Super Breakfast Friends Club

We finally returned to Castlevania! What age group is this show for? How does a whip work? Did the show need to be this cruel? I don't think so. Castlevania!

It's been 20 years since we started our journeys in Sinnoh, so we're looking back at the time the anime did that! Which starter would you choose? Is seeing a legendary Pokémon wonderful or terrifying? Does Ash need to be here?

It's Saturday Supercade again, and this time we're in a Pitfall. What's the main character's name? Is Quickclaw a victim? Who WAS that bearded man?

Kirby's in trouble this week, because Meta Knight is out to train and/or kill him, whichever comes first. Why does Meta Knight work for Dedede? Where does Kirby come from? What did they do to Bugzzy?!

It's Mike's birthday, so we're watching a show he loved as a teenager. Is The World like QWOP? Who wrote this banger soundtrack? Why are cats illegal? Log in and accept our party invite.

It's 2001, and boy does this soundtrack know it. Lara Croft is coping with her dead father's triangle obsession, and we all have to deal with it. Was Wilson supposed to die? How loud should an intruder alarm be? Why didn't Lara simply destroy the first half of the triangle? We may never know.

We're watching Video Power again! Oh no! What race is the Prince of Bangladar? What are Mr. Big's weapons? Where is Manhole 16 in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It's time to get pushed over the Video Power Edge.

We're back to Sonic Underground to learn how it all began. What episode number is this really? Why is Uncle Chuck here? Is everything that happened actually the Oracle's fault? We think so.

Tina wants to borrow Ike's jacket to impress the worst guy in North America, and we have to watch it. Who's the best Edison kid? What do Turner's dreams look like? Is Idella the most relatable character now?

It's 1988 and we're going to the symphony. How much realism is acceptable for a Slime? How Slimy is an Archdemon? Who's inside the Dragonlord? Let's discuss.

The Contessa has stolen a giant hole and only three children can put a stop to her plans. Which are the best prizes? Can Mel focus with all the fun happening on set? How much time is enough time for a child to run around a giant floor map placing beacons?

We're going to the shady desert planet Cryton to look for a little boy's medicine. Is Rick over or underpowered? Who is Bibiribitch? What kind of man is Samurai Goroh? Let's find out.

This week we're in... I think Austria? To meet the newest member of the Darkstalkers, Klaus Schmendrick. Who is Klaus? What does Klaus do? What are Klaus' powers? We're all lucky to have him.

Corpse Party is 30 years old, so we watched it again. What's the best creepypasta? Can skeletons pass through walls? Why do these idiot children keep splitting up? This one wasn't very scary.

MEDABOTS!!!! I forgot, we love this show! How did Coach Mountain plug a volcano? What does Digmole use to shorvel? Do children live in the red light district? Let's sweat through our youth together!

Animal Crossing turned 25 this week, so we watched the movie! Who was your first villager? What's in the mysterious cave? What is Gulliver's deal? Come eat cherry pie with us.

Do you know anything about Wing Commander? We didn't! How do vending machines work in the future? Where would you go to smooch with your rival? How does anyone understand each other over the Space Rock? I think we liked this one actually.

It's time to meet Chuck, Sonic's weird snarling uncle. What is the Roboticizer's sabotage mode for? How much does Chuck really care about the ecosystem? How did so little happen in one of the most memorable episodes? I don't know, man.

Mega Man Battle Network is turning 25! What does the future look like? How do suburban oven fires lead to world domination? Who would your NetNavi be, and why is it Snake Man?

We've returned to Saturday Supercade to meet Donkey Kong's wayward son. Does anyone know the true Kong family tree? Who is Bones Bailey and why is he here? How many crimes has Donkey Kong Jr. committed? At least three in this episode alone.

We're watching the short film adaptation of Papers, Please! How political are the politics of immigration? What's the consequence for letting a married couple in? Would you turn away Elisa? No, of course you wouldn't.

Pokémon is 30! So we watched the first movie. What counts as a move? How can you tell the difference between a human and a Pokémon? Would you Wonder Trade Grampa? Celebrate the Pikachus with us.

The Legend of Zelda is turning 40, so we're back in Hyrule! What talent is Magic Johnson known for? What's Ganon's famous steed? Is there a phone in the medicine dimension? Happy Zelder!

It's Valentine's Day! In hindsight this show was not romantic at all! But I didn't know that when I picked it! What is the secret of the jewels? What's trendy right now in Strawberry Fields? Why do 90s anime have such a problem with consent? We're sorry.

It's our fourth year doing this show, but we're out of Pac-Man shows to celebrate our anniversary with! So we're watching the allegedly Pac-Man based episode of Secret Level. What is a ghost? What does ZOP GAMP mean? How is this show connected to Mr. Driller? We actually have more answers to these questions than usual this week.