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Mikey would rather die than be a working stiff but when he falls for a girl from the correct side of the tracks, he needs some dough to impress her. He takes a gig at the Atlas Diner and things seem to be going pretty darn swell at first. Will Mikey fall in line with the other rats in the race? Or will his angsty angst get the better of him?

Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to Heaven where the angels fly. Neither do geeks who have reached E on their self-esteem fuel tanks. They go to a dark, demeaning place, run by a strangely fancy Englishman in an American football uniform. Up next on Parker Lewis Can’t Lose!

When Jerry and Shelly accidentally hit it off at the planetarium, Parker starts to feel like the cosmos are out of whack. When he sets out to realign the planets he finds himself in decaying orbit with bud and sibling. It’s an all new Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, tonight on Fox!

This week, on a very special “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”...”Nick Comstock Can’t Win”. Yes, despite his best efforts to the contrary, the Mighty NC can’t find those magic words to turn “No, thank you” into “Yes, please”. But boy how he tries…and tries…and tries. How else is his young protege, Frank Lemmer, supposed to learn how to pitch woo?

On this bonus episode we had the pleasure of chatting with Writer/Director/Producer Alan Cross!

It’s the second installment of the Parker loves Annie melodrama. The two have been dating for a while now and things seem to be going well. Too well in fact and Parker is waiting for the other shoe to drop. When it doesn’t, he knocks the damn thing down himself because he’s a dumb-ass teenager. Meanwhile Miss Musso, driven by a desire to impress her big-handed firmly-incomed doctor-boyfriend, empl...

The time has come to go back to school to learn the three R’s- no, not Reading, Writing, and ‘Rithmatic! The important three R’s - Ronny Ray Rasmussen. The Santo Domingo legend returns to accept the Alumnus of the Year Award. But before he does that, he’s got a little unfinished business to settle.

When Judy Lewis decides to go back to school to further her education and better herself, Marty Lewis acts like a little whiny selfish bitch and — Ok not exactly, but Judy’s new pursuit does cause friction between her and her husband and Parker and Shelly are caught in the middle… Oh, and Jerry too, because he’s staying over while his parents are out of town and he’s afraid to be alone. Yeah, lott...

Mr. Rips is the best. He’s patient. He’s protective. He’s poetic. All the kids love him. So when Parker plays one too many pranks on him and he decides to quit the profession, Park has a real dilemma on his hands.    Just kidding, this episode is nothing like "Teacher, Teacher".

Dr Pankow returns, but he is no longer merely a principal… he is now the decency advisor for the Santo Domingo Correctness Committee and when he sets his sights on a particular new music record, Mary Lewis is caught in the crossfire. Marty, feeling his hippy oats, decides to fight back against the censorship and Parker finds himself conflicted. Has his dad lost his marbles? Or is there something t...

Who was the worst teacher you remember from high school? The one who seemed more interested in proving they were always right, that they were always in control. You’ve got one in mind right now. For Parker Lewis, that’s Mr. Lionel Tower…this week, at least.

In this fairytale-framed episode of PLCL, Larry Kubiac’s position as Santo Domingo’s toughest mother-fer is threatened when his girlfriend Eileen gives him an ultimatum: Either he gives up violence or they can’t be together. For the sake of love Kubiac surrenders his title as Santo Domingo’s most powerful Flamingo. Everything is coming up roses until Don Yemano, seeing a void in the power dynamic,...

We got to do a sit down with Paul Kautz, one of our first listeners and the man providing us with the proper German pronunciations for our episode titles.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard, we’re expecting you. Love. Life’s sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Santo Domingooooo, soon will be making another run. Santo Domingoooooo, promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance…with Annie Sloan.

In a very special episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose – And by special I mean ‘possibly problematic’? -- Parker finds love online and sight unseen… but when he finally meets his ‘Teen Queen’ he is conflicted. She is a little more than he hoped for. Will he succumb to peer pressure? Or will he see Teen Queen’s true beauty?

In her continuing attempt to find identity beyond her family name, Shelly Lewis embarks on a quest to meet her rock star idol. What lines won’t she cross in her efforts to connect with…Jezebel.    

Parker’s audio diary goes missing! You know the one: The tape recorder we’ve never seen before that he used in absolutely no episode ever? Yeah, that one. Well, there is a lot of sensitive information about a lot of people on there and someone is threatening to broadcast its contents to the school… Will he find it in time?

Musso it’s your birthday. Happy birthday Musso. Also Dr. Pankow is back! No longer tied to janitorial work, Mr. Dr. Pankow has designs on a new punishment facility. All he needs in order to get what he wants is the birthday girl on the sidelines.

The Santo Domingo football team has never scored a single point against rival El Corrado. This year is gonna be different though because they’ve added resident genius Jerry Steiner to the roster. With his brain and Larry Kubiac’s brawn, Santo Domingo seems poised to make history. But when Jerry’s head gets too big for his helmet, a rift forms between him and his new teammate endangering their chan...

Mikey Randall finds himself at a familiar crossroads, struggling to choose between the allure of rock & roll stardom and his responsibilities of school and friendship.

We’ve got trouble… right here in Santo Domingo… with a capital T… That stands for Teacher. Parker is hot for teacher… nuff said.   This time around Chris and Chip discuss Season 02 Episode 5 "The Undergraduate".

Hello students. School has begun. The summer is over. I am in command. What was that? For that little outburst, each and every one of you will spend three hours in detention, today, immediately after school in the basement! What do you think you’re doing? Parker Lewis? What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook? I’ve got a good mind to slap your fat face. You are destroying your life wit...

When Parker and Mikey realize Jerry has become so dependent on his jacket that he is using it to hide from girls, they decide it’s time for a little tough love and they force him to spend a week without his jacket. Unfortunately it’s also the week of a big oral report. Will Jerry learn to walk without his crutch? Or will he fall flat on his face?

Who is Shelly Lewis? Cheerleader? Freshman? Schoolyard Snitch? Or just Parker Lewis’ little sister? Tired of living in Parker’s shadow, Shelly falls in with the supernatural Darksiders, rulers of Santo Domingo’s underworld.

We're back with season 2 of our Parker Lewis Can't Lose Re-watch podcast! This time on the podcast, we discuss "Father Knows Less". It’s time for the annual Marathon of the Mind! Students are tasked with building a toaster from a box full of random parts. One catch, though, they have to do so with a parent or guardian. What could go wrong?