Sushi Jackknife

Something to soothe your mind on this most auspicious of days.

This Week: Drug Themed Tennis Matches, World Series Serious, Cleveland Native Americans, The Most Diverse Sport, Pete Rose: The Donald Trump of Baseball, Karma Karma Karma Karma Cleveland Indians, Ace of Base is Hollow, Leave Us Alone Sweden!, Chickens For Gun Control, Baby Punching with Coco Crisp (not really), America as a Floating Rocket Island, Vociferous Adventures in Early Voting, Sumo Wrest...

This Week: It's Justin's Birthday! How's that for dedication folks?  Are You Perpendicular to the Earth? Wanderings in Shelby's Bottom. Clinton/Kane as Public Enemy. Hookah Misadventures. Newman's Own Moon Dirt. The Jasmine Snorters. Compassion Meat. Demon rabbits in DC. The Noam Over Nathan. Let's drown a witch and then go for sliders! Guy Fieri Narrates a Children's Show. Our Third Option in 201...

This Week: Nathan Tortures Justin with a Metronome, Justin's Friends Are Sandwiches, Dr. Phuck-ton, Blowing on Things in New York, Anderson Cooper's Horse Tranquilizers, Wolf Blitzer Storm Troopers, Debate Anal-ysis, SJK Hates the Truth, Citizen Rambo.  And much, much more!  Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife...

This Week: Corrections on the Fate of Laika the Space-Dog, Chai-arrhea, Celery Houses, Rainforest Reams, Poultry Buggery, Trump and Putin Sitting in a Tree Creating Global Domination and Anarchy, Hillary Kicks Some Serious Orange Space Lizard Ass, Nathan Experiments with Conservative Talk Radio, Monk's List, Bottom Shelf Wine for a Special Lady, Top Hat Placenta, What Is A Toboggan Anyway?  And mo...

This Week: The Corpse of Laika the Space-Dog, Lakes of Mars, How to Win a Slave in Ten Days, The Invention of the God Rondonecus, Scroll Format Is Way Better Than eBooks, Google Visiting Downtown Tehran (Asadi Square), Rick Steves's, Sesame Street: Uncensored, Is There a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?, Tomes of the English Language, General Manners Reign Supreme, No Disdain for Bourdain, Network Approved Po...

This Week: $1000 to Swallow Tree Jizz, World's Most Sexually Attractive Tree, Magnolias are High Maintenance, Nathan Looks Like He's in an Old West Movie, The Noir-Western Is Born, Uranium: Twisting the Dragon's Tail, Aramark Serves Food At Chernobyl, The Raspberry Party, Making Love to the Ground in the Dakotas, Torture is Delicious, Unproductive Globe Spinning, Things the French do Well, Fear an...

This Week: Watch Tattoos Are Helpful, Various Dick-Related Products, Nathan is an Equal Opportunity Asshole (but we love him so), Unicorns Farting Jellybeans, The Crew Analyzes Bill's Dream, The Origin of Tattooed Bananas, The Origin of Sushi Jackknife, Beautiful Cricket Backgrounds, Drunk Tractor Pull Convos, Carved Jesus-Eyes What Follows You, Bison Warriors, Finnius is a Dream Defender, Justin...

Loyal Listeners, have a friend who might be SJK curious? Perhaps an enemy? Use this promo to bring them out of the cosmic comedy closet. Don't face the void alone! 

This Week: Horse Specific Ships. Justin's brain loves nonsense. Legitimate thoughts. Sean Connery, The Pig. Chicken Dirigibles. Nathan knows a little French... mostly boys. Ms. Maloof censors 9/11 or, as she would prefer, "Nueve Once". The boys butcher Spanish. Workplace microwaves receive a hacky level of attention. Amber, the Podcast Dog, needs to calm the fuck down. The enumerated echelons of b...

This Week: Who's the boozeiest scientist? Efficient Booze Consumption (or EBC). All sorts of clinky bitches. Deeboroni makes another guest appearance. As well as Diane, Di, Deebert and all the other ladies living inside her mind. Bitch pie. Nathan is too tired for Justin's nonsense. Up close Olympics. "The Girl from Ipanema" makes Nathan angry... again. Charlie Rose in heels. Justin fails to under...

This Week: The boys record in the back of a Schlotzsky's. Nathan's mankini is riding up. Nathan magics his way to a wedding while Justin magics his rocks off. Deebert makes her podcast debut (she will return). Tales of the Trampoline Dungeon Master. Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru. Feather earrings = "put together". No one takes the Green Party seriously. Racial feasting. Justin dreams of being a...

This Week: Nathan is a hat guy... suddenly. The boys admit being too negative lately. Taco Mamacita is garbage. Justin's penis coughs gravel. Zaffre the Zebra in a Boy Band. Justin reads a paranoia poem. Nathan's brain is constipated with thoughts. Chocolate Frosted Windows. Nathan ponders life enjoying MacNeggets and MacDenald's. Burning Lady Questions.  Dateline: Newz You Can't Uze!  Florida Cop...

More like "Justin Is Asleep". On his way to bed Justin decides to ponder Kurt Cobain documentaries, the music industry, pockets of indie-freedom-awesomeness brief though they may be, and enjoys a Negroni (some Italian dude's name, not racist).  Apologies for the lack of pop filter on this one. It will never happen again.  Song = "Reality Testing" = Justin  If you're on the Twitter-verse try using...

This Week: Justin goes Noir, one dog equals one thousand rain drops, Pound Puppies are misremembered, Blair from www.mrhardware.com , industrious immigrants, how to market to children for the purpose of destroying their brains, rescuing the Junkfood Junkie, Mike Pence is a smooth character, Nathan hates Joe Rogan, the boys consider the implications of social media becoming our outlet for public fo...

This week: Justin and Nathan debate restarting the Multiverse, Justin is curious to watch the time dominoes fall, Nathan objects, Justin is a lazy flyer, Nathan doesn't care about flying super heroes, World War II in Color, Nathan de-Science Fictions Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five", creation stories are created then intelligently undesigned, Nathan is possibly a nihilist (?), Scientology liv...

This week: The shenanigans are few, but potent. The focus is on Nathan's analysis of police brutality, the NRA and gun control issues at large. It's a more serious Sushi Jackknife, but a necessary one. Next week back to the random ridiculousness you've come to love/tolerate.   Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackkni...

This week: Nathan and Justin descend on downtown Nashville. They climb to the top of the Sheraton Hotel, meet a mostly lucid bachelorette party, Justin signs a penis, Nathan creates an anus, Justin is fascinated with bucket drumming, the guys encounter two adults raising snake awareness, stop for a cigar siesta then take a ride with a pedicab driver who has it in for Chris D'Elia (the very enterta...

This week Justin admires admirable drunks, previews the next episode of Sushi Jackknife (live in downtown Nashville) and manages to meditate for ten minutes! Beware the kid with the leathern dress socks!  Theme = Justin Song = "Play Dead" = Andalusia! = Justin soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/andalusianashville  soundcloud.com/maslowmurrow 

This Week: The guys call Sweden and, surprisingly, have a very honest conversation with a stoned Kenyan. Nathan was made for radio. Selling the Dakotas. What sports teams are worth more than states. The Ballad of Jumpin' Jack Murphy. Hating on the Blahcoreians. Pre-braces. The Relative Suicide Rates of Dentists Vs. Orthodontists. Justin has too much flesh between his teeth. Nathan learns to read l...

Yet another episode of lies! Actually, I just got really drunk and tried to record. That was a disaster so, this is a meta sort of thing where I listen to myself being drunk and talk about how I was drunk. Entertaining? It's possible I suppose.  Theme = Justin  Song = "Pink Peaks" = Justin  soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/

So, guess what? Justin decided to do a little interstitial podcast during the week. It's totally unnecessary, but short, so listen if you have like a smoothie break or whatever. It's called "Justin Is Awake". It will appear in the regular ole Sushi Jackknife feed.  Theme = Justin  Song = "bad drugz" = Justin  soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/andalusianashville  soundcloud.com/maslowmurrow...

This Week:  How to harmonize with yourself. Learn to circle breathe like Kenny G. Nathan's transition. Childbirth is a dangerous diet plan. Justin's toddler makes a guest appearance and he drinks a white russian out of a baby bottle. Nathan brings home a baby bumble bee. Toddlers have no hobbies. Fred, the 8 foot long plush caterpillar adventures around the house. A murderers journey. OJ Simpson's...

This Week: Nathan's Terrifying Real Laugh, Justin's Absinthe Adventures, The Rise of Whisper-Peach, Justin's Least Favorite Housewives, Golden Carroling, The Reappearance of Our Favorite Game: Who Said It? Garrison Keillor or Lil' Wayne, Defend Yourself Against Seuss-Satan!, An Understanding of Par, Turns Out... The Muse Is a Hermaphrodite, Prince's Purple Pathway, Nathan's Fifties Household, Horr...

Our very first live episode! Justin accosts Super-Fan Kyle. The crowd plays MFK with First Ladies as the required category. Nathan offers sage psychological advice. Nebraska Roy makes his first podcast appearance and politics get deep. Somewhat-Fan Brandon decides to fudge the recently deceased body of Nancy Reagan. The rise of Beef Tar Tar Machine Gun. A handful of audience members are harmed for...