Talk of the Haunted House: A Scary Movie Podcast

Ever heard of the Night Stalker? Well, get ready for a porn-driven version in... MaXXXine (2024)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the unique storyline choices, MaXXXine's take on feminism, & why a church would try to fight for God by murdering Hollywood? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Old School Feminism vs. Se...

Michael is back in Haddonfield to slaughter the townspeople for some reason and show off his new assassain techniques in... Halloween Kills (2021)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss one of the worst horror movies of all time, how Michael became a covert assassain, & the choice to make the townspeople the protagonists! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moment...

Look at that grin... it's terrifying. Run or you might just be the next victim in... Smile 2 (2024)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the Smile Entity's invincibility, one of the greatest horror acting performances of all time, and should more dancers be used in horror films? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Skye's Th...

Art the Clown thrives in Spooky SZN, but now, there's no escaping him even during Christmas time in... Terrifier 3 (2024)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Art's evolution to being even funnier & more evil, how this franchise is actually improving with each movie, and do we have two GOATs battling? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who...

We all have an origin story, even creepy children & porcelain dolls. We discover one of the most famous haunted object stories with... Annabelle: Creation (2017)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the different Annabelle's, grip strength, the jampacked scares, & Ester's lazy, bedridden existence! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Wh...

Leatherface is considered a horror icon... but did you know he got soft and turned into a simp in... The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)?! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the cannibalistic family's Looney Tunes turn, Leatherface's chainsaw penis substitute, & grandma's mommy milkers?! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we...

Just when you thought you could finally get some shuteye in the mental hospital... Freddy returns because he just doesn't give up in... A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Freddy returning to his dream roots, the continued ingenuity of Nightmare franchise kills, & Joey getting blue-balled by blonde bombshell Freddy? In a...

If you see something in the sky that looks like a flying stingray, should you check it out, investiagte, or even try to get rich off of the unknown creatures... Nope (2022)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the 'UFO-is-actually-an-animal' twist, why the 'UFO' looks so good, but the chimpanzee... doesn't, and are manners all but dead in 2024? In addition, wh...

You wanna kick that heroine addiction? That's great! Just don't read from that book of skin you found in the rundown cabin, or you might have to deal with... Evil Dead (2013)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the sweet family storyline stuck in a terrifying franchise, how deadly a virus is if dirt kills it, & can needles and a car battery resuscitate a dead person?...

Here's some friendly advice. You find a locket in the woods, leave it there, or you might just find out that you live... In a Violent Nature (2024)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the slasher-POV-showing, horror-movie-trope-defying, no-words-having, brutality-filled-flick! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (ASMR f...

You need directions? That's cute. Don't go to the abandoned looking town after you run a random kid over, or you could be hunted by... The Children of the Corn (1984)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the strategy of using kids who don't procreate to kill and feed, why the kids are so mad to begin with, and what's up with the name Kurt? In addition, what are th...

What's the scraping? What's that shadow?! If you don't want to find out, keep plenty of light sources handy and it's not... Lights Out (2016)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss experimental extreme light procedures on people sensitive to light, how little women with mental health problems are helped, and how many sources of light this movie was able to produce!...

Do you see dead people? If so, you need to watch out for the struggles of having... The Sixth Sense (1999)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Malcolm's unawareness, prisoner attics, & if plot twists make a movie? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (The Silent Treatment vs. Cucks) and lost (Husbands vs. Context Clu...

Next time you're thinking about adopting a kid, make sure you do your due diligence, or you could end up with a child like the one in... The Orphan (2009)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the PR nightmare foreign orphanages had to endure, the horrific look the father has in this movie, & why are teeth rotting at 33-years old? In addition, what are the scariest & f...

Time to get your daily recap, political commentary and fun conversation with... Satan? Well, it is... Late Night with the Devil! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the twist on your classic possession movie, highlight the effectiveness of the period piece, and ask the question, can you root for anyone in this film? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the...

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Hope you're wearing green, enjoying some luck of the Irish and eating your Lucky Charms. However, make sure you don't steal any gold or you could be attacks by a killer... Leprechaun (1993)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the power of four-leaf clovers, Leprechaun's diabolical sides & Ozzie flipping the script of his life! In ad...

Don't try to push your new toy if it's got a murderous backstory! Just let it burn, so evil like Chucky doesn't return in ...Child's Play 2 (1990)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Chucky's hate fueled vengeance, the L orphans and foster care took & dive into the chances of being beaten to death by a yardstick? In addition, what are the scariest & f...

It is so loud in my head that I can't sleep through these nightmares. What I need is... The Silence of the Lambs (1991)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss psychopaths, Dr. Hannibal Lecter's choose of blinking, & one lucky dog. In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Bill's Dog vs. Death Row Advocates) and lost...

You better stay away from that little ghost town if you need your car worked on, but especially don't go into the... House of Wax (2005)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss wax's ability to burn, the evil tendencies of twins & is waxing living people art? In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Fire vs. Artistry of...

If I want a promotion, I better make sure I don't diss a gypsy or they might just... Drag Me to Hell (2009) Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Sam Raimi's unique cinematic campy style, Mrs. Ganush's disgusting throat sludge & unnecessary cat killings. In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (People who don't...

Being used as a killing machine or sleeping in a 98 degree room, which is the true nightmare in ... A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)?! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Freddy's return & strategy shift, a scream KING for once, killing outside of the dreams (?) and butts, butts everywhere! In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments...

Believe in Santa or not, but don't you dare lose your Christmas Spirit, or you will get to meet Santa's Shadow. The dark side of the holidays ... Krampus (2015)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss Krampus' noble (but extremely brutal and evil) mission, if Santa is complicit in Krampus' activities & why would you be scared of killer gingerbread men? In additio...

Here's a piece of advice, if you want to go and shoot a movie on a random farm, with an old couple on the property, just don't do it, no matter the money, or things could get weird and dangerous like in ... X (2022)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the merging of honoring old slasher films while also subverting the horror tropes, Pearl's sexual motivation and how...

If you see a clown on Halloween, even if they make you laugh & smile, it's best to keep your distance, because Art is back in... Terrifier 2 (2022)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the low budget, intense gore, impressive practical effects riddled film! The guys also discuss Art's supernatural ability, the final girl decision in Terrifier 2 & was Barbara a goo...

Sequels can never live up to the original! They might be bigger, bloodier... longer, but we get another Ghostface in... Scream 2 (1997)! Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the trickiness of a meta horror sequel, compare Scream 2 with it's iconic predecessor & dive into the mystery behind the killer being switched last second & if they made a good pick? In addition, w...