Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

In this episode, the mind is boggled as we try to figure out the probability of one of our news stories.  We talk Joplin's Bonnie and Clyde and why they should never be compared to Bonnie and Clyde.  Benji recounts Kung Fu Panda 3 and Hail Ceasar! and is chastised for daring to try to include his wife in his television choices.  And douchebags.

In this episode, Benji talks about grifting the Regal 14, Chad recounts his father's traumatic bear rape and Benji explains why he watched Dirty Grandpa.  Plus, Scott declares his candidacy for President, with a rock solid platform where he addresses all of the issues.

In our supersized and long anticipated 200th episode, we do not one, not two but three scripted bits!  We discuss Star Wars, the Hateful 8, The Revenant, bear rape, butthole tickling and everything in between.  Plus, Chad and Scott vent about their latest horrible, horrible experience at the Regal Northstar 14.

STAR WARS!  Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars.  Also, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars and Star Wars.  Don't forget Star Wars, with a little dose of Star Wars.  Plus, Christmas Gift Exchange, which includes some Star Wars.

In this episode, Benji runs through the dozen or so movies he watched at the theater over the past couple of weeks, the guys discuss their Thanksgiving and Black Friday experiences and they discuss Creed in depth.  Plus, Chad rants about his Wal Mart encounter with the unanimous DB of the week winner.

Since we're already late uploading, we'll keep the description short.  Mockingjay Part 2, Mad Max, Jessica Jones...and Chad draws the most offensive picture in our podcast history.

In this episode, we talk "Spectre" and "Peanuts" and realize they are essentially the same movie.  Benji and Scott argue the virtues of "Spectre" versus "Mission: Impossible 5" and we discuss douchebags, news stories and a reacharound 800,000 strong.

In this episode, we discuss "Bridge of Spies", "Steve Jobs", "Walking Dead", all things "Star Wars" and the usual gang of douchebags.  Plus, Chad and Scott snub Benji for a planned movie marathon and Chad's back gives out halfway through the episode.  Bask in his pain!

In this episode, Chad and Scott discuss The Martian and berate Benji for not watching it.  Benji talks Sicario and The Walk and celebrates all things Chicago Cubs.  Plus, Chad says inappropriate things in front of his class.

In this belated episode, we discuss Black Mass, Everest, The Muppets and other stuff. 

In this episode, Chad and Scott are fresh off of their death march to Benji's house.  Chad doesn't watch anything, Scott's still bitter about his inability to use his phone and Benji remains awesome.  We talk "Transporter Refueled", "The Visit" and the scourge of old lady butt.  Plus, Chad shares a very personal douchebag.

In this episode, two of us undertand the concept of group text messages and one of us couldn't be bothered to show up.  So Chad and I soldier on and give an in depth look at the upcoming movie season, building up to the latest Star Wars.  Plus, we talk far more baseball and football than would ever be allowed if Scott where here.  For two folks, we talked a long time.

In this episode, we talk two movies, one atrocious and one surprisingly good.  We determine that Fantastic Four is probably the worst big screen adaptation ever, but we all kinda liked Straight Outta Compton.  Because Benji's a whining baby, we have to shorten the show a bit, but we still make time to hear from Sorry Sarah and we throw out a major douchebag.  Plus, Scott drops some mad beats.

In this episode, the guys have a particularly disturbing series of animal news stories, they debate the correct pronunciation of "Ogle" and Benji defends his viewing of "Pixels".  They also discuss the latest "Mission: Impossible" and Benji rants about the utter incompetence of the Regal Northstar 14.  Again.  Plus, we talk Cecil the Lion and Benji and Chad manage to watch all of the homework assi...

In this episode, Scott abandons us for warmer climes, so Benji and Chad carry on.  We talk Minions, Ant-Man and finally talk homework.  We also discuss douchebags, with a very special return from one of our favorites.  Plus, Chad dwells on an unfortunate problem.

In this episode, we have an intervention with Benji, Chad and Benji argue over the merits of Inside Out and Scott and Benji dump all over Terminator Genisys.  Plus, we talk about the world’s dumbest fireworks technician, Chad recounts his adventures in the fireworks tent and we discuss the effects of acid on a theater employee.  Plus, douchebags and a patriotic reacharound.

In this episode, Scott's microphone is turned off (no one has admitted responsibility), but we still talk Jurassic World and the usual nonsense.  Chad recounts his travels to New York and Scott disses on Nebraska.  Benji is his usual boring self.

In this belated episode, the boys recap their previous two weeks and announce a very important change to the show.  Plus we discuss San Andreas, Tomorrowland, Zombeavers and Scrotal Recall. Don't forget about the douchebags and reacharounds!

In this episode, we ramble about Mad Max and Pitch Perfect 2, talk news stories, throw out some douchebags and compete with each other to see who can be the worst personn ever (spoiler:  Chad always wins).

In this episode, the whole gang is back together.  We recount our recent adventures, talk Ex Machina and Avengers: Age of Ultron and talk about the lengths to which one should go to protect a chihuahua.  Plus, Chris Brown returns to douchebag of the week.

In another short handed episode you get two hosts for the price of three as Scott bails on us.  Chad and Benji discuss Home, Star Wars and flash back to theater days.  Plus, douchebags and Benji gets limber.

In this episode, we go it without Chad, but we valiantly soldier on.  We discuss "Home", "Unfriended" and recommend a new podcast.  Plus, we taste test a  new item and Benji cracks some horribly inappropriate jokes.

In this episode, we discuss crappy video on demand, Chad and Scott geek out over Daredevil, we completely ignore homework and we have our best taste test ever.  Plus, a very dramatic reading by Scott.

In this episode, we expand our profile by becoming a part of a documentary centered around the kind of geekery we specialize in.  We discuss Fast 7, or Furious 7, or Faster and Furiouser...or whatever.  Benji throws out a trio of Opening Day related douchebags and Scott and Benji make horrible, horrible jokes.  With special guest T. Rob Brown.

In this episode, very special guest Ellie Ann drops by to show us what a real writer looks like.  We discuss her work, she offers an impassioned defense of E. L. James and shames the boys for liking James Bond.  We learn of other ways to entertain ducks and we discuss Benji's awful, awful handwriting.  Plus, Ellie Ann critiques Chad's writing and Benji complains about not drafting any Cubs.