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This Week:  Nathan's Inner Birds, Speaking Transportation Disappointment, Trump Slashes NASA's Budget and Gives Bank President's A Bonus, Cheery Pill Abuse, Trader Hans, Hitler Loves Chicken (at least in ads), Marital Beer Negotiations, Kroger's Stigmata Security Guard, Dissecting the Keebler Elves, Move Your Penis!, Pulped Up Demons And More!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley,...

This Week: Human Gushers, Various Cullings, Fight Club Food Analogies Explained, People Thrust Books At Nathan, The Brain-Fuck That Is James Joyce's Ulysses, The Boys Turn Japanese, Weezer Releases Another Album For Their Crayon Box Series, The Right Combo Of Illegal Drugs To Create The Perfect Pop Song, Science And Art Go Tulip Skipping, The Son Of Satan Is Goo, Justin Fears Ooze, Dr. Evil Ignora...

This Week: The Unintentional Return of the White People Racial Slur of the Week, Nathan Personally Attacks Dr. Phil, Justin Is A Collective of Dopey Hyenas, Pixar De-Pixelated, Everett "Let's It Go...", Earth Needs Snow-Women, We Track Down Bill Engvall's Actual Signs, Michael Stipe is All Beard, Beatles Based Religion, Earth West vs Space West, The Boys Pray At the Altar of Speed and Make a Book...

This Week:  The Boys Get Apathetic and Invent the Apathemeter, Golden Rod Becomes Mac and Cheese, People Crayons, People Rainbows, Buffet Colors, The Flowers that Protested the Holocaust, Norwegian Death Metal Tombstone Tipping, IKEA Saves Sweden from Meatball Rampage, The Man Who Eats a Big Mac a Day, There's a Cavity in Daddy's Body Where All the Big Macs Go, Fuck Creepy Sufjan Songs, Justin Fin...

This Week:  The Boys Stream A Child, FBI Office Celebrations, Foghorn Leghorn Wins the Democratic Nomination, Nathan Has A Temporal Revelation, Ted Cruzin' The USA, Videodrome Memories, Heaven Provides the Perfect Haircut, The Dalai Lama's Latte Guy, Edward-James-Kylie-Minogue, Nathan Has A Disturbing Realization Regarding Marc Maron, The Colgate Radio Hour, Strange Currencies in A Hotel Gym, Nebr...

This Week: Everybody Be Positively Fuckin' with Justin, Pants the Rapper, Nathan Does Not Have A Vestigial Cervix, Bro-Down, Soy Protein Grows Vaginas, Scientifically A Lady, Saxophones Both Correctly and Incorrectly, IKEA: Inferno-Purgatorio-Paradiso, Finnish Children's Metal, Nathan and Justin Rebrand "Chicken of the Sea", Casual Racism, The More-Fun Cycle of Revelation, Trump's First Day, The B...

This Week:  Nathan Hates Electronica, Hell is Glow Sticks, Nathan's Cherry Flavored Adventures in Michigan, 70's Tall Hair, Justin Watches TV with his Grandma (again), The Superiority of "Lego-Kids", Charles Shultz Hated Jazz, Justin Can't Understand Elton John, Electric Boots Are Fully Explored, Which Is More Tolerable: The Oscars or The Grammys, Random Punching in Hollywood, Charlie Wilson's War...

This Week: Stockings Both Stuffed and UnStuffed Id Forefronts Freud Holds No Water and Becomes Skeletor Justin Seizes Into Psychology 101 Nathan Makes a Reasonable Argument

This Week: Misogyny Runs Rampant  Lady-Casts  Book Clubs Unmasked  Marriage Clubs  Additional Manish Shit French-British Accents  Rain in Various Locations Wingdings Are Purposeless  Snowpacolpyse 2016 Botanists Admire Poison Ivy's Purpose  Justin Shaves, Nathan's Beard Insta-Grows 

This Week:  Don't Be Cruel, New Jack Swingers  Candyland is a Diabetes Nightmare  Moot Cupcakes Taste Pink  The Cigarette Generation Loves Black Licorice  The Golden Age of America: When Every Town in America Had a Gang and a Whorehouse  The First Website Ever  Nu-Metal Resurgence  Whore Habitations  Bernie, Hillary and Donald Have Tea 

This Week: Everything is So Basic Kentucky Dispatches Justin Becomes a Suicide Tree Topper Gross Old Email Addresses Tattoo Needle Lines

This Week: Our very first Christmas episode featuring discussion of Christmas' pasts, the world's most disturbing Christmas song, a found recording of a soon to be classic Christmas song, Santa Mythology, and the epic story of the Tuba Man (Savior of Christmas) in the form of a radio play.   Also, magical impregnating overalls, Home Alone 6: The Revenge, Trash Collector Gift Wars, and more! Tuba M...

This Week:  Nathan and Justin Explore the music of their teen-hoods  Justin Constructs a Musical Memory of Spam Our Craigslist Bullshit Saga Continues!  The Mysteries of Renfield's Syndrome and Consensual Blood Drinking The Boys Become Social Meth Users  Nathan is "the other guy" in Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" and the Anti-Robin Williams in a new Dead Poet's Society A Tuba Man is Born <

This Week: "Yankee Doodle" Craigslist Casting   Hitchcock in a Sombrero Clint Eastwood is the same age as Yoda Patriotic Stripper Club Extreme Fiber Consumption

This Week:&#160; Beck-osity&#160; Cake Expectations&#160; Other Metallic Surfers &#160; Yankee Doodle: The Musical&#160; The Ultimate American&#160; Mystical Cosmic Reasoning&#160; Local Political Spirit Animals Tube Space Shuttles Bring Phil Collins Back From the Dead Elysium Fields of Justin-Wheat Follow That Bird

This Week:  The Full Body Scratcher Saga Continues Used Tongue Studs Justin Writes a Modern Country Hit Shakespeare on Motorcycles Happy Gilmore in Middle English  A Game of Willies  The Trials of Ty Pendlepants  Acceptable Times to Eat Thanksgiving Food  Nathan Is the Cake-Squire The Best Desert Island Pie (Not Dessert Island Pie) 

This week:  Milk is not for dinner and breast milk is not a protein supplement Lance Armstrong is a cycling vampire Nathan likes holes and Holes Excitable Boy recitation Sub-Cutaneous Itch Demons! BwahhH!!! Nathan gives Justin a disappointing sports quiz  Ace Ventura is not to be understood Michael Landon's "Highway to Holes" And more! 

This week:  Dissonant Flutes Running Opiates Anthropomorphized Drew Carey's Evil Part Elvis and Bob Barker's Grave Nathan Slags Hard on NPR   Different People (Politically Correct X-Men) Hil

This Week:  Nathan has issues with head orifices  Vincent Price looks great in black vinyl  Nathan razes the Grand Canyon Justin commits insurance fraud for new lightbulbs With every "pop" an angel gets a disease People Are Like Birds Airplanes vs. Asteroids  This Gelatinous Nation And More! 

This Week:  A  conundrumy  compilation of previous episodes. New coming soon!

This week:  Russian Speed Knitting  La Cucaracha Math  The Failure of Phelps  Simul-Cancer God's Spider Infested Window Michael Keaton Strokes His Chest Hair The Luge at the Louvre  Bob Dylan is Baskin Robbins he Man in the Pink Sombrero

This Week:  Terry Gross is on Acid Justin Hates Coach Nathan's Eulogy  Dick Van Dyke at the Lazarus Pit  The Comforts of Dibley The Nuptial Haystack  Calendar Chants And more!  PS "Tomorrow Never Knows" is the song Justin couldn't remember with the awesome drum beat.

This Week:  Hate Chicken over Mutant Chicken  Tesla and Einstein's Secret Relationship The Amazing Expanding Neuron!  Northern Exposure (A Fish Out of Alaska)  Rejection Via Beanie Babies  And more!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley,

This week:  Nathan's Funeral Narration Murder is cool Penis Resonations The Pessimism Mood Ring Justin is the Segue King 

This week:  DMX redefined.  Who said it Lil Wayne or Garrison Keillor? Frigs and Progs are set loose upon the Earth!  How to try start a fight with a Twitter bot. Morrissey's coin slot examined. And more!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our