Tales of Nowhere

A lot's changed in Nowhere since the Janiteers were there last. What surprises await them? How is the old gang doing? And what will they do with some much needed time off?

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Things from the Flood arc? How did the cast like returning to the world of Tales from the Loop ten years later? Did they have any fun at all!? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

With a massive rift open in this universe, there's only one thing to do...try to close it before they all die. So the Janiteers gear up and do what they do best: try. 

Deep in the tunnels beneath Boulder, the gang uncovers a shocking conspiracy. Plus, Ramona grows a moustache. 

The Janiteers chat over pizza, meet someone new, then deal with a boatload of emotional and physical trauma.

While galavanting around the wrong side of a portal, the Janiteers find a little cabin in the woods. Knock Knock.

The Janiteers find themselves treading familiar ground on a Saturday afternoon, with familiar faces they've never met. 

It's Valentine's Day! Do you have a date to the dance? It'd be crazy if you did, cause this is a podcast. But our favorite crew of teenage misfits are headed back to school on a Friday night and things are about to get...super weird.

Have a seat and get ready for a day in the life of a teen living in Boulder, Colorado in 1997...in a weird alternate universe with robots and extradimensional technology. The Janiteers investigate the disappearance of a missing teen in order to save the Valentine's Day dance!

It's time to return to the Season 2 story and rejoin the Janiteers back in Nowhere as they prepare to go on an all-new adventure! They end up somewhere familiar yet different, and discover friendly faces, old rivalries and a whole new mess to clean up. I know that description is vague but I'm trying to avoid spoilers, okay?

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of our wild and wacky Interdimensional Six Pack Event? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

A New Year's Eve party in Nowhere turns into a universe hopping adventure for the Janiteers in this proseful celebration of the New Year Holiday.

Part Six of Six. The final battle begins, as the crew of the Valkyrie prepare to close the rifts for good. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. It's time to pop open the last can of this six pack.

Part Five of Six. Finally back home, the crew of the Valkyrie adjusts to life with their new crewmates and without the old, a few weeks after their return.

Part Four of Six. The gothic nightmare continues as the crew of the Valkyrie attempts to find out more about their missing ship, and escape this universe with their lives.

Part Three of Six. Entering an entirely new universe, the crew of the Valkyrie must leave their morals at the Teleportarium when they're thrust into a Gothic Nightmare.

Part Two of Six. The crew of the Valkyrie continues their search for their lost crew and their lost universe as they head to the Orange Islands on a fun Pokemon adventure.

Part One of Six. Join us for a standalone story set in the world of Tales of Nowhere! We're taking a new team of Starfleet officers on an adventure to where only some people have gone before: the wonderful world of Pokemon!

Never heard of Tales of Nowhere before? This is the perfect place to start. A standalone story diving into some of your favorite universes (Pokémon, Star Trek, Warhammer 40K), with all-new characters in an absolutely insane six episode arc. The Interdimensional Six Pack kicks off October 12th.

After heading back to Nowhere, the Janiteers get some time to themselves before heading off into the unknown to retrieve another artifact for Donovan. Who can smell now.

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 7th Sea Arc? The answers to your burning questions, including what's next for Season 2, will be answered in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

Alright, it's time. Time to save Castille, the New World, Thea, and every magic user on the planet. Time to close that rift. Time to fight, win, and say goodbye. Today, the Janiteers are leaving this world. One way or another.

You know that whole concept of time thing? Try not to think about it too much, this one gets pretty wild. But the important part is, Sebastian has finally found his mother, and might even have a way back to Castille. 

The Janiteers have 30 minutes to make it off of the High Inquisitor's ship before the pirates start blastin'. But there are so many secrets to discover, a minor uprising to start, and a few fights to...fight. Will they make it in time? Probably not.

Of the many tales that were told of that day, none could hope to measure up to the one concerning Dee and his unending, inexplicable friendship with Big Pete. Also Sebastian maybe finding his mom, finally.