Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F to Hum That Tune. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, why female singers and jungles don't mix and how jazz led to the world's most addictive Wonka chocolate. "Dot dot dot, perhaps?"

From Brightburn to The President Goes Ape. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how a small town goose gets rid of it's frustration and why John Wayne can't work with a monkey on his face. "Back into the shame hut."

From A Quiet Place: Day One to Birth Of A Nation For Irish People. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Gene Hackman won't leave a living witness and the Michael Madsen/Harry Belafonte connection. "I just want to buy her a cup of tea."

From RoboCroc to Hang On, That's An Owl. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the effectiveness of long range flashy things and when Harrison Ford was the world's biggest star. "Hollyoaks was the stuff of a madman's dreams."

From Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga to The Climb Of The Penguins. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MATT REED discuss, among other things, how saving minority families from fires is horny work and why Emma Thompson should clean her room. "That's how you do Dolly Parton."

From Hard To Kill to Jack Strang - All American Hero. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things,  the shortest version of Psycho ever seen and why Tom Cruise and a chicken are interchangeable.  "YOU get a dead nurse, YOU get a dead nurse..."

From Under Paris to I'll Have Some More Pineapple, Hedgehog. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what the people of northern Scotland got instead of The Matrix and Raquel Welch's rock music confusion. "Every woman is a bontempi organ waiting to be played."

From Never Say Never Again to Jellyfish Must Die. In this episode - the 50th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why a dismissive Frenchman is standard issue equipment for a spy and the greatest videogame ever made. "Barbara, changing a tenner."

From The Invitation to Stamp 'Em Out, Scamp. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the healing power of Miley Cyrus and an intrusive camera obscura. "Hello, segregated eating areas!"

From Abigail to Croc Around My Heart. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELEANOR MORTON discuss, among other things, what would drive a bear to kill and the Michael Gove/Tina Turner connection. "I'm going to respectfully milk Lindsay Lohan."

From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire to Snakes On A Stage. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why you always check your equipment before you ascend Cliff Richard and the cutting edge research that turned TLC into En Vogue. "No one give her a tissue, she's a star."

From Weird Science to You Can't Spell Passchendaele Without Passion. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the perils of tightrope walking four at a time and Jimmy Stewart's infamous contractual demands. "Why don't you cock off?"

From Airport to (Barking Seal Noises). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSAN MORRISON discuss, among other things, the cake related rumours about Noel Coward and Ryan Gosling; overly chatty driver. "No, I'M pregnant with Dean Martin's baby!"

From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow."

From District B13 to Water Chess: The Eternal Dance. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work."

From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands. "Those Norwegian sets of cheekbones harboured murderous desires."

From Saltburn to Sherpapotamus 2. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest DAVE JOHNS discuss, among other things, the vulgar lyrics of Lionel Bart and aborigines on hoverboards. "It's like I've been pied in the face by the world's shortest Mongolian clown."

From Force 10 From Navarone to You Can't Beat A Anteater. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, some very upsetting angels and the world's itchiest dancer. "Look out, he's on your 12."

From Drive Away Dolls to To Gazelle And Back. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Zoltar influenced 90s rap music and more realistic post-kill wisecracks for Bruce Willis. "What's new, Mola Ram?"

From Dune 2 to The Niagara Falls But The Heart Rises. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Al Pacino can provide you with crystal clear picture and sound and what can go wrong when two gentleman golfers become infatuated with the same girl. "I'm gonna take a snoring machine and I'm gonna tut." 

From Wicked Little Letters to Flying Respect. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how the Jaws novel could have been made better and why Taylor Swift is a liability to the British Security Services. "Models love heraldry."

From The Hitcher to The Day The Panda Dream Died. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when French royalty strikes a blow for American feminism and the volcano musical we've all been waiting for. PLUS - the winners are announced for the only awards that matter; ours. "How many Meg Ryans is too many Meg Ryans?"

From California Split to Coronation Beaver. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GAVIN WEBSTER discuss, among other things, the magic of hearing Guns n Roses underwater and Leslie Phillips rampaging through the streets of New York. "What do you mean Lewis Collins said no?"

From The Devil Rides Out to Bronkowitz & The Fish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Vincent Van Gogh; SoCal Dude and a baguette...somewhere in the trees. "Thank you, Scientology."

From Poor Things to Bear With Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Arnie inflames racial tensions in Brooklyn and the greatest Scottish movie that you've maybe forgotten about. "All Donats have holes."