE SEGME...

Just how easy is it to find yourself on the wrong side of the law when hairdryers and women's bras are involved? How long does it take for sphincter muscles to relax during monthly polygraph probings? Which one of the boys wet himself just before the show and what on earth does Whale Oil Beef-Hooked mean? All will be revealed by Jorma and Ray in the first anniversary episode of Blackmilkshake Come...

Join Ray and Jorma in this side-splitting comedy podcast episode featuring close shaves at the circus and a camping trip gone awry. Laugh along as Honzie's attempts to impress Vagella, the ringmaster's assistant, can only be described as 'taking the piss'. Meanwhile, a listener shares a hilarious tale of misunderstood accents, resulting in costly and comical consequences. Get ready for giggles, go...