Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

Episode 229 is all over the map—in the best way possible. This week, we’re debating the only Olympics that actually matter: if every animal competed, which species walks away with the most gold medals? We also imagine a world where everyone wakes up famous overnight, decide which modern invention we’d use to completely blow the minds of someone from the year 1200, and settle the surprisingly impor...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, we tackle the question that could reshape democracy forever: if every animal got one vote, who becomes President of Earth? The answer starts with gorillas, takes a hard left into insect super PACs, and somehow gets even weirder from there. We also debate whether unlimited free gas beats never waiting in line again, figure out which historical figure would...

A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed as Andrew and Joseph tackle the impossible anatomy question of whether it’s worse to be 10 years old fr...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers. First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead with only a sword? Then we debate the ethical implications of having the power to make anyone instantly...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff. Would discovering alie...

Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room while pretending everything is normal. This week’s Therapy Questions spiral completely out of control:...

Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch. This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into chaos: * Turning random objects edible (yes, we regret some of the answers) * A truly cursed “burp vs s...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod 🎙️ We’re back with another chaotic blend of real-world headlines and completely unserious debates that somehow feel way too real. We kick things off with this week’s Therapy Questions™ — the kind that sound harmless until you realize they expose everything about you: * Are you the “you too” at the wrong time person… or the fake wave-back victim? * Would yo...

Tonight we dive headfirst into the modern epidemic of emotional vanishing acts… and the slow, painful evolution from “potential lover” to “just bro.” Yeah it’s that kind of episode. The boys break down ghosting, situationships, and the subtle art of being downgraded in real time. Plus, we hit a fresh batch of Therapy Questions that get way too real, way too fast: Intro + Outro Music: “Control//Bre...

We’re back on that bullshit 😤 This week, the boys dive headfirst into some of the most chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged Therapy Questions yet. Would you rather expose yourself as a walking red flag… or live life as a painfully boring green one? Things spiral quickly as we debate delusion vs reality, childhood fight scenarios, and the absolute WORST possible first date moments. (Spoiler:...

Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) are back with another chaotic breakdown of the week’s headlines, hot takes, and absolutely unqualified opinions. This episode dives straight into the madness—from Jesse Watters catching heat for his “look in the mirror” moment, to escalating global tensions as Israel signals long-term plans in southern Lebanon, and the military...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie are asking the questions that absolutely no therapist would approve of but somehow feel deeply important anyway as well as discussing the state-of-play in current world events. Music: Intro: Yukon - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Justin Bieber Cover) Outro: Summer Solstice - Mr. Goody Two Sh...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie discuss rising gas prices during the Iran conflict, wild fast food mascot hypotheticals, resurrecting extinct animals (but as roommates), villain life coaches, main character uniforms, and much more!! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: URL To Her Body - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (My Boy Arlo Cover) Therapy Questions...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Gere For Another Wild One! Poker, Police, Fighting Presidents, Mushrooms, Spaceships, and More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Trap Queen - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Fetty Wap Acoustic Cover) The Middle - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Jimmy Eat World Acoustic Cover) Therapy Questions: ​You have to fight one U.S. pre...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Joseph’s Vegas Craps Strategy, California Dispensaries In Their Golden Age, Therapy Questions, The United States and Israel War With Iran, Resurrecting The Wooly Mammoth, Texas Politics, and Much More!! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Break Me - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Blake Whiten Cover) Therapy Quest...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Trump’s The State Of The Union Speech, Mexico’s Cartel Violence After El Mencho Death, Cuba Firing Upon Boat From Florida, Energy Habits That Cause Arguments, Mr. Goody’s Poker Run, and Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Intro Song: Woman - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Matt Schuster Cover) Outro Song: Hawa...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Edibles and Dating, Mr. Goody’s Poker Tournament Win, Therapy Questions, Meta’s Targeting of Teens, Backcountry Avalanche Hitting Skiers, Winter Olympics 2026 Controversy, 7 Worst Presidential Nominees Ever, and Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below. Music: Sexy Can I - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Ray J Acou...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Therapy Questions and Topics Provided Below. Music: Stay For Awhile by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Victor Ray Cover) Therapy Questions: ​ $ 20 million but your friend turns into a baby and you have to raise them until they are 18 years old. Would you do it? What friend are you picking? ​ Would you rather every time you sho...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Therapy Questions and Topics Provided Below. Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather have to deny 9/11 every time it’s mentioned and show your proof which is just a video of the towers being hit in reverse or Deny the Holocaust so hard that you write a book called the “Liar-y Of Anne Frank”?...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie CoHost Another Amazing Episode. Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Let’s Be Friends by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Sammy Rash Cover) ROS by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Mac Miller Acoustic Cover) Therapy Questions: ​Which one of us would survive the longest in the wilderness? ​Which one of us would handle being famous better...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Iranian Protests, I.C.E. In The United States, Trump Investigating Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, A.I. Fraud, and Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Maxed Out by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather have a cloud pillow or a weighted blanket that whispers enco...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Venezuela, Nvidia’s New Autonomous Car Technology, Trump’s Phone Or Lack Thereof, The 25 Worst Netflix Shoes Of All Time And Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Provided Below. Music: Drill Baby Drill by Mr Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​If you could remove one social norm forever, which one causes t...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins Discuss Epic Battle Scenarios, German Bank Heist, Somali Daycares, Seafood Heists, Stefon Diggs and Much More. Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Kinda Crazy by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Who Wins? 25 untrained humans vs. 1 medieval knight in full armor. (Knight has a sword. Humans have fear.) ​Who Wins? 1 gorilla...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: ​50 raccoons with human-level intelligence vs. 1 sober, motivated MMA fighter, Who Wins? (No weapons. Raccoons can coordinate. ​Would you rather your car drive itself but gossip about you or refuse to drive unless you compliment it? ​Would you rather your dreams be narrated by Cardi B or David At...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins Discuss The Diddy Documentary, Julia Styles vs. Kirsten Dunst vs. Claire Danes, Therapy Questions, and Current Events. Questions and Article Links Provided Below. Music: Yukon by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Justin Bieber Cover) Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather your handwriting change fonts each day or your voice change accents? ​Would you rath...