Stuff Dutch People Like

In this episode Colleen talks about the differences in driving in the Netherlands --- specifically about how damn near impossible it is to get a driver's license in the Lowlands in 2024! Allard and Colleen then launch into "part two" of their list of things to most definitely never do while in the Netherlands! Show up unannounced? Nope! Refuse cake? Not a good idea! Call the Netherla...

In this episode Allard and Colleen discuss what NOT to do in the Netherlands! They've made a list and you're going to want to hear their insider tips on some of the surprising things you really don't want to do while visiting or living in the Netherlands. From peeing in the canals (it's deadly!) to talking on your phone while ordering a coffee, here are some of the things that will get you majorly...

This year's edition of Kingsday has sadly come and gone but that doesn't mean that Allard and Colleen don't have A LOT to say about it! Curious about the history of this curious day? Looking to refresh your knowledge of the Dutch royals? They've got your covered! From their personal favorite Kingsday anecdotes to the incredible treasures they have scored on the street, listen to fi...

In this episode Colleen and Allard are looking back through history at all the cool shit the Dutch invented! And we aren't talking deep fried snacks my friends, we are taking MASSIVE life-changing inventions. Who invented essentially all the major tech developments of the last century?? The Dutch! Are you currently reading this on that little magical device in your hand? Well guess what, it co...

The fans have been sending in A LOT of questions and Colleen and Allard finally sit down and randomly select a few to answer. The results? Hi-larious, of course! From questions about Dutch weddings, the cost-of-living, how much money Amsterdammers really make and Dutch toilet habits (eeww), our listeners have questions and luckily Allard and Colleen have answers! Ever wondered why Dutch people are...

In this episode Allard and Colleen re-visit one of the most talked about topics surrounding Dutch culture: directness! And guess what? Allard finally is starting to understand what all the fuss is about! From Allard's recent experiences at a Dutch circle party, to Colleen's endless anecdotes of the Dutch blurting out whatever is on their minds, tune in to hear how they handle it! Oh and find out t...

Colleen and Allard are back from their North American travels, but they do have a few things they wish the Dutch would learn from overseas! From the seemingly trivial 'doggie bag' to washers and dryers that ACTUALLY WORK, the SDPL duo has questions and WANTS answers! Next up, Colleen is utterly baffled when her kids request a 'dropping' in a Canadian forest. She learns (to her huge...

Guys, Colleen and Allard are finally back for another season!! Where the heck were they!? Well in Alaska and Canada, of course! In this season's first episode the've got a ton of dirt to discuss from their recent travels; everything from good old North American manners (Allard finally gets it!) to Lazy-Boyz (peak ugly comfort), North American fridges (as big as an Amsterdam studio) and the...

You asked and we delivered! Yes it's our season finale, and yes we have decided to discuss, debate and devour a whole new round of Dutch deep-fried delights! In between mouthfuls Allard and Colleen discuss this last season, the highs the lows and listeners feedback! Of course, they drift off topic and end back up on some new Dutch expressions and an entirely new Dutch word for Colleen "Bo...

In this episode Colleen and Allard discuss the hauntings of Amsterdam! Take a trip back through Amsterdam's dark past and find out on which streets you may hear a few extra screams in the night! From Bloedstraat (Blood Street) to Spooksteeg (Ghost Alley), Amsterdam has creepy secrets at every turn. Of course, Allard and Colleen both have a few ghost stories of their own to share. Allard casual...

After a short (and unannounced!) hiatus, Allard and Colleen are back! Find out what has been keeping them both super busy the last 2 months and what their loyal listeners had to say about it! In this episode Colleen and Allard discuss what it means to 'feel at home' somewhere, and how certain cities immediately give you energy while others suck you dry! Allard is curious to hear if Colleen...

In this episode Allard and Colleen enter new territory: Stuff Dutch People Hate! Together they've made a list of the top ten 'pet peeves' of the Dutch --everything from terrible tourists on bikes to being confused for Germans (oops)! Colleen joins in the rant fest mostly agreeing with all the Dutch dislike, apart from their distain of spontaneity and queuing (common guys, even children...

Allard has finally got his episode where he can talk about sex….while kinda ;) On this episode Colleen and Allard discuss how the Dutch truly have no shame. Whether it comes to sex on television, peeing in public or openly discussing their bathroom (and bedroom!) habits, the Dutch seem to have much less shame than their North American counterparts! Colleen and Allard discuss the butt-naked Dutch s...

In this episode Colleen and Allard discuss what it is like to live in a country with so much history.  They reminisce while sharing their favourite stories and offer some tips on how and when to see the best hidden secrets of Amsterdam (hint: Open Garden Days).  And surprise: Colleen has a pop quiz for Allard on some utterly odd Dutch expressions!  Can he recognise the English versi...

Colleen and Allard are back with another episode on all thing Dutch culture! This time, it's one of Colleen's favourite topics: the Dutch wedding! Yes, my friends, the Dutch do wedding *very* differently than North Americans.  As you can imagine we talk money as Dutchies maintain their stereotypical "thriftiness" right up to the altar! Want to know why the Dutch don't do wedding planners? (hi...

In this episode Allard gets to ask all his questions about one of his favourite North-American mysteries: highschool!  Is it really like what the Dutch saw growing up on TV and the movies? From yellow school buses, to jocks, cheerleaders, school dances and prom - Colleen and Allard discuss what makes the Dutch highschool experience sooo completely different from that of North America. And yes...

In this episode Allard and Colleen discuss all things Dutch healthcare - including their own blunders and some (painfully!) awkward encounters with Dutch doctors.  Why do expats and foreigners have such a hard time getting used to the Dutch healthcare system, and could the Dutch huisarts (GP) simply be replaced by a Paracetamol dispenser?!  Both Colleen and Allard have had their fair sha...

Happy 2023! On this episode Allard and Colleen talk houses and the notable differences between Dutch and North American design. Why is there so much carpet in America?! What is with all the wooden kitchen cupboards, leather couches, and the national obsession with countertops?! (Spoiler: no one cares if it's marble/granite/godknowswhat). Didn't think the differences were that big? Think again! Col...

Welcome to the Stuff Dutch People Like holiday edition! In this episode Colleen and Allard discuss all the (weird, wacky and wonderful) Dutch traditions around the holiday season.  Why do the Dutch have two Christmas days? What do the Dutch typical eat for their Christmas meal? (Hint: it’s definitely not a turkey!) How do the Dutch celebrate New Year’s? And why do so many Dutchies insist on starti...

Allard and Colleen are back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for a new season of Stuff Dutch People Like!  And what better than jumping right into the most beloved Dutch holiday season?! That's right - Sinterklaas! As promised, this season will have its fair share of guests. This episode welcome Charlotte Bouman, a long-time friend of Allard, who just happens to have something in common with...

On the Season Finale of Stuff Dutch People Like, Allard has a surprise for Colleen: a table covered in Dutch snacks (aka deep fried delights!). This is Colleen's official 'inburgering' (integration) exam! Has she been paying attention to Allard's description of his favorite snacks -- and more importantly, as a non-Dutchie, what will she rank each one?! Warning: if you don't like listening to peopl...

In this episode Colleen and Allard discuss money and how the Dutch are different when it comes to their spending and lending habits. What's up with Dutch credit cards? Why are there no 'real' credit cards in this country? ...and more importantly: are the Dutch truly as cheap as everyone says or is it just practicality? Colleen and Allard agree it's likely somewhere in the middle....but don't get C...

On this episode, Allard and Colleen discuss what makes the Dutch "unique" when it comes to vacations and holidays. Which countries do the Dutch visit the most? How do they travel? And how the heck do they afford SO many holidays abroad? They talk caravans, the differences between Dutch camping and North American camping...and how any self-respecting Dutchie would never leave home without their pea...

On this episode Allard and Colleen discuss the Dutch language --in particular, Dutch people's love of idioms and expressions! Colleen explains how understanding the Dutch language is one thing, but mastering ALL the Dutch expressions (and their befuddling meanings!) could truly take a lifetime.  So which expressions cause the most confusion for foreigners? Colleen challenges Allard on a...

On this episode, Colleen and Allard discuss Dutch working culture; Allard wants to know if it really is as different as foreigners say it is, and Colleen is here to answer with a big "hell YES"!  But the big question is: are the Dutch slackers? They work the least amount of hours in Europe, have tons of holidays and seem to be home on time for the school pick-up. How do they do it?  With...