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Dr Pankow returns, but he is no longer merely a principal… he is now the decency advisor for the Santo Domingo Correctness Committee and when he sets his sights on a particular new music record, Mary Lewis is caught in the crossfire. Marty, feeling his hippy oats, decides to fight back against the censorship and Parker finds himself conflicted. Has his dad lost his marbles? Or is there something t...

Who was the worst teacher you remember from high school? The one who seemed more interested in proving they were always right, that they were always in control. You’ve got one in mind right now. For Parker Lewis, that’s Mr. Lionel Tower…this week, at least.

In this fairytale-framed episode of PLCL, Larry Kubiac’s position as Santo Domingo’s toughest mother-fer is threatened when his girlfriend Eileen gives him an ultimatum: Either he gives up violence or they can’t be together. For the sake of love Kubiac surrenders his title as Santo Domingo’s most powerful Flamingo. Everything is coming up roses until Don Yemano, seeing a void in the power dynamic,...

We got to do a sit down with Paul Kautz, one of our first listeners and the man providing us with the proper German pronunciations for our episode titles.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard, we’re expecting you. Love. Life’s sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Santo Domingooooo, soon will be making another run. Santo Domingoooooo, promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance…with Annie Sloan.

In a very special episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose – And by special I mean ‘possibly problematic’? -- Parker finds love online and sight unseen… but when he finally meets his ‘Teen Queen’ he is conflicted. She is a little more than he hoped for. Will he succumb to peer pressure? Or will he see Teen Queen’s true beauty?

In her continuing attempt to find identity beyond her family name, Shelly Lewis embarks on a quest to meet her rock star idol. What lines won’t she cross in her efforts to connect with…Jezebel.    

Parker’s audio diary goes missing! You know the one: The tape recorder we’ve never seen before that he used in absolutely no episode ever? Yeah, that one. Well, there is a lot of sensitive information about a lot of people on there and someone is threatening to broadcast its contents to the school… Will he find it in time?

Musso it’s your birthday. Happy birthday Musso. Also Dr. Pankow is back! No longer tied to janitorial work, Mr. Dr. Pankow has designs on a new punishment facility. All he needs in order to get what he wants is the birthday girl on the sidelines.

The Santo Domingo football team has never scored a single point against rival El Corrado. This year is gonna be different though because they’ve added resident genius Jerry Steiner to the roster. With his brain and Larry Kubiac’s brawn, Santo Domingo seems poised to make history. But when Jerry’s head gets too big for his helmet, a rift forms between him and his new teammate endangering their chan...

Mikey Randall finds himself at a familiar crossroads, struggling to choose between the allure of rock & roll stardom and his responsibilities of school and friendship.

We’ve got trouble… right here in Santo Domingo… with a capital T… That stands for Teacher. Parker is hot for teacher… nuff said.   This time around Chris and Chip discuss Season 02 Episode 5 "The Undergraduate".

Hello students. School has begun. The summer is over. I am in command. What was that? For that little outburst, each and every one of you will spend three hours in detention, today, immediately after school in the basement! What do you think you’re doing? Parker Lewis? What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook? I’ve got a good mind to slap your fat face. You are destroying your life wit...

When Parker and Mikey realize Jerry has become so dependent on his jacket that he is using it to hide from girls, they decide it’s time for a little tough love and they force him to spend a week without his jacket. Unfortunately it’s also the week of a big oral report. Will Jerry learn to walk without his crutch? Or will he fall flat on his face?

Who is Shelly Lewis? Cheerleader? Freshman? Schoolyard Snitch? Or just Parker Lewis’ little sister? Tired of living in Parker’s shadow, Shelly falls in with the supernatural Darksiders, rulers of Santo Domingo’s underworld.

We're back with season 2 of our Parker Lewis Can't Lose Re-watch podcast! This time on the podcast, we discuss "Father Knows Less". It’s time for the annual Marathon of the Mind! Students are tasked with building a toaster from a box full of random parts. One catch, though, they have to do so with a parent or guardian. What could go wrong?

On this off week, we've decided to offer up a little bonus episode. The first segment offers some corrections to our Ferris Bueller episode last week and the second part is sampling of our first podcast (that we did about a decade ago) called "The World its Ass"...  We'll return next week to kick off the Second Season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.   Enjoy!

Prepare yourselves because today we have a very special episode. We subject ourselves to the Pilot episode of the short-lived Ferris Bueller TV series.    This ain’t your slightly older brother’s Ferris Bueller. On the first day of 11th grade, Ferris tries to woo recent transfer student Sloane Peterson, while dodging Principal Rooney.

It’s the last day of the school year. Not a problem for Parker Lewis, right? Wrong! For some reason Parker has lost his mojo. No matter what he does, Parker Lewis just can’t seem to win.

When Shelly is invited to a party, she cashes in an I.O.U. from Parker to enlist the best buds as her dating mentors. Saddened by his lack of an invitation to the same party, Kubiac sets to the task of finding a way in- by any means necessary.

The buds do the mall rat thing as they chase their respective dreams; Jerry hunts for a job to make him feel like a man, Mikey struggles to cope with the pressures of his new promotion, Kube ogles the latest in state of the art cookware, and Parker is chasing a girl… natch. 

This time on the podcast, Chip and Chris discuss "King Kube" and they have a special guest pop-in! Who doesn't love the pop-in?! You'll never guess who it is! Ok, you'll probably guess who it is. Jerry Steiner is ready to take his place amongst the legends of Santo Domingo prankery. Unfortunately, (and inexplicably) his chosen target is the biggest, baddest, buttkickingest guy in school- Francis L...

A Eulogy for Ann.

Dr. Norman Pankow is back. This time he is begging Miss Musso for a job. He swears he’s a changed man, but when the buds catch wind of Pankow’s true intentions, they hatch a plan to beat the Dr. at his own game.

Here's a deleted scene from last week's podcast episode we did with Troy Slaten and it's chock full of geekery!