Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

A 🌊 THE BLUE WAVE TURNED INTO A TSUNAMI… AND THE ELEPHANTS CAN’T SWIM! 🐘💀 Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — Episode #245 Well, that escalated quickly. Election Night 2026 delivered a political ass-whooping for the ages, and Mr. Goody Two Shoes and OldManHuggie are diving headfirst into the wreckage. The red wave? Wiped out. The political establishment? Shell-shocked. The elephant graveyard? Standi...

How do you become a small-town legend with $500 and 48 hours and how does someone decide $769,000 in diamonds belongs in their stomach? Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) return for another episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod , where Therapy Questions turn into arguments nobody prepared for. This week: winning over an entire town, choosing one belief the who...

Money can buy influence but can it buy a sense of humor? In “How to Buy Friends and Influence People,” Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) take on Elon Musk’s business and political influence through the lens of Kara Swisher’s commentary, a viral attack ad from Vivek Ramaswamy’s campaign, and California parents facing charges following their children’s e-moto acc...

Should freedom before trial come with a price tag? Andrew and Joseph welcome back Ken W. Good, Texas bail attorney and board member of the Professional Bondsmen of Texas, back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod for an update on our conversation about cash bail and the debate over eliminating it. At the heart of the issue: how should America decide who stays behind bars and who goes home while awaitin...

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Back for Another One Like They’re DJ Khaled Therapy Questions: How many extra years of life would make giving up your favorite food forever worth it? For science, you can give every toddler in America one identical adult-level ability. Which ability produces the most interesting results? How many pillows on a bed is obj...

Todd Rundgren , we gotta get you a woman—and possibly take your microphone away. On Episode 240 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod , Andrew Schultz ( Mr. Goody Two Shoes ) and Joseph Huggins ( OldManHuggie ) unpack Rundgren’s shots at Taylor Swift and his theory that video games helped female pop stars take over music. You don’t have to be a Swiftie to recognize when someone’s turned an interview int...

Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle You can spend all day perfecting your jawline, but you can’t control the angle the news takes. Andrew and Joseph get into the serious allegations facing looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular, his online persona, and the strange world that made him famous. Elsewhere, Trump tells a CNN reporter she shouldn’t be at the United Nations, a pro-Trump festival collapses...

Hunter Biden has officially entered the meme-coin casino and naturally, he’s cashing in on the laptop scandal that refused to die. This week, Andrew and Joseph break down the launch of Hunter’s Laptop Coin , why some battleground Republicans are suddenly skipping a Trump-backed midterm convention , and the TSA’s new experiment allowing people without plane tickets through airport security. Plus, T...

The internet may have finally reached peak absurdity. This week, Andy and Huggie investigate Daejon Love the alleged fake NFL player who somehow fooled his way into internet fame and celebrate George Santos becoming the first person in history to receive a lifetime ban from Kalshi . Apparently, when Congress expels you and a prediction market says you’re too shady, you’re officially operating at a...

This week, we honor the incomparable Dolly Parton and celebrate the music, wit, generosity, and one-of-a-kind spirit that made her a cultural icon. Then the conversation takes several hard turns as we examine the Lindsay Clancy trial, the arrest of 49ers owner Jed York in an alleged prostitution sting, and a disturbing study revealing the prevalence of CTE among deceased former NFL players. Plus,...

Thank you for calling Earth. Your planet is very important to us. Please remain on the line while humanity continues making everything significantly weirder. This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph decide who should represent Earth’s customer service department, devise a one-year plan to turn Grandma into an internet celebrity, upgrade their bodies with animal parts, and deter...

This week, Andrew and Joseph are asking the important Therapy Questions : If every historical figure got one podcast episode, who would break the internet? What’s the first thing humanity would do if unicorns turned out to be real? Which decade would have the most annoying personality? And if every billionaire had to start over with only $100, who would claw their way back to the top first? Then t...

How fast can life go completely off the rails? This week, we’re testing that theory. We kick things off with another round of Therapy Questions , including: * What’s the most useless skill you’d instantly master? * If Earth had one official mascot, who gives humanity our best shot? * Which historical event deserves a modern sports broadcast? * And which internet conspiracy would you finally want t...

What do Chinese humanoid robots, pepper-spraying security drones, nationwide airline outages, and Reddit existing during the Roman Empire all have in common? Absolutely nothing… which is exactly why we’re talking about all of it. This week, the guys break down the latest headlines, including raging wildfires, schools experimenting with pepper-spraying drones as an active-shooter response, the U.S....

This week, we’re serving up a combo meal of bad decisions, bizarre headlines, and the internet’s favorite game: asking questions nobody can answer without immediately starting an argument. In this week’s Therapy Questions, humanity gets exactly 30 seconds to impress an advanced alien civilization… what do we show them? Which chain restaurant would become the most powerful sovereign nation? If ever...

Episode 230 is here, and this week we’re asking the kinds of questions that somehow start as harmless hypotheticals… and end in full-blown societal collapse. What happens when every animal suddenly becomes as smart as humans and which species immediately starts the first war? If civilization had to reboot from scratch with only one profession left alive, who’s carrying humanity across the finish l...

Episode 229 is all over the map—in the best way possible. This week, we’re debating the only Olympics that actually matter: if every animal competed, which species walks away with the most gold medals? We also imagine a world where everyone wakes up famous overnight, decide which modern invention we’d use to completely blow the minds of someone from the year 1200, and settle the surprisingly impor...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, we tackle the question that could reshape democracy forever: if every animal got one vote, who becomes President of Earth? The answer starts with gorillas, takes a hard left into insect super PACs, and somehow gets even weirder from there. We also debate whether unlimited free gas beats never waiting in line again, figure out which historical figure would...

A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed as Andrew and Joseph tackle the impossible anatomy question of whether it’s worse to be 10 years old fr...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers. First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead with only a sword? Then we debate the ethical implications of having the power to make anyone instantly...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff. Would discovering alie...

Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room while pretending everything is normal. This week’s Therapy Questions spiral completely out of control:...

Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch. This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into chaos: * Turning random objects edible (yes, we regret some of the answers) * A truly cursed “burp vs s...

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod 🎙️ We’re back with another chaotic blend of real-world headlines and completely unserious debates that somehow feel way too real. We kick things off with this week’s Therapy Questions™ — the kind that sound harmless until you realize they expose everything about you: * Are you the “you too” at the wrong time person… or the fake wave-back victim? * Would yo...

Tonight we dive headfirst into the modern epidemic of emotional vanishing acts… and the slow, painful evolution from “potential lover” to “just bro.” Yeah it’s that kind of episode. The boys break down ghosting, situationships, and the subtle art of being downgraded in real time. Plus, we hit a fresh batch of Therapy Questions that get way too real, way too fast: Intro + Outro Music: “Control//Bre...