Colleen Geske & Allard Westenbrink

Stuff Dutch People Like

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Stuff Dutch People Like, the podcast, is a celebration of Dutch culture. Join your hosts Colleen Geske (from the land of Maple Syrup) and Allard Westenbrink (as Dutch as a broodje kaas) as they discuss what makes Dutch culture weird, wacky and....ultimately, wonderful.

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Colleen Geske & Allard Westenbrink

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Society

Latest episode

Apr 26, 2026

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Episodes

S5 E10: Our favorite CHEAP things to do in Amsterdam 26.04.2026

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like , Colleen and Allard are finally putting their money where their mouth is! They are sharing their go-to tips for surviving Amsterdam without going broke: where to actually eat well without breaking the bank, what to do that doesn’t cost €25 a ticket, and the low-key Dutch hacks that keep your wallet intact. From cheap (and fancy!) eats to free activities...

S5 E9: The Great Dutch Grocery Tour: come shop and cook with us! 06.04.2026

In the episode, Colleen and Allard visits a local Dutch grocery store where Colleen quickly finds herself out of her depth—mystery vegetables, unfamiliar labels, and some surprisingly…questionable-looking condiments. Meanwhile, Allard is in his element, introducing her to Dutch staples she somehow missed for decades. From confusion to discovery (and a bit of skepticism), the adventure wraps up bac...

S5 E8: How the Dutch saved Cycling 22.03.2026

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like , we’re talking all things bikes. Many assume Amsterdam has always been a city built for bikes , but the Netherlands wasn’t always a cycling paradise! In this episode we explore how in the 1970s cars nearly took over—until the explosive Stop Kindermoord movement fought back and reclaimed the streets. Colleen breaks down how the Dutch saved their biking cu...

S5 E7: You Won’t Believe What the Dutch Googled! 08.02.2026

What were the Dutch really up to this past year? 👀 In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like , we dive deep into the wonderfully weird world of Dutch search histories. From bizarre health questions to hyper-specific obsessions, political dilemmas, and questions that only make sense if you’ve lived in the Netherlands a little too long. Join us as we unpack the quirks, curiosities, and collective...

S5 E6: Why is Dutch TV and film so strange? 24.01.2026

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like , Colleen and Allard dive into the wonderfully strange world of Dutch film and television. What does Allard notice about Dutch screen culture as a director—and what sets it apart from its international counterparts? From brutally blunt storytelling to an almost shocking level of honesty (yes, even in children’s programming), they unpack what makes Dutch T...

S5 E5: The One About Dating the Dutch 28.12.2025

In this episode Colleen and Allard unpack what it’s really like to date the Dutch—from hyper-honesty and split bills to emotional restraint, planning three weeks ahead, and the unspoken rules no one warns you about. Is it refreshing or romantic kryptonite? We talk cultural clashes, misunderstandings, and the moments that make you laugh, cringe, or question everything you thought you knew about lov...

S5 E4: The BIG FAT DUTCH PUB QUIZ! Play along :) 19.12.2025

Join Colleen and Allard for one of their favourite pastimes: the pub quiz! This time it's obsure facts about the Netherlands. Colleen thinks she just might win. Allard says "absoluut niet"!!! Find out who takes the crown as they battle it out, and join along if you dare! Beware however, a friend has given them a gift to "consume" in this episode, and things do go a little w...

S5 E3: LIVE from the "Stuff Dutch People Hate" book launch --a celebration of Dutch discontent! 05.12.2025

In this special episode Allard and Colleen are LIVE on location n Amsterdam at the American Book Center for the launch of the new "Stuff Dutch People Hate" book! Listen along, with the audience, as Colleen and Allard share some of their favorite funny stories, faux-pas, and cultural confusions!

S5 E2: Stuff Dutch People Hate -the book!! 22.11.2025

Exciting things are happening: Colleen's new book is about to hit the shelves. The title of the latest in the series? Stuff Dutch People Hate! In this book, Colleen flips the script and asks: “What really pisses the Dutch off?” Because, as she argues, what a culture hates can reveal even more than what it loves. Allard wants to know how the book came about, does he agree with what is written, and...

S5 E1: A Dutchman in Canada (again!) 15.11.2025

Colleen and Allard are back for another wild and wacky season of Stuff Dutch People Like. To kick off Season 5, they look back on Allard's time in Canada and pose the question: can a grown Dutchman ever really fit into a very Canadian summer? From the highs (customer service!) to the lows (the "Sorry's" are endless!), Allard brings us along to compare, contrast....and well, compl...

S4 E11: Live from the Zaanse Schaans (on Dutch tourist traps)! *Season Finale* 27.07.2025

For this season's finale, Allard and Colleen hit the road to explore the world famous Zaanse Schans. Come along as explore century old windmills, while eating Dutch meatballs with Zaanse mustard, of course! What are the biggest tourist traps to avoid in the Netherlands? What are Colleen and Allard's list of must, and must NOT sees? And where o' where can you get the best Dutch fries in Amsterdam?...

S4 E10: The One about Amsterdam's 750th Birthday 20.07.2025

Colleen and Allard have returned from yet another extended break, with apologies and explanations galore! They jump right in with a series of listener questions leading them off-topic, but down some interesting roads! How did Amsterdam get its name? Where is Allard's favorite place in the Netherlands? Why is Colleen teaching Allard to line dance? And how did one of the Dutch island became famo...

S4 E9: The one about weird jobs in the Netherlands 24.05.2025

In this episode Colleen and Allard dive into their pasts and discuss all the weird and wild jobs they’ve had in the Netherlands. From Allard’s (cliché!) job at a video rentals shop to Colleen’s escapades hosting speed-dating in Amsterdam for “lonely expats” — find out what they did and why they did it! The Dutch are known for inventing uber successful! television formats, everything from Big Broth...

S4 E8: Dutch comedian, Henry van Loon, talks all things Brabant and Carnaval 27.02.2025

In this episode, Allard and Colleen share the stage with highly acclaimed Dutch actor and comedian Henry van Loon. Come along as they discuss Dutch comedy, the sexiest province in Holland (Brabant, of course), soft 'g's' and the history of carnaval. Didn't know the Dutch celebrate carnival?! Well, neither did Colleen --but luckily Henry is a big fan and a bit of a know-it-all on th...

S4 E7: The story, the gossip & the hustle behind "Stuff Dutch People Like" 21.02.2025

You know the podcast, the socials, and the memes...but who and what is behind the Stuff Dutch People Like brand?! From its humble beginnings as a blog, to an 8-book series, successful merchandise line and more! Come along as Allard interviews co-founder Colleen about how she and her partner carved out a lucrative niche and went on to self-publish the #1 best-selling book series of all time on Dutc...

S4 E6: Why the Dutch refuse to think "inside-the-box" 13.02.2025

On this episode, Colleen and Allard investigate further the Dutch's proclivity for out-of-the-box thinking. Colleen shares some of her favorite real-world examples, from traffic-lightless intersections to inter-generational living and the new trend of Dutch 'Dementia Villages'! Allard invents a new term: 'cozy pragmatic' (cozmatic?) to describe this particular form of pragmatism which embodies a t...

S4 E5: How and why the Dutch are so pragmatic 01.02.2025

In this episode Colleen and Allard deep dive into the one thing that defines Dutch culture above all else: pragmatism! Come along as we discuss all the hot topics: prostitution, drugs, sex, crime and more....and find out what drives Dutch decision making! Are the Dutch really that tolerant? How have they figured out problems other countries have wrestled with for years! Listen and find out!

S4 E4: What the Dutch *really* got up to in 2024! 26.01.2025

It's time for our 'year in review'! What were the top headlines in the Netherlands in 2024 and what did those crazy Dutchies get up to? Tune in and find out!

S4 E3: How and why the Dutch Can't Lie 11.01.2025

The Dutch are honest ( maybe too honest); ever wondered why?! They also cannot, will not and do not tell lies! Colleen and Allard do a deep dive on why the Dutch are so darn honest, while Colleen teaches Allard what a "white lie" is. Find out why the Dutch communicate the way they do -- and how politeness differs per culture!

S4 E2: North America vs The Netherlands 28.12.2024

Part two of Colleen and Allard's discussion on their trips to Canada --and what they loved, questioned (huh?) and missed from home! Allard wants to talk all things coffee, snacks and food....while Colleen has a lot to say about Canadian bathrooms! Listen to see if Allard can pass Colleen's "Great Canadian Quiz" filled with (little) known Canadiana trivia!

S4 E1: The One About a Dutchie in Canada 20.12.2024

On the first episode of Season 4 (gosh golly!), Allard recounts his adventures as a Dutchie in Canada for the *very first* time! What did he like about Canada, what did he find surprising, and most importantly, how does Canadian food compare to Dutch dishes?!

S3 E12: The One Where we are live from Volendam (Season Finale) 12.07.2024

For this season's finale, Allard and Colleen hit the road and set off to explore the charming Dutch harbour town of Volendam. Come along as they eat fresh herring and Colleen tries Volendam's famous Dutch eel (paling) for the first time! As they continue their way around town they also meet several local Volendamers who share their stories about life in this well-known town, its famous res...

S3 E11: The One about Making Friends in the Netherlands 16.06.2024

In this episode Colleen and Allard ditch their usual jokes to respond to a listener who wrote in about having a hard time making a new life as an immigrant/expat in the Netherlands. It's not the first time they've been asked the question: "how the heck do I make friends with the Dutch?!" so they decided to share their personal advice on how to get down with the Dutchies! Oh and y...

S3 E10: The One About the Dutch Brown Bar 07.06.2024

On this episode Colleen finally gets to talk about her favoruite Dutch institution: the brown bar/brown café! What the heck is a 'brown bar' you ask?! Well it's one part cozy, one part fun...and all things gezelligheid! Take a listen as Allard and Colleen walk you through the history of the Dutch bruine kroeg and what you precisely need to et, drink and listen to (hint: smartlappen ) w...

S3 E9: The One Where We Take the Official 'Inburgering' Exam ('integration exam') 01.06.2024

In this episode Colleen and Allard are visited by 'Canadian boyfriend Rob' who is here to administer the official Dutch inburgering (civic integration) exam to our two hosts. The inburgering exam is a series of tests on the Dutch language and society. The exams are a requirement by the Dutch government to get a permanent residence permit or a Dutch passport Much has been said about this in...

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