Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Clicking the tea. The ever-turning scale of sacrilege. Copywriting the Bible. Writing our Jesus movie. Hobby Lobby smuggles ancient tablets. What?! The Holy Corporation Scale. Romancing the dictator. Nathan teaches Justin to tell fish tales. Pocket Sized. How to eat a human liver. The pains and pleasures of the Wozard of Iz. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley,...

This Week: Studio quality audio. Hot brown all around. Starburst and beer, a winning combination. Less news, more news. Colbert, hilariously, announces running for president in Russia. Pining for Herman Cain. The possible trend towards celebrity presidents. Backed into choices we don't want to make. Unnecessarily strategerizing the 2020 Democratic ticket. The All-You-Can-Eat Sadness Buffet. Like g...

Thanks spiders!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writin...

We're back!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing fo...

This Week: Mary smells of roses. Scratch and sniff Catholic candles. Clemency. What does Jesus smell like? S&G = Lube and Ash. Vomit Nose. The brief salve of the French elections. What James Comey is doing with his free time. A Spicer in the hand is worth more than one in a bush. Cum Laude! Rick Perry is amazed. Hawking says we gots ta go. We prescribe Bill Nye. Reinventing Bob Corker. What di...

This Week: 808's, 909's and Other Things with 0's In the Center. Getting Down with The Get Down. Justin Says It Again, "Don't Trust Anyone Named Jerry in the Music Industry". House Republicans Decide to Fuck Everyone... Except Themselves. What Years of Republican-ism Does to Your Looks. Strange Love for John McCain. Put the Baconators Down! A Gaggle of Stinkhorns in Your Backyard. The Kid That Cou...

This Week: Freak Snow. It's Best Not to Know Your Neighbors. Sex Bugs and Where to Find Them. Eyes Wide Disturbed. Michael Jordan's Has Become a Sad Person :( So, No Kisses for John Waters...? How to Pitch a No-Hitter on LSD. "Keep Going Until the Floor Becomes the Ceiling" and Other Inspirational Quotes. The Boyz Complain About Other Countries And Quickly Recognize That We're the Worst. Catastrop...

This Week: Is Sober Justin Higher In Quality? No... No, he isn't... Stop suggesting that he is... it can't be possible. Alcoholics Anonymous Apps. Sorry for the sniffles, folks! Elvis' Mike and Ike's. Go to Sun Records Nathan, go! How are things in Mauritania? They're bad. They've always been bad. Reluctant reading of the news. And then what happened? A big time hard on for The Washington Post. Wa...

This Week: Trump's Bisexual Special Needs Cat, Justin's Childhood Rule of Iraq, How To Look Isolated, Bright Colors for Middle East Peace, Snakeism, Name Your Band Bigley, NPR's Cider Concern, Lindsey Graham Gets the Sauce, Letters to Michelle, Ted Cruz the Televangelist, Serve the Servants and Judge the Judges, Admiral Carell Goes Before Congress, Neil Gorsuch's Life in Black and White, Kale Smoo...

This Week: The Maddening of March, Nathan Likes Water Too Much, Hoping for OK, Trump Wants to Make Sweet Love to Andrew Jackson, MAGA: The Pokemon Budget, Spicey Puts On His Undies, Betsy Devos' Diamond-Encrusted Flying School Desk, Presidential Book It!, The Limbaugh Abdomen, The Hamburglar Takes Over McDonald's Twitter Account, Daniel Tiger's Second Job. And more! Post Credits Song = Biofunk = J...

This Week: Noise Promises, Breaks Are Important, Justin's Evan Dando Tramp Stamp, Iceland Becomes the First Country to Demand Women Have Equal Pay, Nathan Is NOT Eating People, Scott Pruitt DEFINITELY Is, Antonin Scalia's Hunting Club, Hey Kids! Chocolate Pasta! And more! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Em...

This Week: Screaming at NPR, Make America Great Again Berets, Nathan Will Never Get Runner's High, Laziness: The Anti-Drug, Dre/Z 2020, Oprah Has Thought About Running For President, Visit Russia's Sadness Depot, Radio Controlled Flying Dildos!, Jeff Sessions Cloven Hooves Click Nicely On Government Marble, Steve Bannon Has Gross Feet, Calling the Department of Justice, Everything is Fish and Chip...

This Week: Horse Dancing Out of Bounds, Nathan Colludes with Russian Horse Dancing Officials, R.E.M. Defends Georgia Against General Sherman, Puzder Steps Down, Flynn is Ousted, Russian Smoke Continues to Gather (It's Sad and Alcoholic), In Da Club, #TrumpPressConference, The Moderate Left Is Sitting Here, Establishing A New Mainstream, Thems the Beans, How the Cookie Overcomes, A Trio of Anti-LGB...

This week with 20% more hope! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a vo...

This week we catch up on a political week that felt like three. Welcome to a new reality folks. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You lo...

This week Nathan and Justin venture into the field to report from Nashville's Power Together TN March in Solidarity with the Women's March on Washington the day after Donald Trump's Inauguration. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr...

Hang in there everybody!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan...

This Week: A Bad Case of Sugarfoot, Cute Girls with Diabetes, Attack of the Killer Meatballs, Hatin' on Bobby Flay, Justin's Wife Punches Rachel Ray, Make America Grape Again, Christopher Steele (kind of like real life James Bond), Trump Likes to Watch People Pee on Each Other, Dings for Eric Trump, 3 Doors Down Plays "Kryptonite" for the Inauguration, Cumbersome Cabinet Nominations, Bullshit Brei...

This Week: The Seuss Strikes Back! The Cat in the Hat Invades Your Home. Annotated Mein Kampf Bestseller in Germany (not joking). The French Nationalist Fricassee. Nathan and Justin Poison Themselves with Hackberries. Second Hand New York Times. Old Cherry Goes to the Pub. The Horror of Justin's 5th Grade School Journal. Justin Is Not Whele. A Very Moist Spring Break. Our Commitments to the Furtur...

This Week: Noises that win favor world-wide. Taking out 2016's garbage. The Quest for Star Wars Starring Cubs Players and Dan Bolo. The French Plumber Saves Justin's Psyche. Sports Update! Misadventures at the Belk Bowl. The New Scent of Axe Body Spray. The Gamey Smell of Conquest. Horrors of the British East India Company. How to Make Grog. Russian Generals Love Coca-Cola. Author Candles and How...

This Week: The boys sit down to watch the Christmas classic Die Hard, just in time for Christmas day. Follow along and enjoy! It's funny... sort of. Thanks for listening! #PodernFamily Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.co...

This Week: What 111 Is to Nathan. Justin rolls a tear for Bing Bong. Nathan is Haggard Off the Back of his Nothing Week. The Mixing of Legal Records (Two Turntables and a Legal File). Semen Analogies... Most Don't Hold Up. Trump Wins the Grammy for Foreign Despotism Friendliness. Justin's Illogical Picks for All the Bowl Games. Nathan has a mouthful of olives and feta. Sandwiches are Exhausting. N...

This Week: Schnapps for ya! Scary Jesus Rock Star! Exclamations! The Boys Barely Survive Thanksgiving Break. Justin Forms the Head. A Cabinet Stuffed Full of White Dudes. The Gods Shit on Justin. Wayward Alabamians Save Nathan's Life. What A Three-Year-Old Thinks of Christmas. Donkey In the Sky with Star Rays. The Manger Scene in Zero Gravity. Riding On the Phantom 309. Kubricks' Jesus. Gentile Bu...

This Week: Where is Mencia's Mind? The Mother Fuckers Act Like They Forgot About Bush. White Riots. The Electoral College Flunks Ethics 101. The Worst Political Tragedy of 2016: Nebraska Roy Not Elected. Oh Golly, Breitbart. Justin Gives David Brooks A Big Hug. People With Dissenting Opinions Have Coffee and Hang. Millennias Will Outlaw Peanut Butter. Wisconsin's Election Day Domino of Cardiac Arr...

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