Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From Kraven The Hunter to Tear This Wall Down. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, when Texas oil men meet imperialist China and a thrown together wedding for a thrown together bride. "Presented in Shock-O-Rama."

From Down With Love to Tusk In Hand. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why the best vampires are outside of eastern Europe and why the conquest of the Aztecs took so long. "You made me embarrassed to be Scottish."

From Jeremiah Johnson to You've Got Snail. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the most eligible oven in town and a 9 year old's hatred for Richard Chamberlain. "Pluck my heartstrings, Bagger Vance."

From The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre to Operation Possum. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, sand worms in sitcoms and Dorothy's problems at customs. "I'm on a wager."

From Hot Frosty to Captain Bananas And The Mackerel Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Alan Rickman: DIY enthusiast to the cutest little bank robber you ever did see. "Bomb up the bum for Brian Benben."

From Wanted: Dead or Alive to Do You Want Nuclear War Or Not? What'll It Be? In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, showing off with yachts in New York and Marilyn’s moodiest musical. “Rambo was very big with the adult baby community “

From Condorman to Armadillo In Love With You. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the world saving synth supergroup and the myriad hidden dangers of circus cannons. "It’s like the 9 and a half weeks of men talking to each other."

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From Boogie Nights to Raj-ing Hardon. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS THORBURN discuss, among other things, a one man Shawshank Redemption and Danny De Vito's Cambodian adventure. "Songs for squatchin' lovers."

From The African Queen to Saving Private Longneck. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ROB DEERING discuss, among other things, why more buttons means fewer questions and the compassionate drugging of Geena Davis. "Are you not hopping on the Quaid Train?"

From The Watch to Oh No You Peli-can't. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the slapstick version of Goodfellas and coming out of the Lost In Space closet. "Have you mentioned Tony Burton yet?"

From Heretic to How To Get Ahead In Modelling With A Snake. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Matt Damon taking on all the animals and the all time ubiquitous action goon of the 1980s. "Why am I even bothering to swallow Leslie Nielsen?"

From The Hard Way to FID Squad: Volume 1. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a day of carnage at the football and when Birmingham was laid waste by magma and organised crime. "You'd never get a lubricated horse cock on BBC 2."

From My Old Ass to No Leopards Left. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the illegal international bread trade and why you shouldn't keep Jeff Bridges in the fridge. "I've been mis-sold lesbians again."

From Borderlands to Moles Gonna Mole. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, children freed by Somali pirates and chocolate that can push a conservative over the edge. "They've got haddock fever."

From It Follows to Toucan Play At This Game. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, gorillas as professional fighter pilots and Cruella De Vil: Queen Of The Persians. "The rise of Clapula."

From Predators to The Full House Of Horror. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how washing powder can cure mental illness and the impracticality of a soluble action hero. "Windscale!"

From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to U-Boat Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the KGB Aardman knock-off and the Hitchcock/Herrmann bust up. "He's just so...earthy."

From Duel to For Fox Sake. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest IAN COPPINGER discuss, among other things, Jimmy Stewart's loose fingered murder mystery and the most tense songs in all of 80s soft rock. "Ocean's 8 makes Ocean's 12 seem like Ocean's 11."

From Trap to Undercover Goat. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when you nuke Moscow by mistake and how many sheep constitute a killing spree. "Shut up, The Goblins."

From Lucy to Come On, You Coyotes! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a horrifying facility holding 70s glam legends and what you get for surviving zombie nonsense. "Fingers crossed and one foot on the floor."

From Alien: Romulus to The Woman That Gave A Hoot. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Harry Potter; gangland heavy and B movie director of real pedigree. "Cholesterol, schmolesterol."

From Elysium to Aww, Not Christmas!! In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CARL DONNELLY discuss, among other things, the Tom Cruise version of Groundhog Day and Ginger Rogers: Hollywood's twitchiest cop. "Christmas is so last year."

From Anyone But You to ConFEDeracy. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SOOZ KEMPNER discuss, among other things, Jerry Maguire's contribution to child elimination and the dumb fun of Mike Bassett. "The horse doesn't know it's a simulated Grand National."

From The Great Outdoors to Squidgepot. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, Kurt Russell's alcohol support group and how to traumatise your children using only buttons. "A super carrot if you will."