Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

Apologies in advance for the sound quality on this episode.  Contrary to what you might think, we didn't actually record this over the phone.  We appear to have been having equipment issues.  We'll try to get it fixed for the next episode.  On this show, we discuss "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Sharknado", share in the joys of homework, Scott hates on Ashton and we see the return of the Bieber.  

In this episode, our intrepid trio discuss Hercules, talk douchebags, offer up a gentle reach around and engage in general stupidity.  Plus, return of the Homework!

In this episode, Chad experiences the new roundabout, we discuss Sex Tape, Top Secret! and have a special taste test.  Plus, Justin Bieber returns and we offer a heartfelt reacharound.  All this and a loving memory from Will.

In this episode, we dissect Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, learn about a whole new color, an unconventional STD treatment and talk the usual.  Plus, Benji is too stupid to plug in part of the equipment, but realizes it before the show goes on too long.

In this episode, we celebrate our freedom from World Cup soccer, discuss Roger Ebert and throwback cinema, and visit some particularly awful douchebags.  Plus, we offer Ashton some love advice and the boys abuse Will one more time.

In this episode, we discuss how bad Transformers:  Age of Extinction is.  I mean, how really, really bad.  How totally awful, how atrocious, how unbearably painful it  is.  Seriously, it is terrible.  Plus, Benji mocks Chad's choice in clothing, we revisit a couple of douchebags and offer a hearty reacharound.  All this and the greatest baby name ever!

In this episode, we neglect the clones, force out another lame intro, discuss 22 Jump Street and The Grand Budapest Hotel, and talk guns and God.  Plus, douchebags and the return of Sorry Sarah.

In this episode, we compare How to Train Your Dragon 2 to Free Birds, discuss the Doucebaggery of Justin Bieber, offer a very special reach around to one bright actor and we re-live theater days.  Plus, the return of the clones.

In this episode, the clones return and Benji cries, we discuss the lengths one would go to in order to retrieve an Iphone, the depths of a mother's love, and how Tom Cruise can still make a good movie even though he's nuts.  Plus, reacharounds, Tales from the Theater and the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we discuss George Brett, A Million Ways to Die in the West, and the awfulness of the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals.  Plus, douchebags, Will whines and Ashton offers a special kind of love to LeVar Burton

We're back!  After a week in which no one bothered to notice we were gone, we've returned with fresh tales of pop culture frivolity.  We discuss Godzilla and the new X-Men, talk douchebags and give ourselves a hand.  Plus, Chad has a new card game and we hate pointless graduations!

In this episode, we talk about how an untimely death sheds a light on the indifference of our local movie theater.  Benji and Scott talk Neighbors, and Chad gives an unfortunate Reacharound.  All this, plus Douchebags!

Third, fourth or fifth time is the charm....

In this episode, we discuss plans for getting into shape, spoil Amazing Spider-Man 2, talk douchebags, and Chad recounts a Tales from the Theater in which he was the DB of the week.  All this, plus the Attack of the Clones.

In this episode, another of Chad’s hair brained schemes backfires, we discuss older movies, check in on the Oscar Pistorius trial, and visit our Tales from the Theater.    Plus, douchebags galore!

In this episode, we discuss Heaven is for Real, talk the worst ways to commit suicide, Scott receives a very uncomfortable phone call, and we talk douchebags.  Plus, we undergo an idiotic exercise in masochism at the end of the show.  Play along at home!

After a quick week off, we return wtih more inanity and stupidity.  This week we talk Captain America and Draft Day, recount what we did with our time off, and throw out a few douchebags.  Plus, Benji's computer fritzes again, meaning you won't have to hear him ramble for too long about his week off.

In this episode, we discuss Noah, Scott recounts his adventure with kidney stones and law enforcement, and we completely neglect to mention that it was his birthday.  Plus, Benji recounts his lifelong vendetta against his hand.

In this episode, Scott wusses out because he's stoned (in the worst possible way), so Benji and Chad must carry the load.  We discuss Comicon, Frozen, Muppets and share another installment of Tales of the Theater.  Plus, the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we learn about Benji’s secret double life, Chad and Scott geek out over their impending Comicon trip, we discuss Need for Speed and wax poetic about John McTiernan.    Plus, Justin Bieber isn’t a douce!    At least for one week.

In this episode, Scott reveals his ingenious way to benefit from Daylight Savings Time, we discuss Mr. Peabody and Sherman and find out what it would be like if Benji were on The Walking Dead.  Plus, we lose a section where Chad and Benji talk basketball due to Benji's acient computer.  All this, plus Justin Bieber's still a douchebag.

In this episode, we take binge watching to the extreme, discuss some of the best of Netflix, and offer up a douchebag.  Plus, Benji defends the Oscars and tells another very special Tales from the Theater.

In this episode, the guys spend 45 minutes ragging on each other.  Plus, we discuss movies and douchebags.  Also, another Tales from the Theater and the inaugural Scott Meeker's Tales from Taco Bell.

In this episode, Chad gets his Cumberbatch on, we call FOP Will Blanchard out for being a liar, talk Robocop and Winter's Tale, adn revist the Tales from the Theater.  Plus, Justin Bieber is a douchebag...just because.

In this episode, we discuss the Lego Movie, bring back the ever popular Bieber Douchebag, talk classic movies and harken back to simpler times wit another Tales from the Theater.