Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

For three guys who don't have much to talk about we sure don't know how to shut up.  We talk Foxcatcher, Bieber and a rare foray into politics. 

After a merciful break from our annoyances, we are back with a vengeance.  Scott recounts his losing battle with black ice, Chad talks abou his adventures at Planet ComiCon and Benji apparenly watched every movie and television show out there.  Plus, we skip news and talk douchebags.  Hope you missed us, 'cause we're back with one of our longest episodes yet...

In this episode we recount our visit to see "Kingsman", Benji registers his indifference toward "Divergent" and Chad thinks Benji's an idiot for liking the new "SpongBob" movie.  Plus, Scott goes cookie crazy and we have a very special Reacharound.

  In this episode, we make up for a missed week by rambling on for record time.  We talk Brian Williams (both good and bad), discuss Project Almanac and the latest SpongeBob movie and examine the inherent racism of Fred Astaire movies.  Plus, Benji continues to geek out over 30 Rock and we may actually have made plans for ComicCon.      

I dropped the ball on the editing, thus making the last episode's title make no sense at all.  So, I offer the intro that should have been. 

  In this, a slightly abbreviated episode, the guys have to bust it to get this show recorded under the wire.  But that doesn't keep us from discussing Paddington, American Sniper and Mortdecai, each special in their own way.  Plus, we rail on the incompetence of Joplin's city council because everyone loves to hear very specific complaints about a place they don't live.  And Benji once again whine...

  In this episode, Benji meets his very special counterpart, Scott talks Inherent Vice and the Chad continues to be on the wrong side of the Penn State argument.  Plus, douchebags and reacharounds for all!      

In this episode, we prove ourselves to be some of the worst people you'd ever hope to meet.  We discuss Taken 3 and Boyhood and once again discuss the douchiness of the Biebs.  And we continue to ignore the Fantasy Football League.

In this episode, we learn how not to get locked inside an unlocked closet.  Benji reveals the fear of The Babadook, Chad makes the mistake of visiting the Northstar 14 and we discuss our New Year's adventures.  Plus, we ignore fantasy football and beg for validation.

In this episode, we learn of some special resolutions, discuss natural selection and talk about all forms of Interview related idiocy.  Plus, Benji begrudgingly admits that Scott was right (although not officially on the show) and we recap a wild game night in which Benji embraces his dormant inner geek.

In our latest Super Special Christmas Spectacular, we have another visit from the clones, Chad and Scott discuss the latest Hobbit and Benji recounts another "rustic" visit to Branson.  All this leads up to our fourth annual Christmas gift exchange and possibly the worst holiday taste test ever.  All this, plus a guy screws a pig.  What more could you ask for this holiday season?

Back to normal, as Benji spends the first portion of the show cursing Wavepad and their lousy customer service.  We talk Exodus, hit on Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games part 17 and discuss the holiday season.  Plus, we have clones and douchebags.

In this episode, we record and abandon an intro due to audio quality.  Then we cross our fingers and hope that the audio is good enough to be listenable as we scramble to find a new audio program for next week.  Plus, we discuss a crap ton of movies, Chad and Scott ignore the homework, we meet the worst person in the world this side of Justin Bieber and Benji comes out pro-Taser when it comes to t...

We're back and we're refreshed.  In this episode, we discuss Thanksgiving, what we've been up to with our time and a handful of new movies.  We also talk why it is a bad idea to be alone with Bill Cosby and geek out over the potential of the new Star Wars teaser trailer.  Plus, we make grand promises about the long gestating Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua novel.  And if you haven't downloaded the...

In this episode, the boys discuss Big Hero 6, talk books, The Princess Bride, and The Hobbit.  Plus, we misidentify Ashton's phone call, because it's what we do, and we have a sneak winner douchebag who out Bieber's Bieber.

In this episode, the show returns to a more normal length after our extra long special guest filled last show.  We talk beastiality, Halloween, Daylight Savings and douchebags.  Benji talks St. Vincent and Life after Beth and we once again mis-identify our caller.

This, our longest episode yet, is taken over by special guests Sorry Sarah and the Emperor.  We discuss Chad's foray into acting, Scott's vomiting of words and Benji's Princess Bride geekery.  We debate just how horrible a person Will is (and misidentify his phone call) and taste test most of Chad's kitchen.  Plus, we talk Fury, the latest Avengers trailer and a very special animal lover. All this...

In this episode, we worry about Chad's continual issues with violence, we discuss the world's worst human being, Benji gushes over Chef and we begin working on the sequel to one of the greatest motion pictures ever made.

In this episode, we barely discuss Gone Girl because two of the three can't sacrifice their precious time for you.  We also hear about round two of Scott vs. Kidney Stones (spoiler: Scott loses). We discuss Chad's upcoming play, gush over the Royals' playoff run and actually remember the homework this week.  All this, plus douchebags and a lame football update.

In this episode, we discuss The Boxtrolls, discuss playoff baseball, talk Chad's adventures with inappropriate texts and hear from our esteemed comissioner Little Lumpkin.  Plus, we completely forget to mention homework and we show solidarity for a podcasting brother.

In this episode, Scott recounts traumatic childhood memories, we discuss A Walk Among the Tombstones, we receive our first ever listener phone call and have a sort of fantasy football update.  Plus, we learn the name of the Kansas City Royals base coach and we sort of do homework.

Hey!  We have a phone number!  Call us at 206-736-2267 In this episode, we return from Chad's illness to offer up our longest show yet.  Will Blanchard joins us to look back on three long, long years.  We discuss Piranha Sharks, the douchiness of Screech from Saved by the Bell and we talk sports of all kinds.  Plus, another failed homework assignment and a special reacharound involving Justin Bieb...

After a very brief hiatus, the boys are back and badder than ever.  In this episode, they reveal the true reason behind the podcast shutdown, they take the ALS ice bucket challenge and they talk about what the heck they've been doing and watching for the past three weeks.  Plus, the return of Chihuahua Fantasy Football Leage and a special taste test.

Two Nerdy Chihuahuas in one week?  You must've been extra good.  This time, Chad talks Tsuro, King of Tokyo and Tapple.  

Chad geeks out on more board games.