Super Breakfast Friends Club

Princess Daphne has been kidnapped and it's up to Dirk the Daring, his brave horse, and some third guy to save her. What's a Giddy Goon? Who's the villain of Dragon's Lair? Is this franchise still interesting with low-budget animation? You tell us.

Welcome back to picturesque Piñata Island. How do you get Buzzlegums? Are Chewnicorns real? Are gems a fruit or a vegetable? Come help us defeat Fergy Fudgehog and heal nature.

This week we're headed to 1983 (but actually 2006) and the village of Hinamizawa, where murder is on the breeze. What do small town kids do for fun? How do you play Old Maid? What happened to the Hanshin Tigers? Come listen to the cicadas with us.

We're still lost in the Viridian Forest. How long has it been since the last episode? How does a Beedrill decorate? What do unsupervised children do in the woods? Gotta catch 'em all.

Discipline. Justice. Commitment. These are the things the Street Fighters strive for, apparently. What are Bison's goals? What's the difference between Ken and Ryu and Wario and Waluigi? Who is the main character of Street Fighter? It's Guile.

We're heading to space looking for SPARTANs, but we only found one. And it's a space babysitter. Why did they need a team of ODSTs? Why is O'Brien the worst? How have we spent so much time around Halo and absorbed so little of its lore? Whatever, it's Halo Legends.

It's 1989 and we're travelling to the magical kingdom of Hyrule (boring place). What's Ganon's ideal career? Why are the Mario Bros. here? Does Link deserve a kiss? No, he does not.

We're back on Planet Freedom, celebrating Sonic's 32nd birthday. Who is Dr. Eggman attracted to? Does Tails know what twins are? Can Metal Sonic kiss? All these questions will be answered.

For our 50th episode, we're looking at a grim future. The present. How does a fungus reproduce? When should you ignore a director's instructions? Which two actors does Mike share credits with? It's HBO's The Last of Us.

We've returned to the spooky scary world of Draculas. How do you spell Donovan Baine? Would you like to go on a glass and berry tour? What's the first spell a new wizard casts? Welcome to DarkStalker Hell.

Sul sul! Today we're headed back to modern times to look at our first reality show. Is The Sims an eSport? How much time does it take to make a video? Can Sims players play cooperatively? It's The Sims Spark'd.

We're digging around the swamps of Louisiana, looking for podcast episodes. What does Bayou Billy drive? What does a crocodile wear 'neath the water? What happened to the backgrounds? Welcome back to Captain N.

It's 1999 and we're headed back to the Digital World. Are these kids old friends or complete strangers? What does Kuwagamon sound like? How many characters is it appropriate to introduce in one episode? Digimon. Digital Monsters.

It's 1991 and dinosaurs roam the earth. Where did all these cave people come from? What does a porcupine fish do? Why is Yoshi the worst? Super Mario, Super Mario, Super Mario. World.

It's 2016 and Sega hardware has been dead for 15 years. The perfect time to make a show about it! How many startup sounds did the Sega Saturn have? Who was Sega's first mascot? Who's your favourite Sega Hard Girl? Sega Hard Girls.

This week we're very close to being modern. Almost too close. But not very close, because it's Cuphead. What's the best way to paint a fence? How close to the game should a show be? What does Cuphead have to do with World War II? I don't know.

It's oddball Konami franchise, The Simpsons! Why is a donut vendor a therapist? Where are the dancing zombies? How did Konami create so many hit cartoon shows? Don't have a cow, man!

We're back in Kanto, lost in Viridian Forest. Why is Misty so mean to Caterpie? How does String Shot work? Why is Pidgeotto AWESOME? It's Pokémon again.

The year is 2201, and racing is the new black. Why did they revive Ryu? Can a bus drive to space? Where is Captain Falcon?! Let's have a look-see.

We return to the Outworlds to find out what's up with Scorpion. What sound does a skeleton make? Who built all these scorpion ships? Could Liu Kang have beaten Sub-Zero without Kitana's secret? Mortal Kombat continues.

30 years ago, Andross declared war. 4 years later, it happened again. 19 years after that, it happened one more time. This is that time. What kind of TV does Venom get? Where is Kirby in all this? Is it normal to give your friends a clump of your own hair? Happy 30th anniversary, Fox.

It's 1999 and Rayman is taking the airwaves by storm. Or at least taking your VCR by stiff breeze. Who is Lac-Mac? What is Lac-Mac? WHY is Lac-Mac?? I miss Globox.

Can you believe we've been doing this show for a year now? We can't. To celebrate, we return again to Pac-Man. Why did Super-Pac replace Pac-Man? Why isn't PJ a nephew? Why does this show have two Poochies? It's Pac-Man's second season.

It's either 1996 or 1999, depending on what country you're in. He's been missing for a while, but Sonic is back and he's anime this time. Is this a show or a movie? What's the geographical makeup of Planet Freedom? Since when does Sonic have human-catgirls? (the answer may surprise you) It's the Sonic OVA.

It's 1994 and all the children of the world care about is Super Fighting Robots. What's Proto Man's problem? Should Rush talk? What does Dr. Wily want with Rock & Roll?! Say hello to Mega Man for me, please.