Talk of the Haunted House: A Scary Movie Podcast

After 103 episodes breaking down Horror Movies, we now hand out our Awards! In this episode we will Award these films Biggest Surprise, Biggest Letdown, Most Overrated, Most Underrated, Ultimate Winner, Ultimate Loser, Ultimate Scare, Ultimate Kill, and our personal Top & Bottom 5 Movies! Also, we will break all of the ties on our All-Time Scary Movie List & discuss what we each learned fr...

Who is the scariest, deadliest, most lethal, most violent horror movie villain of all-time? Well, we are one step closer to that answer with the face-off of... Freddy vs. Jason (2003)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the horror icon matchup, Freddy's use of Jason, & what icons could have been a part of this feud! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest mom...

Is someone walking really slow, looking blue, and brainless? Well, then you are experiencing the... Dawn of the Dead (1978)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the impossibility of dying in this movie, the ease at which these zombies are killed, and problematic skin color? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Fast Walkers...

Do you like hugs? Well then, you should answer that random distress call and you very well might get a very intimate face hug from an... Alien (1979)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the unique birthing process, sweating milk, & cracks and cats?! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Pussy vs. Cat Lovers) and lost (...

It's our 100th Episode and what better way to celebrate than with the conclusion to an iconic franchise and horror villain with... Halloween Ends (2022)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown Michael's weakness late in life, the not-so-unique storyline, and the possibility of living through a meat grinder! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the m...

Every good horror franchise needs a fitting trilogy to wrap things up, even if there are more to come. Will everyone make it our alive, or will we lose some of our beloved favorites in... Scream 3 (2000)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown complicated family dynamics, a more deadly Ghostface, and some of the worst bangs you might ever see! In addition, what are the scariest &a...

You might want to do the right thing and help people around you, but don't get yourself caught up in a biohazard catastrophe, or you could have the same fate as those in... Rec (2007)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the fastest acting infection of all time, the extremely realistic "every man" cast, and the sustainability of this apartment building! In additio...

Did a starnger just show up in your life? Did people start killing and dying around you? If so, maybe it's... The Wailing (2016)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the reverse twist of this film, the impressive production features without going over the top, and racism being much more acceptable in Korea? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the mo...

Have you been haunted for years? Have murders taken place on your property? Is an old woman appearing around your home? It's time for you.... or the malevolent entity... to receive... The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown what the evil spirit that is possessing and harassing the family actually is, a 30-year-old posing as a 22-year old, and w...

Do you know where your kids are at 2:17 in the morning? Are they asleep in their beds, or are they on their way to a witch to become... Weapons (2025)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the big witchcraft reveal, soup as a lifesaver, and if cheating on our wife is generally relevant? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (...

You think you can just commit awful sins, enjoy summertime, hang with friends, party, and move on with your life? Think again... because... I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the hook as a weapon, the hook wielding killer's motivations, and his part-time gig as a magician? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in...

It's summertime! You know what that means! Late nights, time by the water, and getting revenge at... Sleepaway Camp (1983)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the camp's questionable hiring policies, the strength of children, and a unique twist on a classic camp slasher. In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Angela's Stren...

Do you want to do something illegal or cruel, just go ahead and do it. If anyone catches you just claim... The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown in the most depth yet, the shortcomings of the Catholic Church, the totally relaxed northeast justice system, and Big Gazebo. In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the...

Be careful about who you let in to the party, because some want to steal your magic and be their own... Sinners (2025)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the power of black music, the power of doorways, and the best sacks you'll ever see! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Vampire Integrity vs. "Going Down Tow...

Don't flirt with that new person next door, because they could be an ancient vampire feasting on blood, so make sure you... Let the Right One In (2008)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they breakdown the confusing sexual identity of Eli, what going steady really means, and the impressive, albeit rare, special effects! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the mo...

The Catholic Church is back at it on Talk of the Haunted House, with one of their most famous figures turning terrifying in... The Nun (2018)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the lack of awareness our main characters have, Christ's blood still being available, and why do demons need physical passages into the physical world? In addition, what are the scariest & funnie...

If you wake up and don't see anyone around and the world is in disarray, the world might have turned and society fell in just... 28 Days Later (2002)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the difference in these 'zombies', men immediately falling to their evil tendencies, and debate if Selena was just waiting for an opportunity to kill Mark. In addition, what are the s...

Do you like antiques? Well, avoid this childhood toy, or you might just kill everyone you know with... The Monkey (2025)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the whitest of black comedies, swinging relatives, & unbelieveable deaths! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Deadbeat Dads vs. Death) and lost (Chip vs. Lack of...

Do you feel past your prime? Old? Ugly? Saggy? Well, don't go workout or eat well, just take... The Substance (2025)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the message of Hollywood hating the old, Gary Busey making a guest appearance, and showing you those Mubis! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Pfizer vs. TV Execs) and lo...

If there's a Valentine's Day dance in town this year, just avoid it, or you could just be... My Bloody Valentine (1981)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the motivation to honor one's father's killer, the effectiveness of the pickaxe as a weapon, and women being blamed for everything! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who d...

If you get a home that seems too good to be true, ask if anyone has been murdered there so you aren't the next victim of... The Grudge (2004)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss what The Grudge actually is, the back and forth storyline, and one of the biggest twists/reveals in cinema history! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we t...

Are you obsessed with someone who doesn't want you? That's ok, just threaten to kill everyone they love and wipe out the entire city until they choose to be with you, just like the toxic... Nosferatu (2024)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the chest blood sucking, sunlight looking like moonlight, & necrophilia? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in...

When you think of Christmas you might think about red & green, but what about yellow? Well, you will think about yellow this holiday if you watch... Black Christmas (2006)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the newer spin on the yuletide slasher, super ugly "women" & this movie's hatred for eyeballs! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie...

It's the holiday season, a time to be with family and loved ones, but make sure you check in on those extended relatives before the festivities or you could be in grave danger during... The Visit (2015)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss cutting off family members, mixing horror and comedy, & granny ass. In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie...

Carve up the turkey, bring out the stuffing and sides and avoid a murder spree this... Thanksgiving (2023)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss slashers to be thankful for, feeling bad for a cheating killer, & some of the most holiday-inspired kills you will ever see! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Douchebags that...