Super Breakfast Friends Club

Today we're visiting the world of Castlevania to hunt for bullies. How rare is a Power Pad? How competent is Simon Belmont? What is a bully? A miserable little pile of secrets.

We're somewhere deep in Kanto with CuriosGhostie and our trusty camera, looking for the 25th anniversary of Pokémon Snap. How does Team Rocket's budget work? Is it Todd or Snap? Is this the strangest spinoff tie-in? Join the Pokémon Maskers.

We've wandered into the Forbidden Land looking for eggs and accidentally stumbled across a TV show. What's in an energy drink? Why can't Hunters and Riders be friends? Who are all these children? Grab a hunting horn and join our quest please.

Today we've travelled back to a few months before the release of PaRappa the Rapper 2, when PaRappa had his own TV show for a hot minute. How old is PaRappa's audience? Who is Matt and why is he here? What's Mike's favourite game? I gotta believe!!

We're back at the Mario Bros. Plumbing Company to pay our respects to King Mario and his peasant brother. How cool is Toad? Is Mervin a real wizard? Where has Edison been all our lives? Do the Mario.

We head back to Cappy Town to check in on our favourite pink puffball. How long did it take people to notice Kirby was homeless? How do people really feel about Dedede? When is it acceptable to shoot a gun on a kids show? Come listen to the sound of sucking with us.

This week's episode is Valentines-adjacent, so we're looking at a show based on a dating sim! Is it okay to frame a creepshot? Is it acceptable to make love in the nurse's office? Can you answer this question with a letter? It's Dokyusei (aka End of Summer)

We've been doing this show for two years now, so of course, we're returning to Pac-Man. It's the 2530s, probably, and Pac-World has recovered from a brutal war that nobody remembers against an enemy that nobody believes is real... despite it happening less than 15 years ago. Why is Pac-Man in high school? Why does the high school have a forbidden hedge maze prison? Why does he get elem...

We've returned to the dismal post-apocalyse to celebrate the birthday of our favourite Echidna. Does Knuckles eat people? Can Sonic bend reality? Did Manic need to show up this time? Happy birthday, Knuckles! We're sorry.

We return to Ace Attorney so we can finally see Maya and Edgeworth! How did Phoenix know about the witness? What's the deal with Grossberg's painting? What's the best Ace Attorney song? OBJECTION!!

Centuries before Liu Kang was born, there was Kung Lao, Earthrealm's first champion. How much money does a Kombat monk make? What's Scorpion's backstory? Does this show hate women? Who knows.

It's 1996, and Sega are gearing up for their biggest game cancellation of the season. Can Sally, Scratch and Grounder coexist? Will Sonic save the kids from the robot factory? Does Santa even want this job? The answer to all three is no.

It's 1991, and despite being 58 episodes into this game show, the contestants are learning the rules for the first time ever. Is a Lhasa Apso good loot? Where was East Pakistan? How much time is enough time for a child to run around a giant floor map planting flags?

We're going to space in the future (or... the past?) to look at a tv show based on a manga based on a toy based on a video game! Why does everyone have a marble in their belly? Are the bombers robots or not? Where are the bombs?! It's Bomberman B-Daman

CW: Sexual Assault It's our 69th episode, so what better time to make our first age-restricted video? When are erotic games good for business? Who's this lady dating a growth? Why is Rance the worst? We're sorry.

The gang's all here now! We rejoin Ash just in time for him to meet Brock, everyone's favourite Gym Leader named Brock. What's the worst possible team to challenge Pewter Gym with? How much does a rice bowl cost? Can Mike record a podcast while sick? Please passionately tear off your beards in respect.

This week we watched a laserdisc from the late 90s. Neither of us know a lot about Samurai Shodown, but when did that stop us before? Is Asura a hero or villain? What the heck happened in the previous game? Why is Purple Nakoruru a seperate character? Why are you asking us?

Planet Mobius is in danger, and only Sonic the Hedgehog and his gang of brown OCs can save it. Just kidding, he can't even save one guy! Is SatAM a good name? Is Dr. Robotnik incompetent? Why is Antoine here? You're not going to like our answers. He's the fastest thing aliiiiiive!!

We return to the Kongo Bongo to check in on our ape friends and you'll never guess what happened this time. Who is DK's nephew? How competent are the Kremlings? What does Bluster even do? None of these questions are answered to my satisfaction.

It's Spooky Scary Skeletons Week on Super Breakfast Friends Club, and that means we're looking at a horror game show. Why does Seiko need butt salve? When is it appropriate to grope your friends? Why is Pikachu here? You're invited to our corpse party.

We're headed back to Springdale to look at more Yo-Kai for Halloween. Who's the most famous yokai? What's Jinbanyan's secret? Could you live down the shame of pooping at school? Do not answer the last one.

It's been 20 years since Nickelodeon unleashed Tak and his Jujus all over our faces. Who are any of these characters? What is a Juju? Is this offensive to someone in particular or just in general? Join the Pupununu tribe or don't.

We tried to track down Viewtiful Joe this week, but he's extremely elusive. How is Sprocket censored? Where is Dee Bradley Baker? Why is the Japanese version missing? Happy 20th anniversary, Joe.

It's 1995, and we're joining Akira in looking for free food. What time period does New Hollywood exist in? How many gyoza are in 50 servings? Why do 90s anime treat women so strangely? Enjoy a hot wild vision with us.

We return to the robot future to fight appliances of the past! What's Mega Man's greatest weakness? What counts as an electrical device? Will Pharaoh Man ever return to Earth? No.