Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Muuuuhhh... Them crazy-ass micro-gods. Chimp George. The evil was in the tail. Doug returns! Justin goes to therapy. Getting diagnosed out of an old, worn DSM. Therapy on a Groupon. If Nathan was disabled. Nathan is an emotional Sherlock Holmes. Puppet Jesus has a mean smoker's cough. Things you should pay full price for. Any takers for free on-air therapy for Nathan???

This week Nathan and Justin take a ride in a car. 

This Week: Singing "Beat on the Brat" to your child. Kanye lullabies. New radio makes Nathan feel old. Country adjacent. The tragedy of "Nikki: Wild Dog of the North". Drunk elephants: very dangerous. "America": The Gilded Toilet. Watching Letterman's "My Next Guest Is..." Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. There are not enough minor-podcast feuds. The XFL returns with the Nashville Nut-Quacks!  Co...

This Week: Cheering Gradma's teacups (or some other euphemism), Nathan puts snow-cones behind him, rants of all sizes and variety, Jeff Flake gave a good speech, Justin's father-in-law tweet storm, the first time Justin Googled, scolding Jeeves, Bob Dole's "adult leadership", giving Jeff Sessions a bump. Follow us: @SushiJackknife on Twitter Thanks to all our loyal listeners! You all make the show...

This Week: Ukrainian vodka...and after effects. Kid Velociraptor. Anderson Cooper liberated. Liver branding! Ahhh! The mysterious blue tick graffiti. Shitholes. Shitholes. Shitholes. Fat cats and skateboard dachshunds. Pug origins and why they shouldn't be alive. Find Your Wag.  Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moni...

This Week: Happy 2018 everyone! The retirement home special. Shawl-neck pleasure. To diddle or die?! One time traditions. Chugging Cheetos. Yam and mustard. Take a drunk girl home - a how-to guide. A very Andy Cohen New Years. Costco virgin no more! Dave Chappelle's new special. Spider-Child, good thing he can swing alone. Nathan's belligerent "not depressed" club.           Justin has a new solo...

This Week: Reaching down in the Republican depths. Re-watching The Water Boy . A brief history of SJK Christmas Specials. Nathan edits Die Hard. Mick Jagger is NOT a rapper. Nathan and Justin's favorite obscure Christmas songs. Chance, the Chancer. Truly strange Christmas traditions from around the world. Nathan's designs for new blow-up Christmas decor. The number 1 Nativity Pooper. How to proper...

Hi friends. This week we have a little merry Xmas for you... the special cassette episode we recorded for our friends over at The Tattooed Bananas Podcast. This was recorded directly to a cassette and transferred so, the audio quality and the quirks are part of the charm. By request we focused on dreams... OooooooOOOooo... Happy Holidays and enjoy :) 

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins. And more! Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotif...

This Week: Sandy, the Cruise Ship Hostess. Something that stains the mouth. Fuck Boat. Patty, the Hustler Mannequin. Bringing slutty brownies home for the holidays. Infiltrating the Swiss Colony. Anonymous, KS. Jim and Andy. Baby Gilbert Gottfried. Lady Caves. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife...

Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy...

This Week: Pounding Dots AKA The Post-Halloween Malaise. Justin goes asphalt diving. Reminiscing about Marmaduke. Halloween movies Justin can stand to watch. Nathan rails against preemptive Christmas music listening. The Fantastic F-Bombing John Boehner. Ted Cruz: Crop Duster. Scary Michelle. Nathan and Justin put themselves in... shoes. The Box Mogul. Obama's brand. And more! If you've never seen...

This Week: Nathan erodes into sand. The intricacies of Spill Magic AKA Puke Sand. Heart malice. Playing exploding kittens. Everyone ignores the 10 year old girl. The perils of hotel room meth. Corker cuts, he slices, he even juliennes fries! Nathan's plan to save us all. Inside the "adult day care center". Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart: A Platonic Love Affair.     And more! Post Credits Song = "No...

This Week: Justin is a real whiny-boy. It's dangerous to be homeless in Nashville. Nathan gets pitched bad screenplay ideas - from someone other than Justin! Boxing werewolves. Running the Octacathalon. Hanging out with a foot guy. Chock Full of Chips. Bone-shaped treats ain't foolin'. Cannibal Preferences. If you were to butcher a human... Linoleum tycoon's home furnishings. The Mis-Adventures of...

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This Week: No show notes is good show notes!   Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. B...

This Week: The Dice of Material Returns! Brandon IS Photogenic. Your One-Time Children's Halloween Costume Investment. Fatbergs in London. The Flow of Uranus. Kid Rock's Campaign. Nathan Has an Actual Gong (It's actually actually a china cymbal). We're Not Fucking Doing This. Detroit's Rap Campaign. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock's Surprising Relationship. The First Amendment and... Boobs. Mowing the Wh...

This Week: Nathan and Justin Celebrate Their 100 Episode!  Featuring: The Enchanting Guitar of Deebert! The Dice of Material! Quick Hits: The Extended Edition! Who Said It? Terry Gross or Iggy Pop! Mystery Who Said It?! Unrav

This Week: 99 luft Sushi Jackknives. What we need is a team of mimes. Impassioned hand gestures. Trolls in holes. Look out for those hard segways! Don't drive if you're in Norway. Autodidact doctors. Fear of discussing WWII coming up in conversation. Bow alongside me. Nathan has no interest in Asia. My mind China. Skin burrowing happens. Nathan distrusts Tai Chi. Photoshop for speech -- scary impl...

This Week: Come down the rabbit hole with me. Bob Ross, Television Artist, mysteries. The Charlottesville Tragedy and Subsequent Debacle. Inventing the "Alt-Left". How Paul Ryan chills. "Ditch Mitch" actually refers to Mitch McConnell's love of low places. Trump does improv. Baron's career in apps. Statuesque Alabama. Nathan is sick of depth. Trump's honorary law degree, are you kidding?!?! A requ...

Hot off the presses!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com   Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's wr...

This Week: Moderate Entertainment Ahead. Bong Jour! The State of Things in the Keebler Tree. Kid Rock v. Will Smith for Senate. Lawn Care as a Social Construct. Justin Starts His Day as a Purse Chicken. Paw Patrol Encourages Hoarding. The Best Part of Mini-Golf. Pepe Le Pew Is Super-Rapey. Nathan's Obsession with Anvil Drops. Bathing in the Dip. Visiting the Void. The Perils of Beach Shit, NE. Hip...

This Week: Phil Vai...uh...Valentine. Dog Tetris. Single Child Home. Marvis: The Fourth Planet from the Sun. The Presidential Combo. Dick Cheney's Foot Rub. Starting rumors about Laura Bush. Eyes Wide Regan Administration. No one gives a fuck about Planet X. Steve Bannon and Marilyn Manson have at least one thing in common. Fuck yeah John McCain. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badl...

This Week: Don't Let Baby Watch "Snowflake". The Marshmallow Test. Mozart was not oppressed. Another rock and roll suicide. The cat-like tendencies of Jim Morrison. Every Segway ride is someone's first Segway ride. The Smashing Pumpkins "Thirty-Three", Justin's swan song. Heavy on the heavy news. Spicey can return to his bush. Justin is challenged to get all his news from Fox News (for one week).....

This Week: Nathan is steamed. Cool Papa Bell was faster than the speed of light. The Tao of Black and Mild Wine's. Justin needs you to join his cult. Discovery store Zen. Drafting mantras. Clive Anderson's ties. How to use your arms while walking so it is not disturbing. Nathan straightens his imaginary bow tie. Crafting your very own phobia. The time stopping power of Chuy's fajitas. Hot takes of...