Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Justin Has An Odd Experience. The Freezer Smells Like Garlic. Tighter Pants Than You Should. Thumbs-Up Double Puddle! Preparing For A Trip To America (i.e. Get Ready for the Assholes). Nathan's Legs Are Very Strong. Middle School Gym Smell. Jimmy Johns' Snail Sandwich. Dumpster Fire Saturday. Check out Justin's new project, Dr. Somebody, on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChTM...

This Week: Tannins. Elton John lyrics. Re-crowning Queen. Justin breaks down in tears. Nathan, ridiculous at the gallows. The New Moon in Scorpio. The cows take over very slow. Soundcloud rappers. What does DJ Khaled do? Surgery in Florida. The Blue Tide. Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Ema...

This Week: McDonald's of the Future. William, Cock of the Walk. Dating Misadventures. Aliens, right? Extremes... Or, the Private Road Hypothesis. The Flat Earth Cruise. Mis-Sexing Sea Turtles. Debunking "Finding Nemo". Dissection Memories. Flat Earth Cruise: http://www.mysailing.com.au/latest/coming-in-2020-the-flat-earth-themed-cruise Check out Justin's new project, Dr. Somebody, on YouTube: http...

This Week: Join Nathan and Justin as they try to find a decent place for a drink in Nashville. Not too pricy, not too hip, not too murdery, not a place that will bar their entry. Check out Justin's new project, Dr. Somebody on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChTMF1-9ZExP0psPCAkR6aw As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Me...

This Week: Nathan's dream job. Industrial ASMR. Evangelical pedal tavern. The Care and Feeding of Your Sugar Glider. Brunch Gecko. Justin's Tape Worm Genealogy. Annabelle's Hugs. Human blood. It's almost like genetics are complicated. As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Check out Justin's latest album at julioandi.bandcamp.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Me...

This Week: We don't practice Santeria, but we do enjoy it! B*tches ain't Ben Folds. Emo never dies. All British people love coconuts. Hitler's Collected Works. Other musings on fruit. The cannibalism threshold. Marie Kondo floods your house.  As Always:  Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com  Check out Justin's latest album at julioandi.bandcamp.com  Twitter: @SushiJackknife @...

This Week: Piss-Feet. Stranded In New Mexico At Christmas. The Two Things Nathan Loves. Writing Each Other's Eulogies. Nermal, the Metro Kitten. Bluetooth Tumbleweeds. Super Bowl 53. Dog Police. The Early Days of MTV. The Perfect Gift for Valentine's... Maybe? Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Check out Justin's latest album at julioandi.bandcamp.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @...

This Week: Merry Christmas Sushi Fans! Creating the Santa Mythos. Mensch On A Bench. Christmas Is Stupid. 23 And Justin. Rudolph Is A Drunk. Mr. Magoo's Christmas Special. Inspirobot Brings Us To Our Knees. Santa's Reindeer Are All Eunuchs!  Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Check out Justin's latest album at julioandi.bandcamp.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft M...

This Week: Giving It Up to the WAC. Two Dimensional Ladies Need Jobs, Too. Meta Sushi Jackknife. Justin dips his fingers in rivers... Anyone surprised? The Paradox of Cincinnati Chili. Old People Racism. The 2018 Swiss Colony Catalog. Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gm...

This Week: Earl Grey, the speed ball of teas. Justin wins a thing. Hospital elevator navigation. Who Said It: Conway Twitty or Kanye West? Nathan's self help book, "Focus on The Don'ts". Justin's a 0, Nathan's a 23. Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Our new pod...

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This Week: French tucks and other sex acts. The downsides of tea. Justin makes a fortune selling peanuts. Nathan's travel tips. Garbage segues. Bottled butter. Nathan gets schooled on wind chimes. Justin imagines Italian wind chimes. Nathan hates yoga, but loves The Balding Flamingo pose. Willie Nelson, the early years. Movies having 13% or less on Rotten Tomatoes. Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadl...

This Week: Jesus, kill my friend. Justin's dystopian future. Mercerism: A Fake Religion Discussed. Realistic X-Men. Chocolate Sawdust (And other great Limp Bizkit albums). The Ballad of Basil Marceaux. Diane Black, the Human Digestive. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Our new podcast Nothing But A...

This Week: How to say basil. To dip or not to dip? The original intent of biscotti. Which European countries would Nathan/Justin fit in best at? Hear the boys guess each other like lovers. Rome, I mean, if you want to. South African punk rock. The Turtle-Man in the Sky. The pitiful Maryland compromiser. Much more of a beef log kind of guy. Punch the shitty ham, only the shitty ham. Twitter: @Sushi...

This Week: Does anyone read these? Seriously? I feel like I'm yelling into a Goddamned void. If you do, drop Justin a line at sushijackknife@gmail.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Our new podcast Nothing But A Bob Thang is up and running. Sushi Jackknife continues indefinitely until we die. @B...

This Week: Defragmenting Nathan's brain. Justin gets his trapezius squoze. Enigmas. Deconstructing "The School of Life" YouTube channel. Nathan encounter's Roseanne. Furby organ. Nathan is an autumn. Justin's sitchenario©. The fascinating incorrect history of lids. Polyamory explored... well, only in theory :(  Lapping of water and snoring in the background provided by Podcast Dog Amber. Twitter:...

This Week: Always hated all you prick customers anyway. Tacos al jerk pastor. You can't handle the jalapeno. The runner's enema. Everette's denial. The Count goes through some stuff. The nation's hottest prime time drama: Puppet University. Rizzo the Rat goes deeper. Bartolo Colon is an inspiration. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife W...

This Week: Weird Knuckles. All of Nature Attacking You. Bootstraps at The Dollar Tree. It Feels Like We've Done More. Pulling Yourself Up By "An Impossible Task". NPR After-Dark. An Unsuspecting Barron Munchausen Reference. The Envelope. Dragon Energy. Immigrants Are NOT Out to Eat Us. Congressional Canes. Nathan Runs for the House of Representatives. An Appearance By Ballet-Darth Vader. Aim For T...

This Week: Justin plans way too early for Christmas. Thangs. Synchronized movie watching. Nebraska Roy's Ready Player One review. Lawnmower Man ruined VR for Justin. Nathan has doubts. Philosophy and shoes. Nina Totenberg's job is bullshit. Industrious and homeless beside a three-foot bronze vagina. Three years in, we're a vintage podcast. Our philosophy: Keep going even though no one cares. The e...

This Week: Catholic candle discrimination. Eye-drinking. Anal IPA. The sins of the owner. ASMR: Explored. Loving that Wire Mother. Breaking news 'bout Pandas. Zombie raccoons in Ohio. James Comey's book is coming. Paul Ryan retires. John Boehner: Pothead. Merch Wow! https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com  

This Week: It was Nathan's birthday! Petite White People at the Container Store. Swimming in connection. The kids say, "Get on Spotify!" Is iTunes for old people now? Celebrating Meh-Thursday. Nathan's problem with The Trinity. The Easter Bunny, Secret Judge of Children. Blood Eggs. Gumby makes his debut appearance. Radiooooo.com fascinating to listen to. Thanks to 13th Colony Rye Whiskey for fuel...

This Week: Nathan teaches Justin learns about Trap. How to get flagged on YouTube. "Tupac is Boring." WHAT?!?!?!?! The 80's Bridge. Jimi Hendrix should have been bigger. Quincy goes on a rampage and he knows who killed Kennedy. Be a Pisces, jam. Romancing Astrology. Black market brain scans. Alan Watts, the cultural appropriator. The boys lean.

This Week: The Ides of March. How can you trust a therapist who doesn't understand tea? The Sexuality Spectrum. Ricky Gervais' New Netflix Special. Sushi Jackknife VR. Co-Writing with A Seal. Tori, Tori, Tori. Love of Weird Singers. My Therapist Hates Me. Trump's Space Force. Vitas is Your New Favorite Pop Star. Nathan's Woke Marching Band.

This Week: Happy Belated International Women's Day! Nashville's Mayor. Establishing that sweet, sweet backchannel. That special kind of lunatic. Join Justin in the Way-Back Machine. The Korean Taco Conference. Comparing Autocratic Psychopaths. Slash's Rejects. Maybe we shouldn't war on concepts?! Getting Some Grade A Great Grey Area. Breasts in the Bar. Butterfly Tear Vampires... Not kidding!

This Week: We're Goldilocks. Nervy Bits. Nathan's Poo Meds Exposed! Your Life's Annual Report. Justin's time in Memphris, one of his favorite places. A Cool Decade. Prehistoric Chickens Doing Sudoku. Nathan's Gun Law.