Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Spider Stats, Fucking and Murdering Humanity's Way to the Top, Ancient Sumerian Keg Parties, We Briefly Consider Lowering the Bar Even Lower, Put Your Smart Pants Forward!, QAnon Craziness, Nathan Rates Our Reviews, Mingy, A Solution for 2020 - We Must Penetrate the Earth's Core!, The Left Needs Our Own Exciting Bullshit Conspiracy, Absurdism As Applied By Sushi Jackknife, Great Ideas (...

This Week: Dishwasher Drama, Nathan's Magic Hip, Gremlins, The Blind Couple, The Axios Interview, Bullshit Bar Graphs, Mike Pence and His Coronavirus Bible, Where Not To Touch Elmo, Pull Yourself Up By Your Tiny Little Boot Straps First Graders!, Satanic Temple Rules Scientology Drools, Youth Wonders... Bob Dylan Is A Real Person?, Catching Up On Red Hot Chili Peppers Records Ain't No Laws When Yo...

This Week: In a rare move, Nathan and Justin watch a movie and talk about it. 1990's Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Ronny Cox and Michael Ironside. Directed by Paul Verhoeven, based on the story "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" by Phillip K. Dick. And fuck you Blake. Listen to Justin's New Album Here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6ZoFlJjacoY2tVSV...

This Week: Big Thanks to AgitatedState for the Awesome Review!, Chris D'Elia Is A Creep, Meta Podcast Talk, A Podcast That Shits On Podcasts, Sushi Jackknife Watches A Movie? Your Suggestions Welcomed, Pole-Vaulting Air Buddies, Maskless Curbside Dentistry, Knives Out, Uncut Gems, Nathan Can't Suspend Reality, The Washington Redskins, The Massive Fuckery of Confederate Statues, CBS Evening News Ru...

This Week: The Many Faceted Frustrations of Bedroom Recording Through the Ages, Podcasting's Talkboy Origins, DAWless, Interesting Cover Songs, Touch My Glass Harmonica, A Historic Week in American History, A Novel And Brilliant Approach To Conducting Elections, Burnistoun, Bernie Ruined Public Enemy, Rage and Noam, The Pleasures of Pony. Black Lives Matter! #BedroomRecording #Dawless Listen to Ju...

This Week: Light Murder, O'Doul's, Anti-ASMR, We Both Like Fiona Apple, Let Us Interview Questlove, Don't Invite Nathan To Things, The Legend That Is John Daly, Michael Jordan Conspiracy Theory, James Bond Goes to Canada, Alpha Flight, Nashville's Bullshit Super Hero Team Listen to Justin's New Album Here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6ZoFlJjacoY2tVSV56e4D2 Electronic Music Here: livingsolutions...

This Week: Coronavirus! Coronavirus! Tiger King! Tiger King! That's pretty much it, plus an interesting (?) discussion about old men at urinals. It's better than you're imagining! Tiger Talk begins around 17min. Listen to Justin's New Album Here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6ZoFlJjacoY2tVSV56e4D2 Electronic Music Here: livingsolutions.bandcamp.com And Here: socialdeb.bandcamp.com As Always: Twi...

This Week: Bezos with a Big Golden B, Nathan Loves Statistics, The Only "Real" Personality Test ( https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/ ), The Little Things You Learn While Quarantined, Five Thirty Eight, Nathan's Annual Report, Hot Carls And Other Hits From Wikipedia, Tiger King. Listen to Justin's New Album Here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6ZoFlJjacoY2tVSV56e4D2 Electronic M...

This Week: Cabin Fever Round One Complete On To Round Two, The Human Vaccine, Coronavirus Was Actually Birthed Out of the UnHoly Combination of McRib and Shamrock Shake, All Introverts Go To Prison, Justin Can't Ration, The Man Who Spent Thousands On Purell, The Bodega of Chemical Burns, Species (Or However Justin Said It), Dystopian Playlist, A Crush On Tina Turner, Let's Take A Bullshit Vacation...

This Week: Oral Changes, Nathan Touches His Face, Glenn Tastes Delicious, Costco Pimps, Bodega CBD Blunts, NBA, The World Shuts Down, Will Trump Get the Virus?, Tornadoes Don't Scare Nathan, Racist Weather Coverage, "I Am Legend" Overkill, Tantric Sex is Inefficient, The Canterbury Orgies, Pureed Cash Cures All. Listen to Justin's New Album Here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6ZoFlJjacoY2tVSV56e4...

This Week: Gym Tyme. Male Thongs. Enrique Iglesias. Mandles. GOOP Candles. Loofah Boys. Lots of Scary Drugs on VICE. Hamilton's Pharmacopeia. Kentucky Ayahuasca. Krokodil. Bowls of Borscht. As Always: Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @Bob_ThangPod Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Support us here: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: What Didn't Suck In 2019? Lil Wayne's Scented Candles. The Proper Age for Cosmetic Surgery. Stealing Cadaver Dicks. Super Powered Six Year Olds. 2019 Was A Shit Year. Big Macs Are Basically Drugs. Vaping Is A Dumbass Idea. Baiting Plastic Trash. Nathan, the Politician. If She'd Just Been A Human Being. Cats, That Movie. Elsa Is Asexual? Colonization Is So Last Year. As Always: Read Nath...

This Week: George Michael. Chainsaws. History Channel. Pawn Shops. CRT TVs. Miami. DJ No Pants. Unsavory Muncie. Thompson On Letterman. Charlie Rose. Uber. Negative Star Reviews. Marilyn's Chickens. Taint Tanning. Butt Sunning. Shiny Vaginas. Sun Nipples. Mermaids. *On Justin's Uber comment about sexual harassment, harassment was also committed by riders as well as drivers. Don't listen to us, we'...

This Week: Barbie Parts. A Sudden Advocate. Nathan Keeps Track of No Emma's. First Date Debates. I Am Legion. We All Love Murder. Why Is Heaven Clouds? Satan's Orchard. Poisoning Chad’s. Capybaras Eat Shit. Outside the Narrow Band. As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft @Bob_ThangPod Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Email:...

This Week: Whoops, Justin Recorded Through the Computer Mic... Sorry. Let's Become the Most Debaucherous City in the South. Weird Seltzers and the Generational Sugar Gap. Todd, the Cake Bitch (SJK Does Not Endorse the Word "Bitch"). The Trials of Tekashi69. Follow Broadway Uncensored on instagram, You'll Thank Us Later. The Other Ken Burns Effect. You Go Becki! Your Body Is Your Own. As Always: Re...

This Week: Our lives are strange. Nathan's death sweats. Our eventual tragic Terry Gross interview. What sex position is a Sushi Jackknife exactly? Nathan's balloon-dildo-rama. Pink bibs. 92% discomfort. Justin Hails Satan? The bullshit reason there are Ten Commandments statues all over the country. The charm of voting with the elderly. Shaq Attack. Adventures in teenage musics. Go microwave Eric...

This week join Nathan and Justin as they wild the wilds of a local strip mall. As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Dr. Somebody, on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChTMF1-9ZExP0psPCAkR6aw Support us here: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Kanye Loans Justin an 808. Nathan's Torrent Of Woes. Sub-Job Level Issues. "Oh, We've Met Before." Shoney's Buffet. Andy and Lorne. The Incredible Mr. Don Knotts. Nathan Falls In Love With A Fish. Cancer and Carlos, A Romantic Comedy. Bullshit Rock and Roll Lists. Sushi Jackknife: Your Porn Selection Podcast. The Plantagenets Were Fucked. As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.co...

This Week: We're More Fun Than NPR. Click and Clack, the Sushi Brothers. Ira Glass Would Be Ashamed. Meat OD. Wendy's Kitchen Protocol. Loveline. Short and Stubby Pleasure. Broadway Uncensored. Across the Panel Pundit Hug. Henry Rollins Says Don't Be Like Morrissey. Counterpoint: Henry Rollins Is A Dick. The Polar Bears Have Unlimited Coca-Cola. The Dalai Lama Is Sexist... God Damn It, Everything...

This Week: Toleration. Nathan's Cabin, Justin's Eternal Bar. The Crying Closet. Drafted Texts. Triangle Trouble. Drug Math. Adventures In Vasectomy. It's Like The Olympics. Please Don't Explain How You'll "Hack the Baby Out". Junior, the Film. Reading the Novelization of the Schwarzenegger's "Jingle All The Way". Twins. The Come Down of The 5th of July. Airports of The Revolutionary War. As Always...

This Week: It's OK If You Want to Murder Nathan. One Candle to Entice A Man. Two Fingers To The Maker. Do You Wash Your Legs? Are You Fucking Weird? Justin Goes Whole Hog Into Bougie Shit. Speaking of Da-da-da-da Dick. Wine and CBD. Sven's DNA Mart. Peter Ripping Beards. This Is Not Coffee, This Is Borsch. Nathan And Justin's Hardcore Bullshit History. Aliens and Airwaves. The Rancid Feet of Satan...

This Week: There's Porn About It. Kroger Doesn't Care. Buttersprouts. The Saddest Salad Bar. What Is French Dressing Anyway? Nose-Man and Nosey! The Tinsel Section. Randy Quaid Is A Fucking Nut Job. Breadboxes. As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanbadley.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Dr. Somebo...

This Week: John Tesh Has No Intelligence for Your Life. Air Jordan Fetishists. Arbitrary Lines of Bisexuality. Nathan and Lupita, Sitting In A Tree. Our Eyes Met Across The Cheesecake Factory. A Plethora of Missed Connections. 23 And (Just) Me. Check out Justin's new project, Dr. Somebody, on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChTMF1-9ZExP0psPCAkR6aw As Always: Read Nathan's blog at nathanb...

This Week: Ancient Mouth Sounds. Life Hacks? VHS or Beta, Let Porn Decide. What the Internet Is For. Unrepentant Weirdoes: A Catalog of Strange Birds. The Glory of Ronald Hutton. Flaming Lips Beer. Paddleton. Is Justin a Satanist? The New (Gray) American Flag. Mysteries of the French. You Have A Foot Fetish. Nathan Ulcers To Death. Check out Justin's new project, Dr. Somebody, on YouTube: https://...