Tales of Nowhere

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Heart arc? And Season 2 itself?! How did the crew feel about losing one (or more) of their own? Was this ruleset any good? What was the best RPG of the season? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

One last time, the full crew of Infiniteers ventures out into the far reaches of Nowhere to (hopefully) save the entire multiverse.

The fight for the entirety of the multiverse begins. Will the Janiteers fulfill their role as sacrificial lambs? Find out in this episode!

Finally, the Janiteers have arrived at the bottom of the Heart. Now they just have to survive long enough to save the multiverse. Easy, right?

The journey to the bottom of the Heart continues as the Janiteers face even greater foes and are forced to relive the past.

After escaping the Ever Cathedral and meeting up with an unexpected visitor, the Janiteers finally feel a spark of hope as they come up with...am I reading this right? A plan? Wow, I never thought that would actually happen.

We all remember where we were the first time we heard the tale of the Wiseman, don't we? The story stays with you, gives you hope, gives you strength. Yes, as you know, thanks to the Wiseman we one day will see the God Child to victory!

The return of a friendly face (and friendly place) has Janiteers and Infiniteers alike a little on edge, as they continue their journey deeper into the Heart of the Spark.

The race to the center of the Heart continues as the Janiteers (and Issac) make their way into a mysterious cave full of wonder, memory, and some dude named Rattler.

Nightmares abound, both in the minds of Janiteers and in the world around them. But they seems to be making inroads as they discover an old "friend", and prepare for their journey deeper into the Heart.

The first mission begins as the gang heads deep into the woods to murder a bunch of owls for some reason. But did someone else get there first? And might their name rhyme with Basstoria?

The Janiteers (and special guests from Season 1) head into the Heart of Nowhere, and nobody is quite expecting what they find. Still, the journey to discover what happened to Thayne and stop the Screaming God Child has begunt!

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Numenera arc? What was with all those weird experiments? Did the "alien" future world actually feel alien? Was this ruleset any good? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

Join the Janiteers as they make their way into the depths of Nowhere to face a challenge unlike any before, as they attempt to reach The Infinite Spark. Part Two of Two.

Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers grapple with just how much the place has changed in their absence, as they prepare to enter the Infinite Spark in an attempt to save...pretty much everything and everyone, everywhere forever. Part One of Two.

Jules comes to terms with who she is and her place in the multiverse while reuniting with old friends and figuring out what the heck is next for the Janiteers.

In the aftermath of the attack, Jules deals with the losses while the gang heads off to find a mysterious artifact known as the Wish Engine. And sometimes for some reason the Wish Machine.

With the city of Orrila suddenly under attack, the Janiteers take up arms to help those in need and fight the giant gross black monster in the sky.

The Janiteers find themselves in the big city after a plan is enacted to fix the Jewel once and for all. Get ready for thrills, chills, and abominations the likes of which have only ever been seen at...Snapapple's Traveling Menagerie and Soaring Circus!

As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies.

The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them.

It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes.

Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff.

The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules.

The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy.